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Posted by DigitalPhoenix on Oct-31-2008 17:18:

Bowling kills...rly

RAVENNA, Mich. (WZZM) - Teammates in his bowling league think
after rolling a perfect 300 game Don Doane's heart just gave out.

"You get nervous shooting a 300," says teammate Todd Place. "The pressure keeps building,"
says bowling alley owner Jim Nutt

http://www.wzzm13.com/news/news_sto...100829&catid=14

crackers...

Posted by verndogs on Oct-31-2008 17:26:

at least he died in peace

Posted by tubularbills on Oct-31-2008 17:27:

i saw the title and figured that someone got killed by a flying bowling ball

Posted by elFreak on Oct-31-2008 17:29:

am i the only one, or is it that all the good bowlers in this world are fat fucking slobs.

Posted by glass on Oct-31-2008 17:43:

quote:
Originally posted by tubularbills
i saw the title and figured that someone got killed by a flying bowling ball

Like in mario brothers?

Posted by CONNERMAN2000 on Oct-31-2008 18:10:

quote:
Originally posted by elFreak
am i the only one, or is it that all the good bowlers in this world are fat fucking slobs.

They are great, professional athletes.

Who are fat. As fuck.

Posted by elFreak on Oct-31-2008 18:11:

if bowlers are athletes, then you divided by 0.

Posted by CONNERMAN2000 on Oct-31-2008 18:12:

quote:
Originally posted by elFreak
if bowlers are athletes, then you divided by 0.

Bowling is a sport, innit?

Posted by elFreak on Oct-31-2008 18:14:

no fucking way.

i don't care what anyone says.

Posted by gehzumteufel on Oct-31-2008 18:25:

Bowling is a game not a sport.

Posted by Frenchie on Oct-31-2008 18:37:

If it's a sport that you can do with ease it's not a sport anymore, it becomes a game.

Posted by elFreak on Oct-31-2008 18:38:

people who call it a sport are usually other fat people.

Posted by Sunsnail on Oct-31-2008 18:48:

It's a sport then

Posted by Capitalizt on Oct-31-2008 18:49:

bowling skillz..

Posted by gehzumteufel on Oct-31-2008 18:50:

Sports require a large amount of physical exertion. Something bowling does not require. It is therefore a game.

Posted by elFreak on Oct-31-2008 18:50:

quote:
Originally posted by Sunsnail
It's a sport then

FAT ASS!

Posted by Ygrene on Oct-31-2008 19:03:

"Hi."

"No, not you."

"Yeah, you.....Hi."

-Big Ern

Posted by CONNERMAN2000 on Oct-31-2008 20:00:

quote:
Originally posted by elFreak
no fucking way.

i don't care what anyone says.

Honestly, I would actually agree with you...

...But dictionary.com disagrees with both of us.

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/sport

�noun
1. an athletic activity requiring skill or physical prowess and often of a competitive nature, as racing, baseball, tennis, golf, bowling, wrestling, boxing, hunting, fishing, etc.

Though to me, bowling would go along with, say, checkers and chess. Yes, there are dipshits out there that claim chess is a sport. Which is ridiculous.

Posted by elFreak on Oct-31-2008 20:01:

Fat people wrote the dictionary, all the skinny people were too busy having sex.

Posted by MrJiveBoJingles on Oct-31-2008 20:04:

quote:
Originally posted by elFreak
Fat people wrote the dictionary, all the skinny people were too busy having sex.

Posted by CONNERMAN2000 on Oct-31-2008 20:05:

I knew it. This explains the McDonald's pop-up ad I received upon entering dictionary.com.