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Questions that need answering!

1) Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?

2) When French people swear do they say pardon my English?

3) "Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?
4)Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?

5)Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

6)Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?

7)Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?

8)Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet?

9)Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?

10) Don't you find it weird we teach our kids: scrub a dub dub, three men in a tub?

11) Why would superman want to leap over the tallest building in a single bound if he can fly?

12) Why is the name of the phobia for the fear of long words Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?

13) If when people freak out they are said to be "having a cow", when cows freak out are they said to be "having a person?"

You're going to die some day.

Here we go king of forums is straight on again!

Ted considering all the love I have for you from previous posts I can put this gently

Try harder you can do it!

lol, I think I'm defined as the type who tries least hardest

Re: Questions that need answering!

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Originally posted by Sonic_c 1) Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them? 2) When French people swear do they say pardon my English? 3) "Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute? 4)Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni? 5)Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"? 6)Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"? 7)Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse? 8)Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet? 9)Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat? 10) Don't you find it weird we teach our kids: scrub a dub dub, three men in a tub? 11) Why would superman want to leap over the tallest building in a single bound if he can fly? 12) Why is the name of the phobia for the fear of long words Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia? 13) If when people freak out they are said to be "having a cow", when cows freak out are they said to be "having a person?"

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Originally posted by Ted Promo lol, I think I'm defined as the type who tries least hardest

Yes evidently, just a thought but you seem to have removed certain things about tapestries (still makes me giggle).... from your myspace. Did I make you self concious

You are quite clearly my new bitch

If you are going to edit your myspace everytime I say something about you Then pass that chick you love so much from russia my email address.

Just as soon as I figure out why yankee doodle named his feather macaroni :/

are you going to post up every lame email you receive?

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Originally posted by Trance Nutter are you going to post up every lame email you receive?

Isn't that what forums are for?

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Originally posted by Trance Nutter are you going to post up every lame email you receive?

I dont know I might depends what mood im in right know Im happy because ted promo offered to shine my shoes so stuff makes me laugh so ill post funny emails.

you are obviously grumpy because when you looked in the mirror this morning you didny look as good as that picture you took of yourself smiling. You know the one you use for an avatar.

y'know, for a trance producer I'm not feeling the plur come about my neck and dangle so effervescently so, reciting prose about clouds I'd never quite heard but always understood it needed to be spoken.

who gave zoloft to mattsanity?

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Originally posted by Ted Promo y'know, for a trance producer I'm not feeling the plur come about my neck and dangle so effervescently so, reciting prose about clouds I'd never quite heard but always understood it needed to be spoken.

Yeah poems are for fags ted

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Originally posted by inconspicuous who gave zoloft to mattsanity?

Probably the company itself.

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Originally posted by Sonic_c Yeah poems are for fags ted

at least they're for someone *tear* at least they're for someone

BENSONNNATTAAAAACKKK

Considering you once called me a fag ted I have since learned you a 22 year old is into tapestries, prose, and poetry

Dude its ok to come out its 2008 the world will accept you or at least some clubs under the railway bridge in town!

lol, ok, I admit it, I'm not a fan of colgate.

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Originally posted by Ted Promo lol, ok, I admit it, I'm not a fan of colgate.

LOL I love a good war and your a worthy opponant if any

Re: Questions that need answering!

Your thread/questions are neither funny, clever nor original. To illustrate this I shall answer them seriously.

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Originally posted by Sonic_c 1) Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?

Any child can view an "R" rated movie, the R rating is only a recommendation to theater operaters to bar persons under the age of 18 from viewing the film. Theater operaters may disregard this at will, as most will if the child is accompanied by an adult.

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2) When French people swear do they say pardon my English?

No, most coloquializms do not translate cultural divides.

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3) "Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?

Yes. Since the adjective cute is a subjective term there is no difinitive answer to your second question.

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4)Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?

It's a fictional story, in all likelihood there was no such person or event; however, if there were it is still likely that the Macaroni bit would be poetic license.

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5)Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

This is not documented.

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6)Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?

This is also not documented; however, the practice of eating bird eggs pre-dates Homo-Sapien-Sapien.

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7)Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?

No.

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8)Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet?

Handicapped toilets are not legislated.

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9)Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?

Please present compelling evidence that this is true, as I suspect you are makeing a generalization based on your own experience.

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10) Don't you find it weird we teach our kids: scrub a dub dub, three men in a tub?

It's actually "rub a dub dub." Throughout much of the world's history (and in some places even today) communal baths were the norm as it was not feasable to have running water and a wash basin in all homes; thus, the idea of three men being in a public bath together is neither strange nor does it have homosexual connotations... you only think it's strange because you, clearly, have very little understanding of history and/or differing cultural practices.

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11) Why would superman want to leap over the tallest building in a single bound if he can fly?

That line comes from the original comics. In the original stories Superman could not fly, this was changed when the comics were adapted for television.

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12) Why is the name of the phobia for the fear of long words Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?

Medical terms are normally compounds of Greek or Latin words which identify the condition/object. In this case; sesquippedaliophobia actually means the fear of words, monstro means monstorous/very large. The Hippopoto was likely included by whomever coined the term in order to convey a connotation of size as the word actually means river horses which is the root for hippopotomous... which are (of course) large.

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13) If when people freak out they are said to be "having a cow", when cows freak out are they said to be "having a person?"

No.

I trust you will now understand that there was nothing humourous about your posts... in fact, it kind of made you appear rather stupid.

He's not gonna read all that

Well done, Mr. Hazard.

Moral - No one likes people like you, you didnt even know those things you googled them.

Your that guy at a party that suddenly comes out with "you know I have been feeling really sad recently"

I agree not funny I jst got an email at work forwarded it on the forum my lunch

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Originally posted by Sonic_c Moral - No one likes people like you

Moral Hazard Appreciation Thread

People who find this sort of shit funny are usually lower class, middle aged, fat office worker women.

"thought you lot might find this funny. teehee... btw, cakes are in the kitchen xx"

Cunts.

In fact I been reading your posts you are a insecure guy. Most of your posts pertain to either massaging your own ego by making yourself seem clever with quick one liners probably from google, or you try to rubbish everything people say.

I have looked into this and I know that your posts suggest insecurity. you may not realise but the need to constantly prove yourself in the way of knowledge combined with the constant rubbishing of peoples comments points to an issue I think.

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