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DAMN KIDS! every single one of those monsters should be put to death!
OK, so i have one of my frequent insomnia episodes. Nothing unusual about that, I'm behind on my exams and it will be the end of the semester soon. But that's not the point. I'm lying in bed trying to get at least a few hours sleep, when i hear some noises outside of our house. I check my watch, its 3am so i think that the newspaper guy is a bit early today and then I realise that the newspaper guy doesn't deliver on foot. I jump out of my bed and to the balcony to see what's up. Of course its dark outside so i cant see shit. I begin to turn around to go back to bed thinking that i probably just imagined everything when i hear something again. While turning around I think to myself "That's odd, it sounds like someone is putting water into..."
And then, in the middle of that thought, is when i see some fucking kid with his pants down PISSING INTO OUR FUCKING POOL! Just before i let a sound out, another noise begins. The fucking kid has an accomplice or two with him. I see one of them standing on top of my fathers company car and the other one that i cant see starts banging on the windows of our house, which of course wakes up the dog who starts barking so loud that he could wake the dead.
Being in such a fowl mood these pasts few weeks that even Lucifer, demon overlord of hell wouldn't dare to cross my path, this of course puts me over the edge. I go inside, pick up my katana replica (still sharp and deadly though), run down the stairs and outside to confront (or stab/slash, whatever comes first)these fucking brats. however I'm to late, when i come down i just see the one kid with his pants still half down running over the neighbours garden ruining his vegetables. So as i stand there outside in my tshirt and boxer shorts and with a Japanese sword in my hand, trying to decide if its worth chasing after those ******s when i hear a commotion going on at the neighbours house across the street. First a loud sound, then his dogs start barking like mad, and finally the alarms on his car start making a lot of noise, and after that i hear similar noises coming from more houses on our street. Good fucking god, these kids really decided to stir up some shit tonight. I decide not to call the police (i think one of the neighbours will though, i heard some glass shattering, hope they only broke a window on his house and not on his car) and go back inside. Since im so fucking pissed right now i cant sleep even if i wanted to (which i do) i decide to went here in the cor.
You know what, i would like to see these kids, if they ever get caught, charged with the death penalty. And im not even kidding about that. Too bad we dont have death penalty in this country.
You knew they were next door and you didn't even go after them? He'd be disappointed.
Re: DAMN KIDS! every single one of those monsters should be put to death!
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Get a large, bitey dog that has a bad disposition.
Kids are to large bitey dogs like cake is to fatties, they just can't help themselves.
LOL...you're getting old
dont you remember when you were the one stirring up shit with your friends
and laughed about it afterwards?
as soon as they started walking...
You should've called the cops. I do it for less than that. Imagine the delicious beating these little shitfucks would've gotten from their alcoholic fathers.
Let's see, after all this commotion & being soooo pissed off, you decided to NOT call the police? Instead, you rely on your neighbors?
God I hope they left a turd in your pool.
This is why you need a gun.
Re: DAMN KIDS! every single one of those monsters should be put to death!
