FAO: Jenny Pie - farting is battery

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Posted by Zoso on Sep-24-2008 20:33:

FAO: Jenny Pie - farting is battery

http://www.wsaz.com/news/headlines/29653059.html

SOUTH CHARLESTON, W.Va. (WSAZ) -- As if getting a DUI wasn�t enough, a man arrested for driving under the influence got in a lot more trouble at the police station.

Police stopped Jose Cruz on Route 60 in South Charleston Monday night for driving with his headlights off.

Then, he failed sobriety tests and was arrested.

When police were trying to get fingerprints, police say Cruz moved closer to the officer and passed gas on him. The investigating officer remarked in the criminal complaint that the odor was very strong.

Cruz is now charged with battery on a police officer, as well as DUI and obstruction.

Posted by Frenchie on Sep-24-2008 20:34:

I thought this was going to be about farts acting as a battery to power stuff.

Posted by Zoso on Sep-24-2008 20:46:

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Originally posted by Frenchie
I thought this was going to be about farts acting as a battery to power stuff.

That could be next. Stay tuned!

Posted by wotyzoid on Sep-24-2008 20:50:

I LOL'D

Posted by sweds00 on Sep-24-2008 21:11:

thats gay

Posted by Neon Sky on Sep-24-2008 21:16:

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What! No concealed weapons charge! He clearly had one in the chamber

Posted by nchs09 on Sep-24-2008 21:20:

Wtf... what a fucking waste of space that police officer is.

Posted by Rose on Sep-24-2008 21:36:

quote:
Originally posted by Frenchie
I thought this was going to be about farts acting as a battery to power stuff.

+1

I LOL'd.

Posted by iammesol on Sep-24-2008 21:50:

quote:
Originally posted by Frenchie
I thought this was going to be about farts acting as a battery to power stuff.

Posted by Ygrene on Sep-24-2008 21:57:

I bet it was the cop who let the fart. If I was the suspect, I would sue on the grounds of "He who smelt it dealt it".

Posted by Gen3r4l1ty on Sep-24-2008 22:05:

quote:
Originally posted by Ygrene
I bet it was the cop who let the fart. If I was the suspect, I would sue on the grounds of "He who smelt it dealt it".

Could be circumvented with the "He who made the rhyme, did the crime" defense; but I'm guessing that would just end in mistrial.

Posted by RJT on Sep-24-2008 22:07:

Posted by idoru on Sep-24-2008 22:09:

quote:
Originally posted by Ygrene
I bet it was the cop who let the fart. If I was the suspect, I would sue on the grounds of "He who smelt it dealt it".

Fuck.

Also, on a slightly related topic, yesterday's Taco Del Mar has been disagreeing with me today and my farts have been, well... I could probably kill a small child if I tried.

Posted by Silky Johnson on Sep-25-2008 03:04:

Haha omg I lol'ed so fucking hard at Ygrene and Generality's posts. Lmfao.