go to jail, go to directly to jail. do not keep your penis.

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Posted by pkcRAISTLIN on Nov-20-2008 04:56:

go to jail, go to directly to jail. do not keep your penis.

quote:

A FORMER prison inmate has been awarded $500,000 after his manhood was consumed by flesh-eating bacteria while he was behind bars.

Charlie Manning, 61, was serving a 13-month stretch at Stafford Creek prison in Washington state, US, for a boozy fight when he became sick, The Daily Telegraph reports.

The prison doctor wrongly diagnosed his symptoms as an allergic reaction to medication.

Turned out he had necrotising fasciitis - and the bacteria destroyed his penis and one testicle.

"It's been a nightmare," Manning said.

"I figured I should settle for what I could get because I just want it behind me. It's unreal. It's like something from Mars."

A prison spokesman admitted: "Not all medical judgments - whether performed in a prison or at a doctor's office - are infallible."

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,2757...102-401,00.html

talk about a life sentence!

Posted by XoxidE on Nov-20-2008 04:59:

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* Prison inmate gets flesh-eating bug
* Loses penis and one testicle
* Gains $500,000 and a new one

he got a new penis?

Posted by Jake Benson on Nov-20-2008 05:02:

Well at least it happened when he was 61 instead of 16.

Posted by sensorium on Nov-20-2008 05:36:

Re: go to jail, go to directly to jail. do not keep your penis.

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...because I just want it behind me

Posted by Arbiter on Nov-20-2008 05:50:

Smells like necrotising phallusciitis.

Posted by Yohan on Nov-20-2008 05:52:

eh. he's 61. his days of max usage of his wang is gone

Posted by LoveHate on Nov-20-2008 06:05:

eh hes 61 he wont be using that thing anymore

but no some philosophy type shieeet

is life worth living without your penis?

Posted by sensorium on Nov-20-2008 06:09:

quote:
Originally posted by LoveHate

is life worth living without your penis?

thats an excellent topic to discuss with the guy in the PDD!

Posted by pkcRAISTLIN on Nov-20-2008 06:43:

quote:
Originally posted by Arbiter
Smells like necrotising phallusciitis.

see, this is how you do puns people

Posted by BTG on Nov-20-2008 07:29:

i read charlie manson.

Posted by tubularbills on Nov-20-2008 11:14:

Re: Re: go to jail, go to directly to jail. do not keep your penis.

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Originally posted by sensorium

lol

Posted by Lira on Nov-20-2008 12:07:

quote:
Originally posted by LoveHate
is life worth living without your penis?

Eunuchs are all dead, aren't they?

Posted by bas on Nov-20-2008 19:17:

I watched Teeth last night, this thread is the last I want to hear about mangled penises for a while

Posted by Azz3D on Nov-20-2008 19:53:

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Originally posted by bas
I watched Teeth last night, this thread is the last I want to hear about mangled penises for a while

vaginas with teeth eh? hurts just thinking about it...

Posted by itsamemario on Nov-21-2008 02:46:

quote:
Originally posted by Lira
Eunuchs are all dead, aren't they?

well, they obviously never had any offspring

Posted by Lira on Nov-21-2008 02:51:

quote:
Originally posted by dj_alfi
well, they obviously never had any offspring

Even if they had had children, they'd be dead

Posted by Aleks_B on Nov-21-2008 04:08:

no tragedy there...

apparently the prison system is actually quite rampant with public health issues.

Posted by denys envy on Nov-21-2008 04:10:

half a mil for a dick?

seems a bit cheap for never being able to fuck another woman.

Posted by shaw on Nov-21-2008 05:05:

go to jail, go to directly to jail. do not keep your penis.

quote:
Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
go to jail, go to directly to jail. do not keep your penis.

Posted by stren on Nov-23-2008 09:10:

knob news

Posted by Sunsnail on Nov-23-2008 09:38:

Damn I'd hate to go to that penistentiary

Posted by Fledz on Nov-23-2008 12:54:

That sucks balls.