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8 People Who Will Ruin Your Party
http://www.holytaco.com/tag/8-peopl...uin-your-party/
pretty funny list but read the comments from people afterwards the pile on with extra party ruiners is hilarious
holy shit i just smoked weed and this is making me lol pretty hard 
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| # pepelicious Says: July 29th, 2008 at 3:37 pm The gangster looking guy who randomly shows up to a party that is really not that scene. Usually this guy is a few years younger than everyone else. Half the people start covering their watches with their sleeves and tucking their necklaces in to their shirts when this guy wanders in. The other half are trying to remember how much coke is again and if they went to the atm machine before they came. |
LOL all those are so true.
yuss
Hilarious read... nice work
very nice.
People who bring their kids to the party.
At one party we were all pretty hammered and it was late... and some chica shows up with a baby and we were all like "WTF" even the guy who was throwing the party (Thekidswanttechno).
So we didnt want to smoke infront of the kid so we all cram into the bathroom. 2 bowls, 13 people in a tiny studio bathroom. We broke the door, the shower curtin and the closet door. But man did we hotbox that shit. I think when we opened the door all the smoke went back into the studio becuase it was so much (defeating the purpose)
fun times 
A couple bonus additions from the comments section that I TOTALLY agree with:
The musician who insists on picking up the guitar or sitting down at the piano after they�ve had a few drinks and playing something really �deep�. Save it for your bedroom, Jim Croce.
One person you don�t want to see is the chick who brings her ugly/bitchy/boring/opinionated single girlfriend she�s constantly trying to pawn off on some unsuspecting guy.
What about the guy who is way to aggressive while trying to get chicks and then winds up beating someone up? Those guys are usually at the parties where the ratio is not in you favor.
Music snob
Where he�s found. Hovering by your cd player all night. Bitches to anyone in earshot about how bad your collection is. Loudly mentions band recently featured on Pitchfork, as though anyone gives a shit about Pitchfork. Comandeers the CD player and does the best he can with your crap collection. Bums cigarettes all night then complains that no one smokes American Spirits. Drones on and on about this kick ass band he saw jam at some shit hole and how that�s real music. Has serious case of short term memory as everyone at the party remembers when he was into Limp Bizkit.
The guy who thinks he�s Dane Cook. Note: if chicks are the only one laughing at your stories, you�re not funny.
rofl:
The guy who thinks he�s Dane Cook. Note: if chicks are the only one laughing at your stories, you�re not funny.
I read Pitchfork. It gave Ricardo's Fabric CD fair reviews in my opinion.
nchs09 your story made me laugh hard.and the one with the ganster guy where people are trying to remember how much coke is was great also.
you can pretty much make a whole list of people like this. a favorite of mine at a party is "guy stuck in one era"
sure its 2008,but theres always that one guy who never got over Metallica's "Ride The Lightning" album and hes determined to keep the "speed metal"genre alive.
look for the acid and or stone washed heavily ripped jeans,and "original" 86 Slayer "Reign In Blood"tour t-shirt.and unless your heavily versed in topics like "why the band Testament never got the credit they deserved" you should avoid contact with this person alltogether.im actually surprised at how many people like this are still out there where i live.
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| Originally posted by bigjimslade002 nchs09 your story made me laugh hard. |
your story reminds me of when i ran security for a friend of mine who was running a big convention with some celebrities.
afterwards there was a big party in his hotel room to celebrate and suddenly the rooms filled with 100 people and B,C,and D list actors and actresses.Needless to say it doesent take long for someone to break out coke.
im drinking whiskey with"the guy who was the scary villian in the movie cobra" and the next thing i know i turn around and theres like 3 people in the room.
"wtf where is everyone"???
"there in the bathroom".
"ohhh k"
the door opens and i see people standing in the shower and anywhere else they can cram.theres like 20 people in there.it was hilarious.
and then a fight broke out
i am the guy who will ruin your party and destroy your shit because chris martin is a fag.
The phrase "a picture says a thounsand words" rings so true here.
From all the party "ruiners" I hate mostly the "let's listen to my great music instead of this crap" (which of course is liked by everyone else).
It started when I was throwing a party for my birthday and we had a very good time. I was dancing with one girl and when someone put a song from Bryan Adams (a ballade) we started kissing. And then, this guy, decides that this crap music must be changed and throws the most disgusting trash (or whatever) metal there is. Needless to say, he was kicked by me since he ruined the moment. Never invited this guy ever since. 
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| Originally posted by bigjimslade002 nchs09 your story made me laugh hard.and the one with the ganster guy where people are trying to remember how much coke is was great also. you can pretty much make a whole list of people like this. a favorite of mine at a party is "guy stuck in one era" sure its 2008,but theres always that one guy who never got over Metallica's "Ride The Lightning" album and hes determined to keep the "speed metal"genre alive. look for the acid and or stone washed heavily ripped jeans,and "original" 86 Slayer "Reign In Blood"tour t-shirt.and unless your heavily versed in topics like "why the band Testament never got the credit they deserved" you should avoid contact with this person alltogether.im actually surprised at how many people like this are still out there where i live. |
I'll add another:
GUY WHO THINKS EVERY PARTY IS A FRAT PARTY
WHERE YOU'LL FIND HIM: By the beer, of course, being loud and obnoxious.
WHY HE'LL RUIN YOUR PARTY: Not only does he get drunk long before everyone else, stumble around like an idiot, and talk way too loud, but he'll also try to bully other people into behaving like his own douchebag self. If you won't chug a beer with him, he'll call you a "pussy" and then move on to hitting on the girls at the party, since he thinks he's God's gift to women when really he just annoys the hell out of them.
LOL, this' amazing ;D i recognize myself in some of these sometimes, or my friends loller
I'm confused. Their list included a total of 8! and yet by 8 they still forgot pkc.
maybe i'm getting old but it sounds like the person who wrote this is probably stuck in college and can't face life.
i quite enjoy my friends children, quite enjoy keeping my apartment clean if i have people over and I do tend to entertain people who I invite that are not part of my core group of friends. I also tend to note invite people who I know will get overly plastered and show no self control. I definitely would invite the guy/girl who just got out of a relationship because I like to think as their friend they need the support. In reference to the creepy dude, wouldn't invite them in the first place if they have that rep. Quite enjoy a good conversation (politics or anything else) so if you have a brain and can articulate yourself, I'd probably be talking to you at some point in the night. And if a girl is crying for whatever reason at a party, well guys this one should speak for itself and is definitely not a debbie downer.
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| Originally posted by John Reynolds I'm confused. Their list included a total of 8! and yet by 8 they still forgot pkc. |
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| Originally posted by Beat Blog The phrase "a picture says a thounsand words" rings so true here. |
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