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COR! Need some opinion. Good idea or bad idea?

Yes, it's me again with another outlandish scheme. I come up with these things all the time, but every now and then, I have one that strikes me as so spectacular that I must find out whether it's good or not.

Touch, Don't Touch or Hugs and Smooches

My idea is a new way of sensual, casual hookups. I want to host these events that are way different from anything I've ever seen before. I want to play deep, soothing music, serve drinks and all that, but here's the catch: everyone is free to GENTLY touch anyone else's body with their body. Meaning, you don't have to ask to dance or anything, it is all fair game. If you don't like this, don't come.

You can be sitting next to this TOTAL hottie, and you are fully within your rights to gently touch her anywhere you want to. Feel up her breasts, make little invisible circles around her belly button, caress her crotch and inner thighs. If she opens up to let you do this, you're in. If she squeezes tight, then fuck off.

So, if everyone is feeling up on each other and rubbing, then they can probably get a better idea of who's body chemistry they like without the BULLSHIT.

This is all sterile, and fully clothed. But you have to wear thin clothes for this occasion. Everyone does. Depending on the size of the venue, we could probably have some kind of underwear party going on with the touch rule.

This would be for confident, secure people. You cannot grab anyone or security will start touching you. In a bad way. They will touch you badly and you won't like it.

What do you think? It sounds so sexy without being completely tasteless. You get to feel and smell someone before you hook up so you know what you're working with. That makes so easy to *ahem* check out someone's package.

Would you go to clubs with a Touch rule for casual hooking up? It would add some fun and sensuality to it. Everyone has to let people inside their personal space in these clubs, so that makes it easier.

God, this would be so fucking awesome.

Is there a 'Sexual Assault Bear' meme?

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Originally posted by Ygrene Is there a 'Sexual Assault Bear' meme?

That doesn't exist here. We have rules and security. Nice try.

Do you require these people to pass an STD test first? Because the class aspect of it would quickly turn to "whorehouse" if you have nothing but disease riddled people in there.

Really? No sex allowed though. You can go wherever the fuck you want to do whatever you want, but not in my place.

Is that fine?

only problem is when those 'TOTAL hotties' see the first overweight sex offender & realize that it's not going to be like a Bacardi commercial.

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Originally posted by inconspicuous only problem is when those 'TOTAL hotties' see the first overweight sex offender & realize that it's not going to be like a Bacardi commercial.

But that's why we have BOUNCERS! Jesus. Fuck.

Do you honestly think this is something that anyone could just waltz right into? No.

Well, no.

Because if you're going there for a classy touch and snuggle session, and you're basing your decision to go to such place on the notion that this IS a safe & classy place to touch and feel and see what sparks and chemistry you have with certain people, then you hold the expectation that not just anyone gets let IN to such a fun filled place.

If you're only going to touch and feel and see your options, and then you go home with a certain someone from that place, and you're so horny from the touching already that you can barely contain yourself that when you get home all you think about is ripping their clothes off.

Problem with this situation is, if you're trying to make this a legitimate place, you have to hold it to certain standards. If a couple goes home and fucks til the sun comes up, only to find out the other has herpes, and now you, too, have the gift that keeps on giving, it'll be bad for business. Because those people will tell other people how your club lets in diseased riddled whores, and not classy, clean people who just want to get it on, who will tell other people, and then suddenly your doors never open again because there's no clientele.



It's something to think about.

so you want to open a strip club?

Would you have like a 99 cent wings special on Monday night or something? I might go to that.

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Originally posted by jonze so you want to open a strip club?

But with clothing!

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Originally posted by squirrelly Well, no. Because if you're going there for a classy touch and snuggle session, and you're basing your decision to go to such place on the notion that this IS a safe & classy place to touch and feel and see what sparks and chemistry you have with certain people, then you hold the expectation that not just anyone gets let IN to such a fun filled place. If you're only going to touch and feel and see your options, and then you go home with a certain someone from that place, and you're so horny from the touching already that you can barely contain yourself that when you get home all you think about is ripping their clothes off. Problem with this situation is, if you're trying to make this a legitimate place, you have to hold it to certain standards. If a couple goes home and fucks til the sun comes up, only to find out the other has herpes, and now you, too, have the gift that keeps on giving, it'll be bad for business. Because those people will tell other people how your club lets in diseased riddled whores, and not classy, clean people who just want to get it on, who will tell other people, and then suddenly your doors never open again because there's no clientele. It's something to think about.