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| Originally posted by Moongoose OK, so i have one of my frequent insomnia episodes. Nothing unusual about that, I'm behind on my exams and it will be the end of the semester soon. But that's not the point. I'm lying in bed trying to get at least a few hours sleep, when i hear some noises outside of our house. I check my watch, its 3am so i think that the newspaper guy is a bit early today and then I realise that the newspaper guy doesn't deliver on foot. I jump out of my bed and to the balcony to see what's up. Of course its dark outside so i cant see shit. I begin to turn around to go back to bed thinking that i probably just imagined everything when i hear something again. While turning around I think to myself "That's odd, it sounds like someone is putting water into..." And then, in the middle of that thought, is when i see some fucking kid with his pants down PISSING INTO OUR FUCKING POOL! Just before i let a sound out, another noise begins. The fucking kid has an accomplice or two with him. I see one of them standing on top of my fathers company car and the other one that i cant see starts banging on the windows of our house, which of course wakes up the dog who starts barking so loud that he could wake the dead. Being in such a fowl mood these pasts few weeks that even Lucifer, demon overlord of hell wouldn't dare to cross my path, this of course puts me over the edge. I go inside, pick up my katana replica (still sharp and deadly though), run down the stairs and outside to confront (or stab/slash, whatever comes first)these fucking brats. however I'm to late, when i come down i just see the one kid with his pants still half down running over the neighbours garden ruining his vegetables. So as i stand there outside in my tshirt and boxer shorts and with a Japanese sword in my hand, trying to decide if its worth chasing after those ******s when i hear a commotion going on at the neighbours house across the street. First a loud sound, then his dogs start barking like mad, and finally the alarms on his car start making a lot of noise, and after that i hear similar noises coming from more houses on our street. Good fucking god, these kids really decided to stir up some shit tonight. I decide not to call the police (i think one of the neighbours will though, i heard some glass shattering, hope they only broke a window on his house and not on his car) and go back inside. Since im so fucking pissed right now i cant sleep even if i wanted to (which i do) i decide to went here in the cor. You know what, i would like to see these kids, if they ever get caught, charged with the death penalty. And im not even kidding about that. Too bad we dont have death penalty in this country. |
i'd grab a bat. smear blood (from a container i'd keep for just such an occasion) in a war-paint pattern on my face, and run outside shirtless with a look of insane fury in my eyes (nicholson in The Shining look) and yell out "LET'S PLAY, MOTHAFUCKAAAAAAAS"
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| Originally posted by kadomony i'd grab a bat. smear blood (from a container i'd keep for just such an occasion) in a war-paint pattern on my face, and run outside shirtless with a look of insane fury in my eyes (nicholson in The Shining look) and yell out "LET'S PLAY, MOTHAFUCKAAAAAAAS" |
i bet their moms are whores...they always are.
Re: DAMN KIDS! every single one of those monsters should be put to death!
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| Originally posted by Moongoose So as i stand there outside in my tshirt and boxer shorts and with a Japanese sword in my hand |
I have some neighbours and they have kids aged between 5 & 8 and they are so naughty and loud , they scream like they are being raped at 11pm at night and there parents are sat drinking in the lounge , smoking and talking really loud , also they kick balls over everyday so i have started to pop them and throw them back. I dont blame the kids directly as its the parents fault.
You do realize people are going to refer to you as "the bad man" who lives next door. As you keep popping there balls on them! 
Mind you, i would totally do the same. Except in my case it would just be for fun and to see there looks on there faces while i laugh at them as it goes down.
Dude just get an air rifle and shoot their asses
Or a bb gun but leave it empty. They will leave quick and never come back.
I had a guy chase me out of his yard once for throwing wet toilet paper on his sliding glass door. That guy was MAD AS HELL and I could see it in his eyes. Thank goodness I'm fast or he would've had me. I suppose him falling down in the middle of the street helped my escape as well.
Regardless, he scared the shit out of me and I never Fd with him or his house again.
lol @ Jet-Li with his Katana, T-Shirt and Boxers. That sight would have been worth pissing in your pool for.
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| Originally posted by Ygrene I had a guy chase me out of his yard once for throwing wet toilet paper on his sliding glass door. That guy was MAD AS HELL and I could see it in his eyes. Thank goodness I'm fast or he would've had me. I suppose him falling down in the middle of the street helped my escape as well. Regardless, he scared the shit out of me and I never Fd with him or his house again. |
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| Originally posted by elFreak i bet their moms are whores...they always are. |
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| Originally posted by gehzumteufel Dude just get an air rifle and shoot their asses Or a bb gun but leave it empty. They will leave quick and never come back. |
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| Originally posted by Dr. DAS Never, ever, EVAR brandish a gun if it isn't loaded, because the other guys' might be. |
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