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Posted by Project-K on Nov-29-2008 03:15:

No dying allowed.

An hillarious and seemingly random article

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/programm...ent/7501691.stm

random quotes from the article;

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The town's small graveyard stopped accepting newcomers 70 years ago, after it was discovered that the bodies were failing to decompose.

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(on polar bears...)
Trips outside the kindergarten's walls carry a more immediate danger for the children and, for this reason, the teacher carries a gun.

Posted by Lira on Nov-29-2008 03:28:

Not as rare as you'd think

It was illegal to die in a small Brazilian town a while ago and, if you violated the law, you could even be sent to jail. Hah!

Posted by Adam420 on Nov-29-2008 03:35:

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But if you see it snap its teeth with a smacking sound, it is readying for a kill. At which point, I suppose, you could try reminding the bear that it is forbidden to die in Longyearbyen and hope it shows respect for local law.

lol

Posted by yujie__ on Nov-29-2008 04:13:

What will the undead do?

Posted by Sunsnail on Nov-29-2008 04:19:

The town has no hooligans. They all tried to act tough and break laws.

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Nov-29-2008 04:41:

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Longyearbyen is in the land of the polar bear, an animal which causes real dread among its residents

...

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The children's heavy clothes can leave them with mobility problems

Hilarity ensues.

Posted by Project-K on Nov-29-2008 04:42:

Coming up on FOX; Fast animals... slow children.

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Nov-29-2008 04:44:

Ha-ha, you should write for Family Guy or something!

Posted by Project-K on Nov-29-2008 04:46: