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Posted by Trancer-adu on May-28-2002 19:30:

funny midget joke

There arer 3 midgets standin around talking. "We're the 3 plainest midgets around. there is nothin special bout us at all"
So the 1stmidget was like hey I got an idea I'm gonna go 2 the guiness book of world records & see if I'm the shortest man in the world! He goes gets measured & comes back all happy & goes "I'm the shortest man!"
The second ndmidgets says "that gives me an idea I'm gonna see if I have the shortest legs." So he goes & gets his legs measured & comes back & goes "I have the shortest legs in the world!"
The third midget looks at himself & goes I'm gonna go see if I have the shortest dick in the world, so he goes & gets it measured & comes back & is all pissed off & the other midgets are like whats the matter? & the third midget is like who da fuck is [enter name of person your telling the joke to here]

Posted by ResonantDrag on May-28-2002 19:40:

Did you hear about the gay midget?

he came out of the cubbard.

Posted by {b.s.e.} on May-28-2002 20:25:

The Seven Dwarves are visiting the Vatican for some midget holiday,and Doc walks up to the Pope and asks: "Hey, Pope, Do you have any 3 foot nuns working around here?" The Pope scratches his head, thinks about it for a minute, and says: "No, my son, I don't believe we do." All of a sudden, six of the dwarves bust out laughing, slapping their little thighs, falling all over each other, just cracking up. The Pope, confused, asks why.
They start chanting: "Dopey did a penguin! Dopey did a penguin!"

Posted by eye_03 on May-29-2002 02:31:

quote:
Originally posted by ResonantDrag
Did you hear about the gay midget?

he came out of the cubbard.

ROFL

Posted by Slylee on May-29-2002 06:12:

quote:
Originally posted by ResonantDrag
Did you hear about the gay midget?

he came out of the cubbard.

lmao

Posted by whiskers on May-29-2002 10:56:

midgets!!! LOL!!!

Posted by webmeister on May-29-2002 14:20:

no midget is funnier than Wee Man from Jackass

man that guy is a classic, specially when he starts skateboarding lol

Posted by UWM on May-29-2002 21:24:

quote:
Originally posted by ResonantDrag
Did you hear about the gay midget?

he came out of the cubbard.

lmfao