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Posted by nchs09 on Sep-26-2008 17:25:

I need some toast and tranny hikus

plz help. Ones different frmo dr. toast

Posted by david.michael on Sep-26-2008 17:28:

What the fuck?

Ummm, I'll try to interpret this post and provide an appropriate response:

Yum, toast and trannies
They both taste so delicious
Because of their crust

Posted by david.michael on Sep-26-2008 17:30:

Transexual toast
The only toast that has both
Penis and a vag

Posted by nchs09 on Sep-26-2008 17:30:

Posted by david.michael on Sep-26-2008 17:31:

Change format of bread
Change format of a woman
For toast and trannies

Posted by ziptnf on Sep-26-2008 17:52:

toast lands butter up
but unlike their counterpart
trannies land penis down

Posted by nchs09 on Sep-26-2008 18:08:

Posted by nchs09 on Sep-26-2008 18:09:

I meant a hiku of toast and a hiku of trannys....

not combined, but they are hilarious.

Posted by ziptnf on Sep-26-2008 18:15:

Just curious, why the fuck do you need two separate haiku's of toast and trannies?

Posted by XaNaX on Sep-26-2008 18:15:

quote:
Originally posted by nchs09
I meant a hiku of toast and a hiku of trannys....

lol wtf are you doing with these?

Posted by david.michael on Sep-26-2008 18:26:

quote:
Originally posted by ziptnf
toast lands butter up
but unlike their counterpart
trannies land penis down

Last line has 6 syllables and thus doesn't qualify... but an excellent effort.

Posted by XaNaX on Sep-26-2008 18:27:

I hate when a girl
turns out to have franks and beans
I love buttered toast

Posted by cmay119 on Sep-26-2008 18:27:

quote:
Originally posted by ziptnf
toast lands butter up
but unlike their counterpart
trannies land penis down

If you taped the toast to the tranny's stomach would he/she just float in the air in a state of quantum indecision?

Posted by david.michael on Sep-26-2008 18:27:

quote:
Originally posted by nchs09
I meant a hiku of toast and a hiku of trannys....

not combined, but they are hilarious.

Well it's too late now, you've already gotten us started... I find it way more intriguing this way.

I once heard it say
"I'm gonna butter yo bread"
I'm the tranny's toast

Posted by XaNaX on Sep-26-2008 18:31:

I know a tranny
who told me that buttered toast
is code for anal rape

I met this tranny
who roofied my buttered toast
I woke up very sore

Posted by cmay119 on Sep-26-2008 18:35:

quote:
Originally posted by XaNaX
I woke up very sore

6 Syllables. This makes baby Jesus cry.

Posted by l�cid on Sep-26-2008 18:38:

i once ate some toast
that was cooked by a tranny
all jam and no bread

Posted by nchs09 on Sep-26-2008 18:39:

Conversation came during lunch with friends and i told them i was going to text them tranny and toast haikus all day.

Posted by david.michael on Sep-26-2008 18:44:

Two trannies on me
I just wanted a sandwich
Not what I meant, guys...

Posted by nchs09 on Sep-26-2008 18:49:

quote:
Originally posted by cmay119
If you taped the toast to the tranny's stomach would he/she just float in the air in a state of quantum indecision?
hahahhaa

Posted by nchs09 on Sep-26-2008 18:50:

quote:
Originally posted by david.michael

yours are great dude.

Posted by XaNaX on Sep-26-2008 18:52:

quote:
Originally posted by XaNaX
I met this tranny
who roofied my buttered toast
God my ass hurts bad

fixed

Posted by ziptnf on Sep-26-2008 18:53:

quote:
Originally posted by david.michael
Last line has 6 syllables and thus doesn't qualify... but an excellent effort.

I forgot "penis" had two syllables

Posted by david.michael on Sep-26-2008 18:54:

Trannies, toast, and coins
All of them go into slots
Guess which one hurts most?

Posted by kadomony on Sep-26-2008 19:04:

I have some burnt toast.
I have some burnt trannies, too.
They smell delicious.

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