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Posted by Vlad on Aug-28-2008 19:02:

Slowwwwwwwwwwwwwww...

Work is so fucking slow its crazy, Im just passing out at my desk, which never happens. Anyone else feel like jamming a pen in someones eye to make the day entertaining?

Posted by KiNeTiC ENeRgY on Aug-28-2008 19:14:

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Originally posted by Vlad
Work is so fucking slow its crazy, Im just passing out at my desk, which never happens. Anyone else feel like jamming a pen in someones eye to make the day entertaining?

Solution 1: Go to liquor store and grab a bottle of your favorite alcohol and get drunk on work time.

Solution 2: Take out some old florescent light tubes, grab a coworker, and re-inact the Anakin Skywalker/ Obi Wan Kenobi light saber duel.

Posted by Vlad on Aug-28-2008 19:17:

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Originally posted by KiNeTiC ENeRgY
Solution 1: Go to liquor store and grab a bottle of your favorite alcohol and get drunk on work time.

Solution 2: Take out some old florescent light tubes, grab a coworker, and re-inact the Anakin Skywalker/ Obi Wan Kenobi light saber dual.

Both very very good ideas... I might actually go to the store and buy a big bottle of Grolsch

Posted by l�cid on Aug-28-2008 19:35:

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Originally posted by Vlad
Both very very good ideas... I might actually go to the store and buy a big bottle of Grolsch

only one? pussy.

Posted by denys envy on Aug-28-2008 19:45:

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only one? jew.

fixed.

Posted by kadomony on Aug-28-2008 19:46:

watch out for rape while you're passed out!

Posted by Zoso on Aug-28-2008 19:58:

*inserts YouTube video of guy "allegedly" going off at work and pwning some CRTs*

Posted by Vlad on Aug-28-2008 20:26:

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fixed.

why you crampin my style bro... they dont need to know im a jew... now when ill tell people to meet up for dinner someplace, theyre gonna think that im leaving exact change.

Posted by Zoso on Aug-28-2008 20:31:

Jews have to hold down regular jobs?

Posted by squats on Aug-28-2008 20:38:

when I'm bored at work I just smoke a little crack. It does the body good.

Posted by Vlad on Aug-28-2008 20:44:

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Originally posted by Zoso
Jews have to hold down regular jobs?

What? Do you think were all those dark skin types that own oil fields?

Posted by Zoso on Aug-28-2008 20:45:

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Originally posted by Vlad
What? Do you think were all those dark skin types that own oil fields?

Posted by denys envy on Aug-28-2008 21:04:

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Originally posted by Vlad
why you crampin my style bro... they dont need to know im a jew... now when ill tell people to meet up for dinner someplace, theyre gonna think that im leaving exact change.

what people are you gonna meet up for dinner that read this crap?

Posted by Vlad on Aug-28-2008 21:13:

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what people are you gonna meet up for dinner that read this crap?

i dont know... you? lol.

Posted by denys envy on Aug-28-2008 21:19:

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i dont know... you? lol.

touche! no worries tho, i'll pay for dinner if you put out later.

Posted by Vlad on Aug-28-2008 21:26:

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touche! no worries tho, i'll pay for dinner if you put out later.

no anal. im a virgin.

Posted by Silky Johnson on Aug-28-2008 21:27:

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im a virgin.

We already know that.

Posted by Vlad on Aug-28-2008 21:32:

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We already know that.

So he shouldnt be asking. Im not some cheap slut.

Posted by denys envy on Aug-28-2008 22:56:

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So he shouldnt be asking. Im not some cheap slut.

hey! i didn't say it was gonna be mcdonald's... we can go to boston market

Posted by Slylee on Aug-28-2008 23:11:

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Originally posted by KiNeTiC ENeRgY
Solution 1: Go to liquor store and grab a bottle of your favorite alcohol and get drunk on work time.

Solution 2: Take out some old florescent light tubes, grab a coworker, and re-inact the Anakin Skywalker/ Obi Wan Kenobi light saber duel.

at my old office (we just moved into a new place), there was always a bottle of absolute in the kitchen and i made myself a cocktail more than once at like 3 pm and started my happyhour early

Posted by Shini on Aug-28-2008 23:58:

I work at a bottle shop so there is no end to what I have to drink at work, especially when we have wine tastings or something like that.

Last year at Christmas because we get crazy busy the boss made drinks for everyone, I think he called them "death in the afternoon" CHampagne and absinthe FTW!