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Guess who this is

I just had this MSN convo with a random TA. I'm pretty sure he was taking the shit but this is loltastic nonetheless. I edited out the names so you can guess who it is.

***** says:
hey! this is ***** from ta

Keith says:
hail to ye

***** says:
apparently I am also known as ***** in certain circles

***** says:
=/

Keith says:
evidently so

***** says:
ok can we have a candid CORwhore convo

***** says:
no need for formalities when talking to someone who posts in COR

Keith says:
*unbuckles belt*

***** says:
this is going to be a very conversation, i promise you

***** says:
be aware of that

Keith says:
I'm not afraid

***** says:
first off, is that you in your avatar

Keith says:
the two beach chairs?

***** says:
uhhhhhhh there are beach chairs? i am talking about the bare chested guy

***** says:
with the headphones

Keith says:
ah yes, the TA avatar

Keith says:
no, that's sven vath in all his drunken glory

***** says:
are you even remotely bisexual?

***** says:
i admit it, i have a little man crush on you

***** says:
i am so so so sorry, but i do

Keith says:
everyone does, but no sorry

***** says:
seriously?

Keith says:
well obviousely I'm such a sexy manbeast

***** says:
ohhhhh man i dont know WHY but I wish you were a little gay

***** says:
just _you_ specifically too, it's weird

***** says:
like i honestly want to you to use my body like a woman

***** says:
you make me wild

Keith says:
I have that effect on people

***** says:
do you have a picture online or no? (i can understand a no given the nature of this conversation)

Keith says:
no

***** says:
do you think i am a sick man?

***** says:
because i am

Keith says:
I think you are, but that's only because you post on TA

***** says:
the gay angle isn't even scratching the surface to be honest

***** says:
we're not done yet.

***** says:
i am going to hint at something i suspect

***** says:
a deviant... lifestyle, i suppose

***** says:
you know me from the boards...

***** says:
i am a very naughty guy

***** says:
<.<

***** says:
>.>

***** says:
into really.... sick stuff

Keith says:
like... EDM?

***** says:
heh. i think you know exactly what i'm talking about too

***** says:
but shhhhhhh !

***** says:
im going to hint at this so do not openly say what it is

***** says:
you do know it can RUIN things for both of us to even discuss such a thing

***** says:
so let's not actually discuss it (yes its that kind of thing)

***** says:
lol

***** says:
you can tell me to stop at any time

Keith says:
no, this is rather amusing

***** says:
and i will. and we will not go any further. so you won't snitch right?

***** says:
i will make this SO FUCKING abstract

***** says:
but you will immediately see where i'm going

***** says:
here are some gift ideas, tell me how much you would like to play with them

***** says:
(first promise you won't snitch and that this is confidential to max)

Keith says:
ok sure

***** says:
teddy bears. pink fuzzy teddy bears

***** says:
barbie doll

***** says:
oooh! ooh! its santa

***** says:
go sit on santa's lap

***** says:
tiny tiny little gloves

***** says:
apple juice

***** says:
play doh

***** says:
jigsaw puzzles of unicorns

***** says:
rocking horse

***** says:
pink television

***** says:
bedtime is early

***** says:
first day of school

***** says:
frilly tutu

***** says:
ballerina

***** says:
do you catch the drift in here? should i keep going outside the box

***** says:
or is the extremely IMPLIED..........thing, very clear in your mind

Keith says:
you wish you were an 8 year old girl?

***** says:
dude what the fuck did i say

***** says:
LOL

***** says:
no

***** says:
i want you to to put 2 + 2 together

Keith says:
four.

***** says:
i like how you are playing like you don't get it

***** says:
just answer yes or no to the questions i pose until i tell you not to

Keith says:
very well

***** says:
I want to play with the people who enjoy the things i listed

***** says:
play with them in all sorts of ways

***** says:
play with every part of them

***** says:
in all sorts of ways

***** says:
i like to look at such people

***** says:
because of...

***** says:
the fact that they are not as

***** says:
aged as me

Keith says:
so you want to BONE 8 year old girls

***** says:
LOL

***** says:
STOP SAYING THAT

***** says:
dont say anything explicit

***** says:
FUCK

***** says:
can we stay abstract?

***** says:
please

Keith says:
are you afraid the FBI will be on to you?

