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Posted by xKaoSx on Aug-20-2008 15:25:

Bodily function epic story

I was looking for a story about a guy who went to a restraunt and ended up barfing and shitting singular and simultaneously.

Its old but I couldnt find it on google anywhere.

Im sure someone here knows or has a link to it

Posted by KiNeTiC ENeRgY on Aug-20-2008 15:46:

why are u looking for such a story? Please leave your house and do some sort of activity.

Posted by xKaoSx on Aug-20-2008 15:49:

eh I am "working"
did you reply to this with a twinkie in your hand sitting at your desk in your underoo's?

douche

Posted by KiNeTiC ENeRgY on Aug-20-2008 15:51:

quote:
Originally posted by xKaoSx
eh I am "working"
did you reply to this with a twinkie in your hand sitting at your desk in your underoo's?

douche

huh? your a fucking idiot. Hows that for a reply u sick fuck.

Posted by Pickles on Aug-20-2008 15:54:

shut the fuck up.

i'm looking for that pissed man's craigslist post about the free building blocks/wood.

anyone?

Posted by xKaoSx on Aug-20-2008 15:59:

quote:
Originally posted by KiNeTiC ENeRgY
huh? your a fucking idiot. Hows that for a reply u sick fuck.

priceless is you calling me an idiot and spelling you're wrong

Posted by Lebezniatnikov on Aug-20-2008 16:03:

quote:
Originally posted by KiNeTiC ENeRgY
sick fuck.

Posted by Pickles on Aug-20-2008 16:06:

MOTHER F UCKER!

Posted by cmay119 on Aug-20-2008 16:12:

This thread is now about Snausages. Discuss.

Posted by Pickles on Aug-20-2008 16:13:

Yes, I like teacup chihuahua's.

Posted by Pickles on Aug-20-2008 16:15:

i'm looking for that pissed man's craigslist post about the free building blocks/wood.

anyone?

Posted by Mr.Mystery on Aug-20-2008 16:17:

I've been looking for freedom

Anyone?

Posted by shaw on Aug-20-2008 16:31:

quote:
Originally posted by Pickles
shut the fuck up.

i'm looking for that pissed man's craigslist post about the free building blocks/wood.

anyone?

Posted by Pickles on Aug-20-2008 16:38:

quote:
Originally posted by inconspicuous

*tears

I love you, inconspicuous. Thanks, I needed a pick me up.

Posted by UWM on Aug-20-2008 16:40:

quote:
Originally posted by cmay119

This thread is now about Snausages. Discuss.

Drastic improvement, IMO.

Posted by MrJiveBoJingles on Aug-20-2008 16:56:

quote:
Originally posted by Mr.Mystery
I've been looking for freedom

Anyone?

http://www.amazon.com/Looking-Best-...f/dp/B0000070S1

"What can you say about David Hasselhoff that hasn't already been said one thousand times before? The man is quite simply a musical genius. Hasselhoff's entire arsenal of musical weaponry is on full display in this album, a collection of his biggest hits.

At first I didn't really believe that David Hasselhoff, international star of television and cinema, could actually be a talented musician. I was skeptical to say the least. Then my friend played a few Hasselhoff songs for me and wow, I was hooked.

The words flowed forth from Hasselhoff's tender lips like sweet nectar from the mouth of God himself. I found myself in a trance of pure joy and ecstacy as the soothing rhythms caressed my ear. Hasselhoff's hymns had brought me to the summit of human achievement and I was now free to look down at the wreckage and ruin that lie below. I stared into the distance and said, "Oh thine Hasselhoff, how thy music hath saved my immortal soul."

To say that the beautiful music of David Hasselhoff is life-changing would be an insult; a disservice. Hasselhoff's music is life-making, and I can only hope that you too will experience its profound gifts."

Posted by KiNeTiC ENeRgY on Aug-20-2008 17:07:

quote:
Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles

http://www.amazon.com/Looking-Best-...f/dp/B0000070S1

.

The words flowed forth from Hasselhoff's tender lips like sweet nectar from the mouth of God himself.

lmao

Posted by tubularbills on Aug-20-2008 22:19:

alt

Posted by kadomony on Aug-20-2008 22:21:

shut up you cuntflaps

Posted by CleverName on Aug-20-2008 22:39:

I dunno what's more sad, the fact that you really want to re read this, or that I could find it with a single google search.

http://www.ihos.com/steakhouse.html

Posted by xKaoSx on Aug-20-2008 23:25:

yay thanks
best story ever-

Posted by Slylee on Aug-20-2008 23:30:

DADDYWOULDYOULIKESOMESNAUSAGE

Posted by Ygrene on Aug-21-2008 00:04:

Posted by infiniteJEST on Aug-21-2008 00:04:

NAMBLA IS REAL!?!?!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by iammesol on Aug-21-2008 00:47:

quote:
Originally posted by Ygrene

loooooool