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Posted by ziptnf on Aug-28-2008 14:35:

My colon has a life of its own

this morning at like 2 AM, my colon suddenly woke me up and led my body to the bathroom. I literally shit out 5 pounds in 30 seconds. Maybe its the aids.

Posted by david.michael on Aug-28-2008 14:38:

So, what you're saying is that you get a lot of pounds in your colon at 2 AM? And, now you have AIDS?

Posted by whiskers on Aug-28-2008 14:43:

Re: My colon has a life of its own

man, you shit money?

i shit shit. but at least i don't have aids.

Posted by denys envy on Aug-28-2008 14:43:

yeah bro, a pounded colon is never good.

just ask my ex.

Posted by david.michael on Aug-28-2008 14:45:

quote:
Originally posted by denys envy
yeah bro, a pounded colon is never good.

just ask my ex.

Really, it's all in the eye of the beholder.

Posted by denys envy on Aug-28-2008 14:51:

quote:
Originally posted by david.michael
Really, it's all in the eye of the beholder.

that brown looks like dark red... which is somewhat appropriate.

Posted by david.michael on Aug-28-2008 14:52:

quote:
Originally posted by denys envy
that brown looks like dark red...

Well if I had a nickel...

Posted by nchs09 on Aug-28-2008 15:57:

Re: My colon has a life of its own

nice..

Posted by denys envy on Aug-28-2008 15:59:

quote:
Originally posted by david.michael
Well if I had a nickel...

...I'd play "hide the nickel".

Posted by nekholm on Aug-28-2008 16:12:

Re: My colon has a life of its own

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Originally posted by ziptnf
this morning at like 2 AM, my colon suddenly woke me up and led my body to the bathroom.

This has happened to me too. Then you try to fart and almost shit your pants, so you have to get up and take a crap in the middle of the night. You sit there for a while thinking it's over, so you wipe and go back to bed, and then a minute later you have to run to the bathroom again.

Posted by lacksesepsotygh on Aug-28-2008 16:47:

looks like you all have a fling of ulcerative colitis or chrons. Ian and myself have been looking for companionship for a long time now. welcome aboard.

Posted by Vlad on Aug-28-2008 18:35:

quote:
Originally posted by david.michael
Really, it's all in the eye of the beholder.

Thats what she said.