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Posted by KaiLee on Aug-12-2008 06:51:

Worm Popper One Thing You Don't Stick Your Weiner Into

Man Humps Bench, Gets Stuck

Many an adolescent boy, hormones raging, has succumbed to the siren song of a hump-able inanimate object (the mattress cushion, a toilet paper roll or in one cinematic instance, a pie). But let's hope they learn a lesson from the 41-year-old Hong Kong man who almost lost his penis as a result of intercourse with a steel park bench.

Xing (pictured in his compromising situation) was apparently feeling lonely in
the park late at night when he decided to attempt to satisfy his sexual appetites by inserting his penis into one of numerous small holes in a steel park bench. Apparently ignorant of spatial realities, it wasn't until he was aroused that he realized he could no longer extract his manhood from the bench, panicked and called the police.

By the time doctors got to work on Xing's predicament (pun intended), it was so swollen that they had to cut the entire bench free and load it into the ambulance with Xing attached. At the hospital, it took four hours to separate Xing from his special bench, and doctors stated that in another hour they would have had to remove his penis.
http://www.asylum.com/2008/08/11/ma...nch-gets-stuck/


Posted by Jben on Aug-12-2008 07:18:

Ahhhh wtf! instead of panicking he could have just relaxed long enough for his hard-on to go away and avoid all the unnecessary attention.lol

How did he even get it in there, those holes are... never mind.

mwomp mwomp


Posted by Frenchie on Aug-12-2008 07:21:

Oh snap.

That was the fist thing I said " Those holes are quite small..Oh wait"


Posted by Jer on Aug-12-2008 07:30:

quote:
Originally posted by Jben
instead of panicking he could have just relaxed long enough for his hard-on to go away


This would be the most logical idea


Posted by Dr. DAS on Aug-12-2008 13:03:

quote:
Originally posted by Jer
This would be the most logical idea


Logic is not a great strength of those who fcuk park benches.


Posted by me@t k@tie on Aug-12-2008 13:09:

quote:
Originally posted by Frenchie
Oh snap.

That was the fist thing I said " Those holes are quite small..Oh wait"



hahaha me too


Posted by ChemEnhanced on Aug-12-2008 13:27:

another post for the crazy asian thread


Posted by kotsy on Aug-12-2008 16:00:




too funny


Posted by ExtremeWays on Aug-12-2008 17:05:

quote:
Logic is not a great strength of those who fuck park benches.


Those are words to live by.


Posted by chinamon on Aug-12-2008 17:35:

quote:
Originally posted by Dr. DAS
Logic is not a great strength of those who fcuk park benches.


i think it would sound better if said like this...

not a great strength of those of fuck park benches...logic is...


Posted by malek on Aug-12-2008 17:39:

how did it get in the hole in the first place


Posted by KaiLee on Aug-12-2008 18:01:

quote:
Originally posted by malek
how did it get in the hole in the first place


that would be a great example of a very, very stupid idea


Posted by KaiLee on Aug-12-2008 18:02:

quote:
Originally posted by Jben

How did he even get it in there, those holes are... never mind.

mwomp mwomp


LOL oh come on he isn't Japanese!


Or is he......


Posted by chinamon on Aug-12-2008 18:09:

quote:
Originally posted by KaiLee
LOL oh come on he isn't Japanese!


Or is he......


his name is Xing. sounds mainland chinese to me.


Posted by Cribby on Aug-12-2008 23:50:

bed pillows ftw.
park benches ftl.


Posted by DigiNut on Aug-12-2008 23:55:

quote:
Originally posted by malek
how did it get in the hole in the first place

Limp?


Posted by geroin on Aug-13-2008 00:13:

amateur, who fucks a metal bench? it's all about the wooden ones


Posted by chinamon on Aug-13-2008 00:37:

quote:
Originally posted by geroin
amateur, who fucks a metal bench? it's all about the wooden ones


pansy. fuck some 60-grit sandpaper then come back and talk to me.


Posted by geroin on Aug-13-2008 00:52:

quote:
Originally posted by chinamon
pansy. fuck some 60-grit sandpaper then come back and talk to me.


i won't be able to come back and talk to you after that


Posted by Ania_xox on Aug-13-2008 04:58:

why do benches in China have holes in them?


Posted by Porky on Aug-13-2008 05:10:

this thread is the highlight of my week!!!!

lol


Posted by KaiLee on Aug-13-2008 06:02:

What are examples of other things a guy shouldn't stick his weiner into?


- Vacumn
- Blender


We'll start with those


Posted by geroin on Aug-13-2008 06:47:

quote:
Originally posted by KaiLee
What are examples of other things a guy shouldn't stick his weiner into?


- Vacumn
- Blender


We'll start with those



a bottle
hot melon
mans asshole


Posted by love_child on Aug-13-2008 13:47:

I thought someone stuck his ding dong into this


Posted by ChemEnhanced on Aug-13-2008 14:23:


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