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Posted by geroin on Nov-20-2008 15:56:

Joke of the day

stolen from c0r

A kid goes up to his father and says, "Hey, Dad, know how old i am today?"

"No, how old?" his father replies.

"Im eleven!"

The little boys goes into the kitchen and says to his grandmother, "Hey, Grandma, know how old i am today?"

She says, "Come close..."

She unzips his jeans and reaches her thin, spotted arm down into his underwear.

She fondles his genitals for a few minutes and then she says, "You're eleven."

"How could you tell!?!?" he asks

"Well" she says, "I heard you tell your father"

Posted by English Rachel on Nov-20-2008 16:10:

BARF

I think that should have stayed in the CoR, Gera

Posted by petro on Nov-20-2008 16:10:

quote:
Originally posted by English Rachel
BARF

I think that should have stayed in the CoR, Gera

Posted by geroin on Nov-20-2008 16:29:

Posted by TranceGrooves on Nov-20-2008 17:17:

Q - what is the opposite of laughter?

A - Sex

How?

Laughter is "ha ha ha ha"

Sex is "ah ah ah ah"

Posted by chinamon on Nov-20-2008 17:52:

i dont know why gera likes to tell everyone about his 11th birthday...

Posted by Owen M on Nov-20-2008 19:03:

Re: Joke of the day

quote:
Originally posted by geroin

HA! woulda been better if it was his Grandfather.

Posted by chinamon on Nov-20-2008 19:10:

Re: Re: Joke of the day

quote:
Originally posted by Owen M
HA! woulda been better if it was his Grandfather.

he used grandmother because he didnt want to get you excited.

Posted by devnull on Nov-20-2008 19:18:

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quote:
Originally posted by Owen M
HA! woulda been better if it was his Grandfather.

Posted by jackd42o on Nov-20-2008 20:20:

www.instantrimshot.com

Posted by FunkyCrew on Nov-20-2008 21:15:

quote:
Originally posted by English Rachel
BARF

I think that should have stayed in the CoR, Gera

Posted by kotsy on Nov-20-2008 21:22:

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quote:
Originally posted by devnull

hahah.. I love that dirty old man

Posted by geroin on Nov-21-2008 00:44:

quote:
Originally posted by chinamon
i dont know why gera likes to tell everyone about his 11th birthday...

when's your birthday so i can guess it?

Posted by MusicMatters on Nov-21-2008 01:28:

Posted by zoogla on Nov-21-2008 04:41:

quote:
Originally posted by geroin
when's your birthday so i can guess it?

don't bother, it'll always seem like he's 3