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Posted by david.michael on Oct-03-2008 20:40:

My girlfriend is going to meet my wife in about half an hour.

Yes, really.

(Long story... wife and I have been separated a long time... wife's coming to get her cat... been living with my girlfriend for a year... still in the divorce process...)

If I don't come back, I probably committed suicide. Thanks for being my e-homies. <3

Posted by Zoso on Oct-03-2008 20:41:

Threesome zomg hai5.

Posted by Rose on Oct-03-2008 20:41:

I think you should put it in both of their butts.

Posted by Lebezniatnikov on Oct-03-2008 20:42:

quote:
Originally posted by Rose
I think you should put it in both of their butts.

She speaks truth.

Posted by woscar on Oct-03-2008 20:42:

I got two words for you David:

Three. Some.

Edit: damn you fucking ninjas

Posted by UWM on Oct-03-2008 20:44:

Please take advantage of this situation.

Posted by david.michael on Oct-03-2008 20:45:

Wife is bi, but girlfriend is not a fan of the vag, nor the AIDS.

I knew I could count on the COR for such advice, though. Cheers!

Posted by Lebezniatnikov on Oct-03-2008 20:46:

quote:
Originally posted by david.michael
Wife is bi, but girlfriend is not a fan of the vag, nor the AIDS.

I knew I could count on the COR for such advice, though. Cheers!

Well tell the gf she can watch at first and join in when she feels more comfortable. Duh.

Posted by whiskers on Oct-03-2008 20:47:

quote:
Originally posted by Rose
I think you should put it in both of their butts.

+1 on this

Posted by whiskers on Oct-03-2008 20:47:

quote:
Originally posted by david.michael
Wife is bi, but girlfriend is not a fan of the vag, nor the AIDS.

well. then don't you already have it?

Posted by coolestrl on Oct-03-2008 20:47:

i say three times some some some! PICS FTW :P

Posted by RJT on Oct-03-2008 20:47:

quote:
Originally posted by david.michael
Wife is bi, but girlfriend is not a fan of the vag, nor the AIDS.

I knew I could count on the COR for such advice, though. Cheers!

Damn, your wife had AIDS? No wonder you bailed.

Posted by david.michael on Oct-03-2008 20:48:

quote:
Originally posted by Lebezniatnikov
Well tell the gf she can watch at first and join in when she feels more comfortable. Duh.

What was I thinking? Clearly I have failed you, TA.

Problem is, I am also not a fan of the AIDS.

Posted by david.michael on Oct-03-2008 20:48:

quote:
Originally posted by whiskers
well. then don't you already have it?

No, I bailed in time. Whew!

I detected skankdom and got the hell outta dodge.

Posted by Rose on Oct-03-2008 20:48:

Does she seriously have AIDS or was she just skanky?

Posted by Lebezniatnikov on Oct-03-2008 20:48:

quote:
Originally posted by RJT
Damn, your wife had AIDS? No wonder you bailed.

Wait, is this actually true?

Posted by L.E.N. on Oct-03-2008 20:50:

Shag the girlfriend hard before the Ex arrives and answer the door all sweaty.

Posted by david.michael on Oct-03-2008 20:50:

quote:
Originally posted by Lebezniatnikov
Wait, is this actually true?

lol, no, she doesn't really have AIDS.

But, she is....er... promiscuous. So, who knows what she's been doing in the past year.

Posted by david.michael on Oct-03-2008 20:50:

quote:
Originally posted by L.E.N.
Shag the girlfriend hard before the Ex arrives and answer the door all sweaty.

lol, that's not a bad one.

"oh... huff huff.... hey.... huff... do I know you?"

Posted by Rose on Oct-03-2008 20:51:

Answer the door naked and post pics of the threesome.

Posted by woscar on Oct-03-2008 20:52:

Posted by Lira on Oct-03-2008 20:53:

I take it your wife knows you've got a girlfriend? And I hope, for your own safety, that you didn't leave your wife for your girlfriend

Posted by UWM on Oct-03-2008 20:54:

So your wife has AIDS?

Yep, I'd leave her too.

Posted by david.michael on Oct-03-2008 20:55:

quote:
Originally posted by Lira
I take it your wife knows you've got a girlfriend? And I hope, for your own safety, that you didn't leave your wife for your girlfriend

lol

All parties involved are fully aware. She left me, and I later met my girlfriend, whom I now live with. She is also living with someone. So, there's no secrecy or anything.

I'm only nervous for the awkwardness of the situation. Plus, my wife isn't exactly the most... tactful person, so I'm afraid she'll accidentally say something crazy. She's one of those people that lacks that buffer between brain and mouth.

Posted by Silky Johnson on Oct-03-2008 20:55:

We needs pics of both the wife and girlfriend.

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