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Posted by pkcRAISTLIN on Jul-31-2008 03:17:

masturbating while driving

quote:

A TERRITORY man filmed himself speeding at 150km/h while masturbating at the wheel of his drug-laden car, a court heard.

His Holden SV6 was allegedly laden with 5kg of drugs, including two cannabis plants resting on the back seat, the court was told.

Brendon Alan Erhardt, 39, was granted bail so he could marry his girlfriend of six months.

Prosecutor Sergeant Melinda Edwards said in court the father-of-three told police he "had masturbated while driving'' just before he was stopped for speeding on the 130km/h stretch of the Stuart Hwy.

"(He) also video recorded himself masturbating while travelling at a speed of 150km/h.''

Sgt Edwards said Mr Erhardt -- who was disqualified from driving -- also told officers his act was "not dangerous'' as the "only person he could hurt was himself''.

Darwin Magistrates Court heard Mr Erhardt was stopped by NT police 25km south of Daly Waters on July 16 for allegedly speeding at 147km/h on his way home from Adelaide.

Police noticed he was "visibly agitated'', and when they told him they were going to search his Holden sedan, he said "go right ahead'', Sgt Edwards said.

It is alleged that officers found 4.96kg of cannabis hidden in a blue esky in the boot, two cannabis plants on the back seat, two drug pipes and a loaded .22 rifle.

Sgt Edwards said Mr Erhardt was arrested and told officers he had "found'' the drugs at a rest stop 100km north of Coober Pedy -- and he intended to smoke all of it at his Noonamah home.

Mr Erhardt also told police he had used the rifle to shoot "kangaroos from the vehicle whilst driving north''.

The court heard the cannabis was worth $136,000 if sold by the gram in Darwin -- or double that in indigenous communities.

Magistrate Greg Cavanagh said it was "fanciful'' Mr Erhardt had "just found'' the drugs and that it looked like a "courier'' run.

He granted Mr Erhardt $10,000 bail, and his father also posted a $8000 surety.

Mr Erhardt will face court again on September 1.


http://www.news.com.au/story/0,2359...715-421,00.html

i hope he took the time to secure his load!


Posted by Sunsnail on Jul-31-2008 03:24:

quote:
Mr Erhardt also told police he had used the rifle to shoot "kangaroos from the vehicle whilst driving north''.



Posted by l�cid on Jul-31-2008 03:25:

i've done it.

i mean... cool story. thanks for posting, pkc.


Posted by Palladium on Jul-31-2008 03:37:

*fap* *fap* *fap*

*beep* *beep* *beep*


Posted by iammesol on Jul-31-2008 03:43:

Why does anyone think that is a good idea? I mean seriously. Some people can't even stand while they climax


Posted by Lira on Jul-31-2008 03:51:

quote:
Originally posted by iammesol
Why does anyone think that is a good idea?

Maybe he wanted to "shoot" farther?


Posted by iammesol on Jul-31-2008 03:52:

I'm sure if you go out the window your juices span about 100 feet or more.



Wait... wasn't he going like... 100mph? Farther than that.


Posted by Lira on Jul-31-2008 03:54:

This could well be a sport in Japan!


Posted by Frenchie on Jul-31-2008 03:54:

I remember a few years ago on the bus on the way to school I happen to look out and down at the van beside the bus and he fully had his cock out beating it like no ones business. Windows rolled down, sun shining in, visor pulled down with a picture on it, no cares in the world. ......


...I saw all this at a red light.


Posted by iammesol on Jul-31-2008 04:01:

@ both of you


Posted by winston on Jul-31-2008 04:06:

People are bored. Way too bored...


Posted by iammesol on Jul-31-2008 04:11:

At least we all found something to do!


Posted by winston on Jul-31-2008 04:15:

The idea has never crossed my mind. haha whatever rocks your boat, but wow


Posted by The17sss on Jul-31-2008 04:29:

quote:
Originally posted by Frenchie
I remember a few years ago on the bus on the way to school I happen to look out and down at the van beside the bus and he fully had his cock out beating it like no ones business. Windows rolled down, sun shining in, visor pulled down with a picture on it, no cares in the world. ......


...I saw all this at a red light.



ROFL!!!! That's awesome. Best thing I saw at a red light while looking down from my SUV into an old beat up car was 3 black guys, all with boxes of Popeye's Fried Chicken eating like they just got out of jail. I wanted to snap a photo of the stereotype in action, but I was afraid I'd get shot if they caught me


Posted by winston on Jul-31-2008 04:32:

A day in the life of...


Posted by Frenchie on Jul-31-2008 04:49:

quote:
Originally posted by The17sss
ROFL!!!! That's awesome. Best thing I saw at a red light while looking down from my SUV into an old beat up car was 3 black guys, all with boxes of Popeye's Fried Chicken eating like they just got out of jail. I wanted to snap a photo of the stereotype in action, but I was afraid I'd get shot if they caught me


Ha! I lol'd.


Posted by Domesticated on Jul-31-2008 04:52:

Re: masturbating while driving

quote:
Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
i hope he took the time to secure his load!




I remember you berating people in the pun thread for not knowing how to make them.

Justified, definitely justified.

As an aside for non-Aussies, Coober Pedy and indeed the whole Northern Territory is (one of the many) shit holes of Australia. It's actually like the South in America is sometimes portrayed - full of trailer trash.


Posted by winston on Jul-31-2008 04:58:

Dirty Souf


Posted by nchs09 on Jul-31-2008 05:01:

The man is my hero.


Posted by winston on Jul-31-2008 05:11:

We can be heroes, just for one day


Posted by wotyzoid on Jul-31-2008 05:33:

I love the booger digging folk at red lights..


Posted by Krypton on Jul-31-2008 06:22:

You would think he's be more careful..


Posted by bas on Jul-31-2008 06:41:

So was he in trouble for the drugs or the whacking off? I mean I've done both, I just need to know which one to make a little less obvious.


Posted by Sushipunk on Jul-31-2008 06:50:

Wow, it wasn't in Queensland? We must be slipping.

Brb guys.


Posted by narcism on Jul-31-2008 06:55:

quote:
Originally posted by Sushipunk
Wow, it wasn't in Queensland? We must be slipping.

Brb guys.



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