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Relationship tips
Seeing how there's a few people on here who have new gfs or bfs i thought the 'experienced' people could give a few tips on how to run a successful relationship.
I for instance, only argue with my girlfriend when she's on her rag, because i already know i'm not getting laid anyways.
Ask Krypton.
It's not rocket science, ffs.
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| Originally posted by nchs09 Ask Krypton. |
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| Originally posted by jennypie It's not rocket science, ffs. |
Don't date a 34 year old.
Don't date a tranny.
Don't tell people on the internet you're having a threesome.
Don't be Krypton.
Don't smell.
ok um i have a question
how do i get my girlfriend to have a threesome with me her and her hot older sister?
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| Originally posted by ownymcown ok um i have a question how do i get my girlfriend to have a threesome with me her and her hot older sister? |
women are difficult when they are on their periods. avoid that. you are good to go.
o and women like it when u have lots of sex with them... so try masturbating be4 you see them.
Tips are for waiters
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| Originally posted by Alex Don't tell people on the internet you're having a threesome. |
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| Originally posted by ownymcown ok um i have a question how do i get my girlfriend to have a threesome with me her and her hot older sister? |
This ended up not being a big a deal as I thought it might, but if you are planning on having your childhood friend, Alex, fly in to spend a few nights at your house for a mini-reunion, it's best to tell your lady that Alex can also a girl's name, and this Alex is a girl, and she has tits.
More good tips:
-Bipolar girls have poor fashion, so unless you are OK with going out to see Qauntum of Solace (or any big movie on opening night) with a date wearing a Ponies-R-Awesome shirt, best to keep the craigslist searching to "tag:normal".
-Girls who play MMORPGs are more likely to understand (or pretend to be fascinated) with your rants on the magic and/or wizardy of string theory. If you enjoy babbling mindlessly, get with a level 40+ night elf.
-Driving around in a manual transmission is nauseating and annoying to chicks. Keep the aggressive shifting to a minumum. In fact, keep it in 1st gear all the time so she doesn't spill her Apple Cider all over your Pep Boys HOT SHIT floormats.
when you're with someone that feels right; you don't need to worry about "relationship tips"....it just all happens and you both grow and become better people because of your overall interaction in each others lives.
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| Originally posted by tubularbills when you're with someone that feels right; you don't need to worry about "relationship tips"....it just all happens and you both grow and become better people because of your overall interaction in each others lives. |
aids and lack of a hs degree are always problematic...
Want some tips ?
-When your partner is shouting through a door or wall then just ignore it , otherwise you will always be forever shouting back !
-Pee sitting down this avoids the complications of being told off about leaving the toilet seat up and also avoids piss on the seat + get some reading material next to the bog its gr8 fun.
-If you have a un-tidy GF / Wife just hide all of her stuff so she cant find it, this will really piss her off and next time she might not leave it on the floor !
-Leave the pr0n channel on so in the morning she knows you been watching it, this will give her hints that your after it !
-Dont mention anything to do with PMS , Rag etc..the least you know the better !
-Feel her arse in public , make other guys jealous !
-Tell her you are not going to be spending on presents / gifts this year as you would rather go on holiday together ! a great way of avoiding hours of shopping for usless gift's.
-Leave her love messages around the house i.e the shower or a post it note on the fridge girls love suprises 
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I have plenty more if you want them...
Put Christmas lights all over your bedroom.
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| Originally posted by SuspicionVandit -Driving around in a manual transmission is nauseating and annoying to chicks. |
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| Originally posted by elFreak Put black lights all over your bedroom. |
Oh yeah, also coconut papaya mango butt lotion.
Sacrificing Goats to the love god on your anniversaries are key.
It's a bonding experience also.
Re: Relationship tips
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| Originally posted by BTG I for instance, only argue with my girlfriend when she's on her rag, because i already know i'm not getting laid anyways. |
my girl is always on fire when shes on her rag
not my favorite time to do it... but hey, if the shoe fits 
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