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-- Some words of advice from the great one to some of you youngins
Some words of advice from the great one to some of you youngins
Next time you are in your car with some girl you think is fine...grow some balls and whip it out.
most simplest and greatest move ever made.
just reach in and whip it out
see what happens
I predict failure, 99% of the time.
But hey, that leaves you with a 1/100 chance of it working 
I have a market visit with a female rep tomorrow; I will try this.
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| Originally posted by Ygrene I have a market visit with a female rep tomorrow; I will try this. |
denys approves 
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| Originally posted by Vivid Boy I once closed a deal on a million dollar estate writing my john hancock with johns cock in ma hand |
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| Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles How did John feel about that? |
It didn't work on Elaine. 
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| Originally posted by Fledz I predict failure, 99% of the time. But hey, that leaves you with a 1/100 chance of it working |
i can confirm this.
check this out:
*in the club*
"hey, come home with me later"
"no"
"hey, lets go for a walk"
*walking*
"OH HEY HERE'S MY CAR, GET IN!"
*whip out bait'n'tackle*
*recieve expensive re-upholstering estimate*
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| Originally posted by Vivid Boy from the statistics i have gathered. it works well. I bet you every girl on these boards have fell victim to the whip it out and stare move. |
When done effectively the whip out can work in many situations beautifully. You have to sell it right and stick the landing.
[Setting: Jerry's Apartment]
(Jerry sitting on a stool on the phone)
JERRY: (on phone) Come on Adrian give me another chance, I know I could cheer Fulton up. I'll tell you what, I'll do my act (pauses for response from Adrian) No new material (Elaine enters) He's never heard it. He'll love it, I just did it at the Concord last week. It killed. (waves hello to Elaine; pauses for response from Adrian) Thank you, thanks fo.. you will not regret this. Ok, Bye. (hangs up phone; to Elaine) Hey.
ELAINE: Hello.
JERRY: So?
ELAINE: What?
JERRY: Come on. How was your date?
ELAINE: Oh, the date. The date.
JERRY: Ya how was it?
ELAINE: Interesting.
JERRY: Really.
ELAINE: Oh ya.
JERRY: Why what happened?
ELAINE: Let's see, (thinking) how shall I put this.
JERRY: Just put it.
ELAINE: He took it out.
JERRY: (confused) He what?
ELAINE: He took (blows on her glasses twice to clean them) it out.
JERRY: He took what out?
ELAINE: It.
JERRY: He took It, Out?
ELAINE: Yessiree Bob.
JERRY: He couldn't.
ELAINE: He did.
Elaine is a lying Jew, she totally sucked it.
trouser snake.
Thread is now renamed: Seinfeld quotes that you find hilarious
Cosmo Kramer: You want to get outta here? Here's what we do. We leave the car here, we take the plates off, we scratch the serial number off the engine block, and we walk away.
Jerry: Walk away?
Cosmo Kramer: You've got insurance. You tell them that the car was stolen, and then you get another one free.
Jerry: Isn't there a deductible?
Cosmo Kramer: All right, what is your deductible?
Jerry: I don't know.
Cosmo Kramer: Yes, because they've already deducted it.
Jerry: From what?
Cosmo Kramer: The car, which we're leaving. So the net is zero. See you pocket the money, if there is any, and you get a new car.
Jerry: We're not leaving the car.
Cosmo Kramer: All right. If you refuse to grow up and scam your insurance company, you'll have to work this out with maroon Golf.
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