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Posted by Dervish on Jul-20-2008 22:45:

Shameless female adverts.

Is it just me but aren't 99% of female adverts just rotten.

I mean they all go and have a coffee with female friends like they are in sex in the city and discuss the most personal of stuff.

Like "hmm I know when I've got hard shits I take smooth stool for softer stools... try it!" or "oh felicity when I have thrush I use thrush away" it goes on and on to "oh I use femprotect for weak bladder" i.e. when you piss yourself!!!!

Don't know f there is a male equivalence but seriously... they just chat over coffee and biscuits about shitting/pissing themselfs and much worse!!!

Posted by lacksesepsotygh on Jul-20-2008 22:52:

i don't watch tv. maybe i should start?

Posted by Dervish on Jul-20-2008 22:55:

Indeed, if you change sex and develop bladder weakness you need to know where you can buy stuff to pee into.

Posted by Ian on Jul-20-2008 23:16:

Re: Shameless female adverts.

quote:
Originally posted by Dervish
Is it just me but aren't 99% of female adverts just rotten.

I mean they all go and have a coffee with female friends like they are in sex in the city and discuss the most personal of stuff.

Like "hmm I know when I've got hard shits I take smooth stool for softer stools... try it!" or "oh felicity when I have thrush I use thrush away" it goes on and on to "oh I use femprotect for weak bladder" i.e. when you piss yourself!!!!

Don't know f there is a male equivalence but seriously... they just chat over coffee and biscuits about shitting/pissing themselfs and much worse!!!

the one that makes me laugh most is the woman who is taking the pill for thrush & walks off with such a grin. And the senakot one where she tells her mate in the beauty salon she's constipated, even with cameras on her

Posted by Jake Benson on Jul-20-2008 23:18:

Re: Shameless female adverts.

quote:
Originally posted by Dervish
I mean they all go and have a coffee with female friends like they are in sex in the city and discuss the most personal of stuff.

Don't guys talk about equivalent stuff? I talk about masturbation all the time.

Posted by Sunsnail on Jul-20-2008 23:29:

I have genital herpes, and I'm proud about it

Posted by tubularbills on Jul-20-2008 23:30:

Re: Re: Shameless female adverts.

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Originally posted by Jake Benson
Don't guys talk about equivalent stuff? I talk about masturbation all the time.

funny, i was going to say the same thing.

ha, this one time one of my good buddies asked me what i was going to do on my days off, and without even missing a beat i said, "jerk off" and we both laughed pretty hard.

but that was the extent of it....nothing gay like "what technique do you do" or something like that.

on the other hand, however, sexual stuff is always talked about between dudes. who you banged, how you got crabs, etc...etc...

Posted by Dervish on Jul-20-2008 23:47:

Getting crabs unless it is to cook is never something I'd "care to share" with mates!!!

Tho some have said how they got the *clap*. But I did just look at them !

Posted by UmmiE on Jul-20-2008 23:52:

LOL its funny how if there are more males and just a couple females and you guys start talking about similar stuff their reaction is like " ewww " you guys are nastyyyyyyy

Posted by Vivid Boy on Jul-21-2008 00:08:

Re: Re: Shameless female adverts.

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Originally posted by Jake Benson
Don't guys talk about equivalent stuff? I talk about masturbation all the time.

I dont talk abt that shit with my friends theres 2 things we talk about $$$ and boning chicks. and sometimes we talk about how shit the city is

Posted by Project-K on Jul-21-2008 01:29:

Re: Shameless female adverts.

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Originally posted by Dervish
Don't know f there is a male equivalence but seriously...

The male equivalent is a bunch of 40-somethings playing basketball and smiling at eachother akwardly.

Posted by jastiC on Jul-21-2008 01:51:

u's dont talk bout techniques?

thats homo

Posted by tubularbills on Jul-21-2008 01:56:

Re: Re: Shameless female adverts.

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Originally posted by Project-K
The male equivalent is a bunch of 40-somethings playing basketball and smiling at eachother akwardly.

lets all go hit the showers!

Posted by on Jul-21-2008 02:14:

Re: Shameless female adverts.

quote:
Originally posted by Dervish
I mean they all go and have a coffee with female friends like they are in sex in the city and discuss the most personal of stuff.

Like "hmm I know when I've got hard shits I take smooth stool for softer stools... try it!" or "oh felicity when I have thrush I use thrush away" it goes on and on to "oh I use femprotect for weak bladder" i.e. when you piss yourself!!!!
!

[walking down a beach]
You ever get that not so fresh feeling?...

Posted by Darkarbiter on Jul-21-2008 08:17:

quote:
Originally posted by jastiC
u's dont talk bout techniques?

thats homo

Your only suppose to talk about techniques to girls. I have done this plenty of times (they return the favour usually)

Posted by sweds00 on Jul-21-2008 14:22:

my favorite is the digital prego tester.
"The most sophisticated stick you'll ever pee on"