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Funny spams

Lately I've received very creative spams:


"Plucky Pensioner Discovers Hitler In His Local Starbucks"
"Michael J Fox found dead in apartment"
etc.


Share yours!

Spam is spam is spam. Never funny, just annoying.

Re: Funny spams

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Originally posted by d-miurge "Michael J Fox found dead in apartment; building safe"

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Originally posted by Sushipunk

Re: Funny spams

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Originally posted by d-miurge Lately I've received very creative spams: "Michael J Fox found dead in apartment" etc. Share yours!

I hope you weren't shaken up by that shocking spam.



"Heather to have other leg removed" was one I had a few weeks back, in reference to Heather Mills (formerly married to Paul McCartney).

Hundreds Flock to View Image of Jesus in Vomit Puddle

Hundreds of faithful Christians have lined up around the block of a bar in Long Beach, California to pray before an image in a puddle of vomit they believe represents Jesus Christ.

Sperm-flavored cocaine all the rage in LA

Los Angeles, California - (Ass Mess): Narcotics agents in Yolo County, California have arrested six people after impounding over five pounds of innovative sperm-flavor cocaine.

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Originally posted by l�cid Sperm-flavored cocaine all the rage in LA Los Angeles, California - (Ass Mess): Narcotics agents in Yolo County, California have arrested six people after impounding over five pounds of innovative sperm-flavor cocaine.

Oh good, they got my designs.

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Originally posted by bas Oh good, they got my designs.

you were the first person who popped into my mind when i read it this morning.

LA... sperm... cocaine... BAS IS FAMOUS!

I often get the "what a stupid face you have there" ones which I find amusing; they're trying to flog fake watches which seem to be the new standard for spam rather than viagra or cialis.

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Originally posted by l�cid you were the first person who popped into my mind when i read it this morning. LA... sperm... cocaine... BAS IS FAMOUS!

I WOULD be famous if the popos didn't lock down my supply

Some of mine:

"John McCain Takes the Olympic Gold in Gymnastics"

"Mike Tyson to Fight Michael Jackson" (I would pay to see that)

"Chinese Police Arrest, Beat Up, Olympic Panda"

"Hillary Clinton Naked Video"

"BREAKING NEWS: PARENTS HELP TEENS GET HIGH"
"BREAKING NEWS: Stupid Asians lose lawsuits against Americans"
"BREAKING NEWS: Damien Hirst pickles business manager"
"BREAKING NEWS: Nature Did Not Connect the Funny Bone to the Satire Bone"

Okay.

People still get spam these days?

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Originally posted by Mr.Mystery "BREAKING NEWS: Damien Hirst pickles business manager"

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Damien Hirst (born June 7, 1965) is an English artist...Death is a central theme in Hirst's works. He became famous for a series in which dead animals (including a shark, a sheep and a cow) are preserved�sometimes having been dissected�in formaldehyde.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Damien_Hirst

For anyone wondering who Hirst is.

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Originally posted by david.michael People still get spam these days?

Yes, but my Gmail account catches it all and saves it in a spam folder. I look through the folder occasionally to catch some of the funny titles.

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Originally posted by Sushipunk

Sorry about that

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i read it as spasms

I didn't mean it as a spam.
You'd be surprised how many people contacted me from other message boards where I posted that, or passed the info along to their friends.
One person's idea of "spam" could be valuable to someone else.

I removed it.

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Originally posted by bas Sorry about that

Dude, it made a world of difference

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Originally posted by glittergirl I didn't mean it as a spam. You'd be surprised how many people contacted me from other message boards where I posted that, or passed the info along to their friends. One person's idea of "spam" could be valuable to someone else. I removed it.

I'd take a job there. Will they pay my travel expenses to/from work ?

"McDonald's Happy Meals In San Francisco To Include Gay Marriage License"
"Britney Spears to Study Theoretical Quantum Mechanics at MIT"
"Paris Hilton's Vagina Bites Penguin"
"Aliens Deny Impregnating Paris Hilton"
"Pope Benedict to Exorcise George Bush and Britney Spears on US Visit"
"Paris Hilton nominated for Nobel Prize"
"Last longer in bed -- We can transform your puny pecker into a heroic master of the universe."

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Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles "Last longer in bed -- We can transform your puny pecker into a heroic master of the universe."

Class.

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