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Ridiculous/funny things you or other people say....

...when fucked up.

I had my wisdom teeth removed yesterday, and the doc says to my BF:

"Theresa should not be driving at all today".

I interrupt in a whiny voice, "WHYYYYYYYY NOOOOOT??!"

LOL!

They both cracked up laughing and the doctor says "Because you will kill people, and besides, you will be lucky if you can even walk".

I find it funny when british people say the word " innit " after everything.......which actually means " Is it not? " in a slang sorta way.

I overheard a converstation at a friends' house and belted out, "Did I just hear out of the corner of my ear that...".

This clearly led to jokes about smelling out of the corner of your nose and the like.

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Originally posted by UmmiE I find it funny when british people say the word " innit " after everything.......which actually means " Is it not? " in a slang sorta way.

that's limited to people from london & white people who think they're black, innit.


You guys have one. Oh Canada, Eh.

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Originally posted by Ian You guys have one. Oh Canada, Eh.

I know eh.

Friend: Lira, why the hell are you wearing this mask?
Me: Hi, I'm Lira. Although I'm in disguise, I want you to know that. I'm Lira, but I'm in disguise.

"Thank god nobody saw that"

Uttered by me after I walked into a chimney in front of maybe 15-20 people. Hilarious.

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Originally posted by bas "Thank god nobody saw that" Uttered by me after I walked into a chimney in front of maybe 15-20 people. Hilarious.

LMAO. How the hell did you walk into a chimney? Were you on rooftops?

speaking of a car accident..."the two of them just connected like two lesbians finding out that they both had a father-rape story in common."

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Originally posted by Theresa LMAO. How the hell did you walk into a chimney? Were you on rooftops?

Yeah. Everyone was on the roof of my friend's house drinking/watching the sunrise and I thought some people were going to go inside, so I got up to start walking and walked RIGHT into the chimney.

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Originally posted by bas Yeah. Everyone was on the roof of my friend's house drinking/watching the sunrise and I thought some people were going to go inside, so I got up to start walking and walked RIGHT into the chimney.

LOL nice!

I remember once being so fucked up that I was wandering around a house party with my cell phone, anxiously looking at it, and someone asked "are you waiting for someone to call?" and I replied "Yes... I am waiting for my cat to call me."

Yea, I have no idea what was going on in my head. I didn't even have a cat.

Hahaha!

Theresa your threads are terrible and your little stories are even worse.

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Originally posted by Theresa LOL nice! I remember once being so fucked up that I was wandering around a house party with my cell phone, anxiously looking at it, and someone asked "are you waiting for someone to call?" and I replied "Yes... I am waiting for my cat to call me." Yea, I have no idea what was going on in my head. I didn't even have a cat. Hahaha!

Haha reminds me of one episode when I was totally shitterd and dialed a number and asked if I could speak to Selma... (I am Selma)
And one other time my friend called and asked what I was up to and I replied ''I'm drinking Russian friends with Vodka''

Ahh good times. =)

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Originally posted by UmmiE I find it funny when british people say the word " innit " after everything.......which actually means " Is it not? " in a slang sorta way.

2:10 for relevance; don't watch if you're not down with the whole British humor thing...

Was rolling sitting on the floor with a couch behind my back. I tell this girl who was sitting a few feet away, "You, here," pointing to my right side. This seemed to make everyone ROFL.

EDIT: She became my girlfriend the next morning.

"my boyfriend and i are in an interracial relationship even though we are both white"

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Originally posted by l�cid "my boyfriend and i are in an interracial relationship even though we are both white"

LMFAO Nicely remembered.

most of the things my friends and i find funny are things previously said and inside jokes / non sequiturs that aren't that funny out of context.

examples:
my friend was drunk and bought a hotdog from a vendor. it fell out of the bun and he looked at it on the ground and said "...shaved hotdog"

we were smoking and trying to remember what THC stood for and we concluded "Thomas Cannibinol"

one of my friends was eating cherries and a pit fell out of his mouth. he said in a fake russian accent "i drop dee seed"

shit like that.

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Originally posted by UWM Theresa your threads are terrible and your little stories are even worse.

This.

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Originally posted by UmmiE I find it funny when british people say the word " innit " after everything.......which actually means " Is it not? " in a slang sorta way.

innit



Sittin in ibiza on balcony to neighbours "after i take this pill I am either going to be ok or I am going to die"

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Originally posted by l�cid "my boyfriend and i are in an interracial relationship even though we are both white"

Incidentally, that's kinda how I feel about my relationship

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Originally posted by kadomony most of the things my friends and i find funny are things previously said and inside jokes / non sequiturs that aren't that funny out of context.

Inside jokes are important to most groups, as far as I know. It's the kind of shared information that makes them what they are.

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Originally posted by Lira Incidentally, that's kinda how I feel about my relationship

your boyfriend is white too?

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Originally posted by l�cid your boyfriend is white too?

He's so white he looks like a Japanese schoolgirl. And can't dance

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