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So I went to a gay baaaahhh in Boston...

I thought it was going to be full of hot masculine guido-ish guys with Boston accents because that's ALL I saw everywhere I went. But in this club it was all gadamn FLAMING FUCKING FEMS! None of them spoke Bostonian, all fucking Gaylic. And they just bragged about what college they go to. Many weren't even watching the game (fucking Boston came up from 7-0 in the 8th to beat motherfucking Tampa holy shit!!!!) BUT the MUSIC was the worst. It was all fucking mash-up pop shit with Madonna. I wanted to kill myself.

So there was two giant screens in the main floor that was some kind of real-time chat that everyone could see. You could text a number so your text could end up on the screen. So messages were like "play Madonna" or "guy in red shirt ur cute." I decided to text the giant screen on display for everyone to see, and of course the DJ fag had to respond to defend all the lifeless stereotypes reading the screen:

ME: "Stop playing American pop mash-up crap music i hear in every other gay bar in the US"

fag: "Get out of the US then"

ME: "No get ur gay generic crap mooosic out of the US"
ME: "Jay kay gurlfriend. Madonna is like soooo couture tranny"

fag: "If you don't like it then come up and take over my DJ booth"

ME: "Oh yeh lemme just pull records outa my ass that I brought with me"

fag: "Who spins records?"

ME: "Oh sorry mr dj u spin itunes mp3s on 128kpbs my bad"

fag: "Show you face and stop hiding behind a phone"

ME: "Only if u give me a kiss bitch. I got no action all week."

admistrator to my cell phone: "You have been banned from the system."





c0r version: no matter where you go, gays are still oversensitive fags.

lmao! Awesome story and sweet text pwnage.

You win!

\0/

omgosh liiike r u fo sereal?

I can't believe josh rising is a fag.

Does Josh know you went out?

Josh knows I went out. I was gonna go out with him the next day I think.

Re: So I went to a gay baaaahhh in Boston...

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fag: "If you don't like it then come up and take over my DJ booth"

I'm sure he meant "take over my hot chiseled bodice." sounds like you passed up a prime opportunity.

awesome

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Originally posted by Renzo I can't believe josh rising is a fag.

i can't believe it either.


and jake, you never told me about THIS part. for shame. but good to know that you owned them anyway. fucking losers!

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Originally posted by josh rising i can't believe it either. and jake, you never told me about THIS part. for shame. but good to know that you owned them anyway. fucking losers!

Wait what? I thought I told you? Ehhh my boss dragged me into the bahhhh just for an hour after dinner. It was a good hour cuz we got to watch Boston pwn Tampa in the 8th & 9th!

I don't think I've ever met a gay guy that complains about gays as much as you do.

wow funny timing. i JUST texted you. haha.

and boston pwning tampa is not good. it should be tampa pwning boston. GO RAYS! and GO BUCS!

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Originally posted by bas I don't think I've ever met a gay guy that complains about gays as much as you do.

ohhhh snap. You sure showed me.

jake's right, and there's good reason to. 95% of the gay guys i've ever dealt with have been complete femmy assholes. they aint worth it.

Hey Josh, let's gang bang bas.

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Originally posted by Jake Benson ohhhh snap. You sure showed me.

I wasn't trying to "show" anything. I just thought it was weird.

lol selfhating gays

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Originally posted by bas I wasn't trying to "show" anything. I just thought it was weird. lol selfhating gays

wait, bas, aren't you gay too? a lot of people mention it around here.

Do you think I'm gay?

i dunno. should i? do you want me to?

If you want. Doesn't bother me

Whoa, this thread is getting very gay.

Do you want him to want you to think he's gay?

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