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Posted by sweds00 on Jul-21-2008 22:07:

Do you fart in public places?

The best is when you let one go in a packed area and then look around at everyone's reaction of disgust. Or on the dancefloor, brew up a nice one and then let loose. The area usually clears until the scent dies down. I fucken love it. Pure comedy.

Posted by kadomony on Jul-21-2008 22:09:

the best are the ones that are really small but pack a powerful punch and linger for a while after escaping your sweaty ass from dancing for a while.

Posted by Frenchie on Jul-21-2008 22:09:

When you need to fart.... you need to fart. Having a crowd is a bonus.

Posted by L.E.N. on Jul-21-2008 22:10:

Ive done my share of crop dusting.

Posted by on Jul-21-2008 22:12:

Of course, all the time. I particularly enjoy the 'silent but violent' type and the ones that linger when you let one off while your in the supermarket around the baked bean & canned aisle.

You leave the general area and then while your checking out you hear "Ewwwwwww!" as someone fuckwit walks into a wall of smelly goodness.

Posted by Akridrot on Jul-21-2008 22:31:

quote:
Originally posted by StellarDe
You leave the general area and then while your checking out you hear "Ewwwwwww!" as someone fuckwit walks into a wall of smelly goodness.

hahahaha, you dick

Posted by idoru on Jul-21-2008 22:34:

quote:
Originally posted by StellarDe
Of course, all the time. I particularly enjoy the 'silent but violent' type and the ones that linger when you let one off while your in the supermarket around the baked bean & canned aisle.

You leave the general area and then while your checking out you hear "Ewwwwwww!" as someone fuckwit walks into a wall of smelly goodness.

An ex-co-worker of mine used to fart out loud whenever he had to cashier. The looks on customers faces were priceless.

Posted by Silky Johnson on Jul-21-2008 22:41:

LoL, my bf let a huge fart rip in the line-up at Walmart once. It was loud and smelly as fuck, but we both just stood there stone-faced as the people in line behind him left, disgusted. Lmfao.

Posted by verndogs on Jul-21-2008 22:44:

Only when the elevator door closes

Posted by Krypton on Jul-21-2008 22:45:

Posted by on Jul-21-2008 22:49:

quote:
Originally posted by Akridrot
hahahaha, you dick

Posted by gehzumteufel on Jul-21-2008 23:07:

This thread is fucking gold.

Posted by idoru on Jul-21-2008 23:08:

I just farted and it smells really, really bad. I'm sure glad there's a window open and a fan going.

Posted by Clovis on Jul-21-2008 23:14:

Crop dusting asians who are off their tits @ Avalon in LA is one of my favorite pastimes.

Posted by on Jul-21-2008 23:14:

quote:
Originally posted by idoru
I just farted and it smells really, really bad. I'm sure glad there's a window open and a fan going.

The sweet sweet smell of your own farts can be one of the most satisfying experiences known to the human body. One of the many reasons why you were given an asshole.

Close The Window and take it all in. I know I would

Posted by Domesticated on Jul-21-2008 23:15:

Crop dusting in a packed, nosiy club is the best.

No matter how loud your arse, your secret is safe.

Posted by idoru on Jul-21-2008 23:24:

quote:
Originally posted by StellarDe
The sweet sweet smell of your own farts can be one of the most satisfying experiences known to the human body. One of the many reasons why you were given an asshole.

Close The Window and take it all in. I know I would

I quite enjoy wafting mine.

Posted by 72hrpartyanimal on Jul-21-2008 23:44:

quote:
Originally posted by idoru
I quite enjoy wafting mine.

basking in the ambiance as we speak!

Posted by The17sss on Jul-21-2008 23:46:

quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
LoL, my bf let a huge fart rip in the line-up at Walmart once. It was loud and smelly as fuck, but we both just stood there stone-faced as the people in line behind him left, disgusted. Lmfao.

HAHAHAHA!!!!

That's fucking awesome. I hold mine in as best I can... maybe something happened when I was a kid and I was ashamed, but if there's a chance of getting caught, I'll wait it out. Unless of course, there's the bar/nightclub thing.

LOL this also reminds me of when I worked in an Italian restaurant in high school... i used to crop dust like a motherfuck*r while walking up and down the aisles on a loud busy night.

Posted by L.E.N. on Jul-22-2008 01:29:

At work we will fuck around and blow ass next to them while they are on the phone. Then we will block the door in case the try to make a run for it. It gets pretty bad

Posted by idoru on Jul-22-2008 01:33:

Jesus Christ do I smell tonight.

Posted by L.E.N. on Jul-22-2008 01:36:

quote:
Originally posted by idoru
Jesus Christ do I smell tonight.

Whenever I eat microwave burrito/mexican type foods....Im at my best. I usually offend myself...thats how you know its good.

Posted by Frenchie on Jul-22-2008 01:38:

You know it's great when you have to walk out of the room you farted in so you don't gag.

Posted by Frenchie on Jul-22-2008 01:40:

Do you think that AustralianGQ's farts smell?

Posted by Trancealot on Jul-22-2008 02:54:

My brother and I were lifting a convertible couch to the 2nd floor of my apartment upon moving in and it was so difficult and stressful I ripped two loud but short ones without trying to fart. My mom was recording us doing it so it might of got the Audio.

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