I thought most people had herpes. You can't even test for herpes unless there is a sore (told me by STD clinic), so what's the point? We all have had herpes in some form, so I'm not concerned with that. It's your fault if you catch herpes, not mine.

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Originally posted by Ygrene But with clothing!

hah, i'm not psychic or anything but i can see a big failure in his future

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Originally posted by jonze so you want to open a strip club?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why is this so DIFFICULT to understand?!?!

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Originally posted by jonze hah, i'm not psychic or anything but i can see a big failure in his future

Thanks. I see that you misinterpreted this as a strip club earlier even though it clearly wasn't. Anyone would have noticed that this was not a strip club even after a cursory glance. The word strip is nowhere to be found in the original post.

Nevertheless, I guess we can all rely on an intelligent object like you for making predictions about future events. You are no psychic, of course. No one is a psychic, because those phenomena aren't real. So you're essentially the same thing as a psychic. But since all psychics are liars/frauds and can't do what they claim to be able to do, that makes you wrong and it makes your entire statement invalid and useless much like your posting and your life.

Get out of my thread.

But you can test for many other STDs. If a clean bill of health were required, through documentation, the business would have a better chance of succeeding. Even proper porn stars are required to get tested before each video shoot, to ensure the safety of everyone else involved in the video. Surely your club/lounge should be held to the same standards.

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Originally posted by squirrelly But you can test for many other STDs. If a clean bill of health were required, through documentation, the business would have a better chance of succeeding. Even proper porn stars are required to get tested before each video shoot, to ensure the safety of everyone else involved in the video. Surely your club/lounge should be held to the same standards.

I know that. When I said that you can't easily test for herpes, I wasn't implying that you can't easily test for many other STDs. The "But you can" in your post is not necessary. Remove it.

Honestly, I do not care what anyone catches. If the business dies, then so be it. I will just collect my money and set up shop elsewhere. I do not care for these cumbersome testings and regulations, I only care for making some money at the expense of anything, including the health of random strangers.

You give me too much credit in the compassion department.

Ok, fine, I concede. If you are looking to just have a total 'let's get together and bone' party. This would be pretty cool.

But not for me, if you are reading this, wife.

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Originally posted by Akridrot Thanks. I see that you misinterpreted this as a strip club earlier even though it clearly wasn't. Anyone would have noticed that this was not a strip club even after a cursory glance. The word strip is nowhere to be found in the original post. Nevertheless, I guess we can all rely on an intelligent object like you for making predictions about future events. You are no psychic, of course. No one is a psychic, because those phenomena aren't real. So you're essentially the same thing as a psychic. But since all psychics are liars/frauds and can't do what they claim to be able to do, that makes you wrong and it makes your entire statement invalid and useless much like your posting and your life. Get out of my thread.

do you have any blueprints or maybe a powerpoint presentation for investors?

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Originally posted by Ygrene Ok, fine, I concede. If you are looking to just have a total 'let's get together and bone' party. This would be pretty cool.

THANK YOU. It wouldn't have to be a commercial thing at all.

Hell, why the fuck do I even have to ask? Just get a bunch of swingers who like each other, and boom -- party.

will there be 13 year olds there?

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Originally posted by ChemEnhanced will there be 13 year olds there?

lol
i'm sure he'll have an underage section

inb4Fledz




it needs a Schematic.

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in theory it sounds great.

in the actual situation it would blow ass. its a disgrace to the whole 'chase' of things which is probably the best part and scene of trying to pick up a girl. no more need for you to have game or you not to be a retard. a thing like that would be filled with water heads and or really fucking materialistic boring as fuck girls.

not to mention whoever went to it would be pretty fucking lame imo.

carry on.

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