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Posted by verndogs on Oct-16-2008 15:15:

Teens busted in sewers for playing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

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BY Brendan Brosh, Alison Gendar, Jonathan Lemire and Wil Cruz
DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITERS

Cowabunga!

Three blockheaded teenagers were busted playing in a sewer Wednesday in Queens - after getting lost while pretending to be Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, police sources said.

Schiller Milfort, 16, of Hollis, and Marvin Ottley, 17, of Bellaire, along with an unidentified 15-year-old boy, were shirtless and in their shorts and sneakers when firefighters plucked them out of a sewer in Kissena Park.

The make-believe heroes were crawling around the sewer system when they got confused and lost their way, police sources said.

They were not injured, officials said.

"These three idiots were playing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and wanted to go into the sewers," said one police source. "They were never in danger, just goofing off and being stupid."

Milfort and Ottley were charged with criminal trespassing. The other teenager was released to his parents.

source: http://www.nydailynews.com/ny_local...ng_lost_in.html

turtle power!

Posted by Nostalgic on Oct-16-2008 15:21:

Voting for Obama grants blacks the power to become Ninja Turtles.

Posted by Ian on Oct-16-2008 15:26:

charging them for that is a bit ridiculous. They're kids ffs. We all did stupid stuff, some of us still do.

Posted by ziptnf on Oct-16-2008 15:31:

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Originally posted by Nostalgic
Voting for Obama grants blacks the power to become Ninja Turtles.

Yeah, because, you know. 16 year olds can vote and all.

Posted by elFreak on Oct-16-2008 15:32:

i would be more worried that they were 16 and 17 and still playing with ninja turtles.

hello eternal virgins.

Posted by mezzir on Oct-16-2008 15:32:

i think they were charging them for 'being a little too old to play pretend'

Posted by elFreak on Oct-16-2008 15:33:

i find it amazing that the US is allowed to give the names of minors to newspapers.

USA USA!

Posted by iammesol on Oct-16-2008 15:38:

lol

Posted by Ian on Oct-16-2008 15:47:

quote:
Originally posted by elFreak
i find it amazing that the US is allowed to give the names of minors to newspapers.

USA USA!

so when a record is 'sealed' does that mean the newspaper archives too

Posted by Nostalgic on Oct-16-2008 15:48:

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Originally posted by ziptnf
Yeah, because, you know. 16 year olds can vote and all.

They can easily transfer their Obama-given Ninja Turtle power by simply touching other fellow darkies, they too can become Ninja Turtles.

Posted by Konijn on Oct-16-2008 15:51:

the fumes must've made them believe it was 1989.

Posted by tubularbills on Oct-16-2008 15:56:

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Originally posted by elFreak
i would be more worried that they were 16 and 17 and still playing with ninja turtles.

hello eternal virgins.

lol when i first saw the article, i figured they were 12/13....but no...alas, they are in high school.....lol i dunno whats worse - those kids or the douche WOW player w/ 34 computers

Posted by elFreak on Oct-16-2008 15:56:

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Originally posted by Ian
so when a record is 'sealed' does that mean the newspaper archives too

it is pretty indicative to what the american justice system thinks about the "rehabilitation" of young offenders. What a joke.

Then they cry and wonder why there are almost 4 million americans in prison.

Posted by Frenchie on Oct-16-2008 15:57:

Did they defeat Shredder?

Posted by tubularbills on Oct-16-2008 16:00:

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Originally posted by Frenchie
Did they defeat Shredder?

Posted by Ian on Oct-16-2008 16:00:

quote:
Originally posted by Frenchie
Did they defeat Shredder?

That reminds me of this TA years ago called Rocksteady who got pissy because we kept asking him how Bebop was.

Posted by itsamemario on Oct-16-2008 16:18:

quote:
Originally posted by Ian
That reminds me of this TA years ago called Rocksteady who got pissy because we kept asking him how Bebop was.

Posted by mezzir on Oct-16-2008 16:45:

quote:
Originally posted by Ian
That reminds me of this TA years ago called Rocksteady who got pissy because we kept asking him how Bebop was.

hahaa holy fuck i lol'ed

Posted by Trancealot on Oct-16-2008 17:02:

I hope they got close to shredder. That guy is one evil d00d.

I love the few episodes where they got their voices mixed up with the 4 main turtle characters.

Posted by Meat187 on Oct-16-2008 17:14:

Too bad Master Splinter is a rat. I could think of so many great Deadmau5 jokes.

Posted by denys envy on Oct-16-2008 17:56:

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Originally posted by Meat187
Too bad Master Splinter is a rat. I could think of so many great Deadmau5 jokes.

deadrat6?

Posted by whiskers on Oct-16-2008 18:11:

Re: Teens busted in sewers for playing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

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Originally posted by verndogs
"These three idiots were playing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and wanted to go into the sewers," said one police source. "They were never in danger, just goofing off and being stupid."

quote:
Originally posted by verndogs
Milfort and Ottley were charged with criminal trespassing. The other teenager was released to his parents

I know the cop is not the one who's charging them with criminal trespassing, but holy contradiction!

Also, why was the 3rd one released?

Fuck you, Queens.

Posted by BeatsAndBeyond on Oct-16-2008 18:15:

Too much pizza for the middle one!

Posted by denys envy on Oct-16-2008 18:18:

Re: Re: Teens busted in sewers for playing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

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Originally posted by whiskers
I know the cop is not the one who's charging them with criminal trespassing, but holy contradiction!

Also, why was the 3rd one released?

Fuck you, Queens.

he was probably white.

Posted by bigsnail on Oct-16-2008 18:55:

who the hell plays ninja turtles when their 17 y/o?

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