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Posted by Jake Benson on Dec-05-2008 06:42:

Post messages of ESL people hitting on you online

They must be real. No fakes. Here's one I got tonight from a guy in Iraq (lol)

"well
i am hounest gay man seek a right partner
i am not just after sex
i think you look nice ,and that is make me want to know you better
well
if that was not ok with you or you dont like me ,,; just tell me that and i will not bather you any more evre
it will not break my heart
anyway"



Posted by nchs09 on Dec-05-2008 06:47:

what?


Posted by Renzo on Dec-05-2008 06:51:

So he's a fag and he's Mexican. Bad combination.


Posted by Jake Benson on Dec-05-2008 06:57:

quote:
Originally posted by Renzo
So he's a fag and he's Mexican. Bad combination.


No he's Iraqi. But apparently he types Mexican.


Posted by Renzo on Dec-05-2008 07:03:

Write him back:

"Iraqian, eh? Well, I think you're the bomb lolololololol"


Posted by MarkT on Dec-05-2008 07:08:

this thread begs the question of where you're hanging out online that you receive hookup messages from gay Iraqis.



Posted by Zild on Dec-05-2008 07:16:

quote:
Originally posted by Jake Benson
No he's Iraqi. But apparently he types Mexican.


assholes i type mexican


Posted by Jake Benson on Dec-05-2008 07:16:

quote:
Originally posted by MarkT
this thread begs the question of where you're hanging out online that you receive hookup messages from gay Iraqis.




The super gay Iraqi super chat site duh.


Posted by pkcRAISTLIN on Dec-05-2008 07:20:

it must suck to be gay in the mid east.


Posted by Krypton on Dec-05-2008 07:34:

Hasn't been executed yet? Must of fell through the cracks..


Posted by pkcRAISTLIN on Dec-05-2008 07:35:

must HAVE


Posted by Krypton on Dec-05-2008 07:41:

quote:
Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
must HAVE


English was never my best subject.


Posted by boris_the_bear on Dec-05-2008 13:21:

is was a TARP. an Iraq version of "To catch a predator" aimed at seeking and extermination homosexuals in Iraq


Posted by colonelcrisp on Dec-05-2008 14:05:


Posted by boris_the_bear on Dec-05-2008 14:43:

thats just silly. IT'S A TRAP is no fun at all...

TARP TARP!!!!


Posted by Jake Benson on Dec-06-2008 10:30:

quote:
Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
it must suck to be gay in the mid east.


Sure does! I asked him what it's like to be gay in Iraq. Here's his response (and the his English is so terrible he must've translated through a shitty online translation site):

"about how it look like beening in Iraq
well
yse Iraq is islamic country with Arabic people
but the rules here are not very islamic like Iran or K.S.A
and the rulares men are bad
so normaly gay men have no probmels with the goverment
but the people here very heat gay men , they consider them freeges or wores than an alien or virus
they thought that gay men had choic to be gay by themselves or just gete ruin
so it is very bad if you get a reputation of gay

in islanic religion ; it is very forbidedin to have sex with same sexes
and it's punishment is killed by the worst way of killing

so ; there are no one know that i am gay"

This thread just turned depressing. My bad.


Posted by josh rising on Dec-06-2008 18:42:

hi jake!


Posted by l�cid on Dec-06-2008 19:09:

reminds me of this thread...

http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/...=0&pagenumber=1

for the record, it didn't work out between us. there is a hole in my heart that only DJ Mars can fill. *sigh*


Posted by pkcRAISTLIN on Dec-07-2008 01:38:

quote:
Originally posted by Jake Benson
Sure does! I asked him what it's like to be gay in Iraq. Here's his response (and the his English is so terrible he must've translated through a shitty online translation site):

"about how it look like beening in Iraq
well
yse Iraq is islamic country with Arabic people
but the rules here are not very islamic like Iran or K.S.A
and the rulares men are bad
so normaly gay men have no probmels with the goverment
but the people here very heat gay men , they consider them freeges or wores than an alien or virus
they thought that gay men had choic to be gay by themselves or just gete ruin
so it is very bad if you get a reputation of gay

in islanic religion ; it is very forbidedin to have sex with same sexes
and it's punishment is killed by the worst way of killing

so ; there are no one know that i am gay"

This thread just turned depressing. My bad.




maybe we should bomb them...oh wait.


Posted by Jake Benson on Dec-07-2008 06:29:

quote:
Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN


maybe we should bomb them...oh wait.


el oh el i know right? Worst war ever. And "liberate the Iraqis" my ass. They'll go back to a woman beating, fag bashing country once the United States leaves.

HI JOSH!


Posted by Cloudburst on Dec-07-2008 16:20:

What's "ESL people"?


Posted by Leif on Dec-07-2008 17:31:

Hahaha, the amount of insane engrish messages I get from strangers on Mixi (Japanese Facebook)...


>hi! my name is riran.im study english now.and i want make a many friend! so nice to meet u! are u stay tokyo now? so enjoy?


>By the way、you had a good time in Amsteldom♪
I wish i could go abroad...but i only speak poor English(T_T)
So i want you to teach English〃(゚∀゚


>I goes to school on today. There is no class. However, to be going to put in a report.
Its very hot today. Because the typhoon influences it.

I doesn't date it.
I dont have the boyfriend.
Its the sadder that there is no boyfriend than busy.


Posted by Rose on Dec-07-2008 17:38:

Me:
January 12 at 4:54am
Hey who's this?

Neggy:
January 12 at 5:51pm
neggy

Me:
January 13 at 12:34am
Yes I know that, but do I know you? How did you find me? Have we ever met?

Neggy:
January 13 at 11:13am
nop,am a new member here and when i was going through the lovely people on this network's profile i came across ya and wants to be ya friend.

You really look lovely any way
neggy

Me:
January 13 at 12:25pm
Oh I see....thanks I guess.

Neggy:
January 14 at 1:19pm
can we chat ourselves



I blocked him after that.


Posted by Ian on Dec-07-2008 18:10:

Echo says:
Hi Ianner


Posted by Jake Benson on Dec-07-2008 22:37:

quote:
Originally posted by Cloudburst
What's "ESL people"?


Engrish as a Second Language


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