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Posted by dj_jamesrusnak on Oct-21-2008 21:04:

Taking A Dump In A Nightclub

has this ever happened to you. it happened to me on the weekend. i was taking a dump i had people i knew kick the door in consistently. disturbing my dump

good thing it was early

Posted by nchs09 on Oct-21-2008 21:05:

Re: Taking A Dump In A Nightclub

quote:
Originally posted by dj_jamesrusnak
has this ever happened to you. it happened to me on the weekend. i was taking a dump i had people i knew kick the door in consistently. disturbing my dump

good thing it was early
Its happened before. Its happened while rolling and that shit was the longest dumb ever... it gave me a bad buzz :/

Posted by itsamemario on Oct-21-2008 21:06:

lol.. never had to do that, no...

and hopefully i'll never have to either.. knock on wood lol

Posted by Zoso on Oct-21-2008 21:07:

Shit on their chests next time. Problem solved.

Posted by SuspicionVandit on Oct-21-2008 21:10:

bring some Huggies

Posted by Lascodi on Oct-21-2008 21:13:

Nightclub dumps rule...try dumping in the area around the toilet, and pee on the floor too!

Posted by dj_jamesrusnak on Oct-21-2008 21:15:

yeah i should of took a dump on the floor. it was diareah

Posted by Krypton on Oct-21-2008 21:18:

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Originally posted by nchs09
Its happened before. Its happened while rolling and that shit was the longest dumb ever... it gave me a bad buzz :/

Ahh, yes, but the warm poop coming out feels so good. And the feeling of your insides emptying themselves out is so liberating.

Posted by Frenkieee on Oct-21-2008 22:14:

Taking a shit and having an orgasm, imo the best feelings a person can have.

Shit > orgasm?

Posted by Domesticated on Oct-21-2008 22:19:

quote:
Originally posted by Frenkieee
Shit > orgasm?

Depends how badly you need to go.

Generally, a shit can be better. For you see, an orgasm is something positive provided from nothing, so if you don't have one, you don't feel like you're missing out.

On the other hand, dropping the kids off at the pool is a negative sensation that's been taken away, rather than a positive provided. If you don't do it, you'll fucking know about it.

Posted by pkcRAISTLIN on Oct-21-2008 22:21:

E gives me the chronic runs, so yes, basically every time i party i have to take one huge runny dump. and i fucking hate public toilets, let alone ones in clubs

Posted by stren on Oct-21-2008 22:22:

shit on the coats

Posted by winston on Oct-21-2008 22:33:

quote:
Originally posted by Frenkieee
Taking a shit and having an orgasm, imo the best feelings a person can have.

Shit > orgasm?

both at the same time?

Posted by Rose on Oct-21-2008 22:49:

Never! But I do go pee a lot. Stupid alcohol

Posted by enydo on Oct-21-2008 22:52:

I suppose I'm a member of the "shat while rolling" club. It was quite the experience.

Posted by Frenchie on Oct-21-2008 22:53:

I probably have. If you have to go you have to go, or you can incorporate the "omg I have to pee/shit so bad" dance into your dancing.

Hovering. It's all about the hovering. Never let any part of your body touch a bathroom stall at a club. EVER. Flush with your foot, as well.

Posted by dj_jamesrusnak on Oct-21-2008 22:54:

where all the women's experiances?

Posted by iammesol on Oct-21-2008 22:59:

I used to be on the schedule where the only time I had to take one was when I was clubbing. lol

Posted by Frenchie on Oct-21-2008 23:10:

Did you hover? Do men hover?

Posted by nchs09 on Oct-21-2008 23:11:

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quote:
Originally posted by Krypton
Ahh, yes, but the warm poop coming out feels so good. And the feeling of your insides emptying themselves out is so liberating.

GAAAAAAAAAAY BROOOOOOOOO

Posted by iammesol on Oct-21-2008 23:16:

quote:
Originally posted by Frenchie
Did you hover? Do men hover?

I have hovered. Just watch for the splash!

Posted by noikeee on Oct-21-2008 23:26:

Now imagine having a psychological "peeing problem" where you have trouble peeing with people next to you, or with people waiting by the stall, or even just because of loud music. You fail to take a leak, get out of the stall, and then on the trip back home have all your friends making fun of you for being the guy "that always takes a shit at clubs", while having a massive fucking bladder pain.

Yes, I'm speaking from personal experience. I'd trade this for an actual pooping spree any day.

Posted by Krypton on Oct-21-2008 23:29:

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Originally posted by nchs09
GAAAAAAAAAAY BROOOOOOOOO

It's not gay when you're farting every 5 seconds and can feel the poop moving around inside. As Larry the Cable guy asked, "Ever took a shit and your pants fit better?"

Posted by JD8180 on Oct-21-2008 23:31:

quote:
Originally posted by dj_alfi
lol.. never had to do that, no...

and hopefully i'll never have to either.. knock on wood lol

+1 I'm the shyest pooper.

Posted by Dj Nacht on Oct-21-2008 23:34:

I took a good old fashioned shit on speed in an afterhour many years ago. I remembered enjoying it in a sketchy paranoid sort of way.

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