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Posted by Slylee on Aug-11-2008 03:23:

strange nights

you ever have one of those strange nights where at some point late in the night, you are just like, "wow...how did i get to this place again? oh yea...lol"


so i go to happy hour with my girlfriends on friday night and end up with my guy after that with some of his friends bar hopping and i am hammered already by 10 pm lol next thing i know, we're driving somewhere and i'm half asleep in the car. then the next thing i know we're pulling up to this REALLY cool, secluded, almost-manision house. it was actually huge with lots of cool land and a pool in the front as you go through the gate and bla bla bla.

so then after we all smoke a bowl of this ridiculous G13 weed, the owner of the house starts talking about how the pool feels better when you're naked and my drunk ass boyfriend is like "haha fuck yea" and just gets naked in the pool. so then 2 seconds after that, i take mine off too and so does everyone else and we're all skinny dipping and smoking weed in the pool and listening to reggae music.

hahah

/hippy


oh yea and the dude who lived there was one of those guys who was like a little TOO friendly. i felt like he was trying to seduce me and my guy or something. telling us he'll "give us some privacy if we want" to which my guy replied "uhhmmm, i'm a little too high for you to be telling me that shit right now"

so then we got out of the pool and we started eating all of this honey because the guy collects it from all over the world and had all of these rare honey brands and they all tasted very different it was like a honey tasting. lol so that was interesting.




Posted by Renzo on Aug-11-2008 03:27:

Fucking white people.


Posted by Slylee on Aug-11-2008 03:28:

lol word


Posted by Domesticated on Aug-11-2008 03:28:

Cool story Hansel.


Posted by Silky Johnson on Aug-11-2008 03:28:

Re: strange nights

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
secluded, almost-manision house. it was actually huge with lots of cool land and a pool in the front as you go through the gate and bla bla bla.





Sounds like the house my bf's parents just bought.


Posted by Renzo on Aug-11-2008 03:29:

I thought you were gonna continue with, "so then my boyfriend took the honey and poured it all over me...and then the dog came in the room...and that's when things really started getting weird."


Posted by whiskers on Aug-11-2008 03:30:

Re: strange nights

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
you ever have one of those strange nights where at some point late in the night, you are just like, "wow...how did i get to this place again? oh yea...lol"



yes.


Posted by Slylee on Aug-11-2008 03:33:

i'm telling you this guy really wanted us to come over and we didn't even know him very well. i was complaining about being hungry and my feet hurting and he was like, "don't even worry, i have pizza at my house" (i said i wanted pizza) so i was just like, "uh ok". he was making it like we didnt have a choice..we HAD to go to his house.

then as i walk in the door, he literally greets me with a paper plate and pizza on it. lol

we keep laughing about that night like "dude, what the hell was THAT all about" i love memories like that.


Posted by Slylee on Aug-11-2008 03:34:

quote:
Originally posted by Renzo
I thought you were gonna continue with, "so then my boyfriend took the honey and poured it all over me...and then the dog came in the room...and that's when things really started getting weird."


and say something like, "there was a moment when he was sandwiched in between the midget and the tiger, where we had this intense eye contact"


Posted by elFreak on Aug-11-2008 03:39:

what did you steal from the house?

don't lie now jamie.


Posted by Slylee on Aug-11-2008 03:42:



nothing!


Posted by elFreak on Aug-11-2008 03:43:

your laugh tells me it was worth more than 49.95$


Posted by Slylee on Aug-11-2008 03:45:

wtf would i steal from him? "OOH!! i'm gonna take this nice menorah"


Posted by Renzo on Aug-11-2008 03:45:

outbound****** (11:37:41 PM): and omg dude...don't tell anyone....but at the guy's house, i had the craziest gangbang with a mule and a hairless monkey
reNzO 0215 (11:39:40 PM): LOL. hahah. Wait, what?
outbound****** (11:41:33 PM): i know! so much fun!!!


Posted by Slylee on Aug-11-2008 03:45:

quote:
Originally posted by Renzo
outbound****** (11:37:41 PM): and omg dude...don't tell anyone....but at the guy's house, i had the craziest gangbang with a mule and a hairless monkey
reNzO 0215 (11:39:40 PM): LOL. hahah. Wait, what?
outbound****** (11:41:33 PM): i know! so much fun!!!


very funny mr. funnyman


Posted by elFreak on Aug-11-2008 03:47:

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
wtf would i steal from him? "OOH!! i'm gonna take this nice menorah"


you should have looked for his horde of secret jew gold.


Posted by bas on Aug-11-2008 03:48:

Stealing from a Jew is like punching someone in the dark.

And by that I mean totally awesome and deserving.


Posted by itsamemario on Aug-11-2008 03:49:

i love those kind of afterparties where all kinds of weird, but still fucking cool, things happen..


Posted by elFreak on Aug-11-2008 03:50:

quote:
Originally posted by bas
Stealing from a Jew is like punching dark people.

And by that I mean totally awesome and deserving.


fixed.


Posted by Lebezniatnikov on Aug-11-2008 03:53:

Sounds an awful lot like the party from Harold and Kumar go to Guantanamo Bay. Sure this is an actual memory?


Posted by Slylee on Aug-11-2008 17:13:

quote:
Originally posted by Lebezniatnikov
Sounds an awful lot like the party from Harold and Kumar go to Guantanamo Bay. Sure this is an actual memory?



yea i know but it actually happened

i'm still laughing about it. and wow i was super stoned when i typed that story lol i'm not smoking pot for a while. that G13 shit knocks me on my ass! he gave us some as we left his house so we smoked a little last night.


Posted by tubularbills on Aug-11-2008 17:51:

Re: strange nights

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
you ever have one of those strange nights where at some point late in the night, you are just like, "wow...how did i get to this place again? oh yea...lol"


that thought is usually followed by, "why does it hurt when i pee?"


Posted by Slylee on Aug-11-2008 18:18:

lol yea or "my butthole hurts"


Posted by jsibilin on Aug-11-2008 18:40:

this guy must have hundreds of weed/honey orgies all the time..

i have to try this shiet


Posted by Slylee on Aug-11-2008 18:44:

The even weirder part is that he is married with 2 small children but he was saying how 6 weeks each summer, his wife is up in Canada with the kids and he stays in Florida and does his thing. I though that was interesting. He has the perfect party house. It�s huge and private with lots of beautifully landscaped land and he was literally offering his house to us if we ever want to throw a party. Lol I told my guy I was waiting for him to give us a fucking copy of the damn house key before we left, he was THAT eager to please us and be our friend. It was weird.


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