FAO: Chicks in Aisle 3 [next to the salad dressing and the mayo]

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Posted by tubularbills on Dec-03-2008 22:43:

FAO: Chicks in Aisle 3 [next to the salad dressing and the mayo]

PICK HER UP IN AISLE 3:

these emails i get from Men's Health crack me up sometimes. but i read this one, and i could have sworn that either slylee or jenny had mentioned something about being hit on in the supermarket...lol

quote:

There's a reason they created fancy grocery stores like Whole Foods: to bring together good-looking people of the opposite sex in a cozy, appetite-stimulating environment. So if you're not picking up women along with your fruits and veggies, you're missing out on a prime opportunity to snag a girlfriend (or just a booty-call) by Christmas. Some things to keep in mind:

Best time to try: Thursday or Friday between 7 and 9 p.m.�when taken chicks are usually out with their boyfriends.

Who to look for: A babe who's still dressed up in her work clothes, and therefore feeling more confident and flirty than she would in sweats.

What to say: Ask for her help�women can't resist a man in supermarket distress. You heard spaghetti squash was a good sub for pasta�does she know what it looks like? Which hot chocolate do kids like best? (Because, you know, you like to keep some around for your nephew.)

How to get her number: Don't. Instead, give her your card and say something adorably self-effacing, such as, "Hey, if you ever feel like doing some charity work and helping a guy learn how to cook, give me a call."

Advanced move: If you live in a relatively small city or town, chat her up the first time you see her, but wait until you bump into her again to give her your number. Of course, that means staking out the store. But, hey, that's why they added chairs and tables near the coffee bar.

xo,
Nicole Beland
The Men's Health Girl Next Door

a few questions:

fellas: would you go up to her and be like, "check out my cucumber?"
gay-fellas: would this work in the meat section?

ladies: is this shit for real?
lilith-ladies: where do you pick up chicks in the grocery store?

Posted by Silky Johnson on Dec-03-2008 22:45:

Wasn't me. I don't put out the "please hit on me" vibe.

Posted by idoru on Dec-03-2008 22:45:

Aisle.

Posted by Silky Johnson on Dec-03-2008 22:46:

I'll

Posted by idoru on Dec-03-2008 22:47:

Ohio'll

Posted by Renzo on Dec-03-2008 22:47:

Ile.

Posted by Silky Johnson on Dec-03-2008 22:49:

Eye all.

Posted by airwalker1 on Dec-03-2008 22:50:

quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
Wasn't me. I don't put out the "please hit on me" vibe.
why arn't i surprised

Posted by elFreak on Dec-03-2008 22:50:

they are easier to pick up near the mayo because they are fat whores.

eye'll

Posted by idoru on Dec-03-2008 22:50:

Trial.

Posted by elFreak on Dec-03-2008 22:51:

vile

Posted by tubularbills on Dec-03-2008 22:51:

quote:
Originally posted by idoru
Aisle.

lol, shit. i knew something didn't look right. thanks.

Posted by Renzo on Dec-03-2008 22:51:

Zaggazial.

Posted by elFreak on Dec-03-2008 22:52:

raggamile

Posted by Silky Johnson on Dec-03-2008 22:53:

Doggystyle

Posted by elFreak on Dec-03-2008 22:54:

stomach bile.

Posted by idoru on Dec-03-2008 22:54:

Facsimile

Posted by Silky Johnson on Dec-03-2008 22:56:

In denial.

Posted by Renzo on Dec-03-2008 22:57:

In the Nile.

Posted by Omega_Blue on Dec-03-2008 22:58:

pedophile

Posted by idoru on Dec-03-2008 22:58:

Run a mile.

Posted by pkcRAISTLIN on Dec-03-2008 22:59:

A friend of mine had a crazy guy stare at her whilst he was pretending to ejaculate some yoghurt from its container onto the floor of the supermarket.

Classy.

Posted by Omega_Blue on Dec-03-2008 22:59:

don't you tell me to smile
you stick around i'll make it worth your while
got numbers beyond what you can dial
maybe it's cause i'm so versatile

Posted by Silky Johnson on Dec-03-2008 22:59:

In all seriousness, if any guy ever said any of the gay shit that article suggests, I would do everything within my power to emasculate him.

Posted by Omega_Blue on Dec-03-2008 23:00:

quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
In all seriousness, if any guy ever said any of the gay shit that article suggests, I would do everything within my power to emasculate him.

would you consider yourself like most typical females though? personally i'd feel flattered, unless the girl was a beast

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