***** says:
you're the one talking about disgusting things (angel halo around my head)

***** says:
shhhhhhh

***** says:
fuck

***** says:
so I relate to that bear

***** says:
with his seal of approval

***** says:
i suspected that you did too a lil

***** says:
we could start with fully clothed examples

***** says:
then there is a program where you dont use the internet but a secret network

***** says:
its called freenet

***** says:
fully encrypted

***** says:
so nobody know who sends or receives what

***** says:
i am really really really really secretive and private about this

***** says:
i dont ever say anything explicilitly

***** says:
sometimes i am right sometimes not

Keith says:
nothing more secretive than approaching random people on the internet

***** says:
about my assumptions

***** says:
no i only rarely assume

***** says:
sometimes it pays off

***** says:
BIG TIME

***** says:
HEHEHEHEHE

***** says:
sometimes it does not

***** says:
but either way, the encounters are so rare and so abstract and so one off (i dont bother one who denies) that i just skirt around trouble

Keith says:
have you attempted to contact IGK?

***** says:
because i make sure i dont say anything solid and i play games

***** says:
he will assume troll

Keith says:
no no, I'm fairly sure he would find all this fascinating

***** says:
i would not like it if someone randomly contacted me unless i knew them a lil bit

***** says:
do you talk to him?

***** says:
is he...a confirmed

***** says:
or are you just guessing?

***** says:
because of all the rumors

Keith says:
let's call it... and educated guess

***** says:
so i guess you don't like these toys

***** says:
?

***** says:
at all? not even the slightly vintage ones?

Keith says:
only if they would fare a good price on antiques roadshow

***** says:
how old would an antique have to be in your opinion?

***** says:
like 15 years?

***** says:
heheh

Keith says:
more like, 85

Keith says:
if you catch my drift

***** says:
gerontophilia

Keith says:
what happened to being abstract?

***** says:
what happened to gerontophilia being legal

***** says:
it is

***** says:
it was a joke anyway

My guess is on dubam.

Definitely Bas.

Fuck that could be anyone

idk. Sushipunk likes ballerinas and tutus.

quote:

Originally posted by Frenchie idk. Sushipunk likes ballerinas and tutus.

But then who doesn't?

josh rising or jake benson.
possibly elFreak.

quote:

Originally posted by Frenchie idk. Sushipunk likes ballerinas and tutus.

And jigsaw puzzles of unicorns, too.

quote:

Originally posted by Frenchie My guess is on dubam.

what the fuck? why the hell would you think that.

i've sent pm's to like one ta i didn't know 'at all', that was sam. but thanks.

I had the exact same conversation with Bas on 8 different occasions.

quote:

Originally posted by DuBam what the fuck? why the hell would you think that. i've sent pm's to like one ta i didn't know 'at all', that was sam. but thanks.

Wow. retract those claws little kitty. It was a joke.

quote:

Originally posted by r5a possibly elFreak.

elFreak would never be that subtle.

quote:

Originally posted by Frenchie Wow. retract those claws little kitty. It was a joke.

oh, i get jokes. *withdraws claws*


edit: the reason i reacted so strongly was probably due to the fact that there are a lot of ta's i'd like to know better, but i'm so shy i'd never... go all the way. and it makes me sad at times (the fact that i cant approach people)

lol lonely emo.

random fact: i edited that post 6 times

I'll go all the way as long as I'm on top.



























...and you provide a schematic.

Aw. there there, you can talk to me. I don't bite*.




























*That's a lie because I bite..but not hard

I feel like I caught a mild case of teh ghey just reading this. Well, I suppose I should post in the "eat shit" thread that I'd take it in the ass THEN give the BJ.

quote:

Originally posted by Zoso I feel like I caught a mild case of teh ghey just reading this. Well, I suppose I should post in the "eat shit" thread that I'd take it in the ass THEN give the BJ.

Don't forget the eating shit part.

quote:

Originally posted by Project-K Don't forget the eating shit part.

Well, shit.

quote:

Originally posted by Frenchie Aw. there there, you can talk to me. I don't bite*. *That's a lie because I bite..but not hard

Oh that's definately ********.

Re: Guess who this is

quote:

Originally posted by Project-K ***** says: apple juice ***** says: play doh

ohhh
:couldnt decide which emoticon to use:

that convo was WTF-tastic... not so much LOL-tastic

It was me.



On a more serious note: How did he have a crush on you? By seeing the V�th picture?

BAS.

pretty sure that's arcadia...

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