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Advice On How To Get Laid.........

Don't know if this has been asked yet, But i just turned 16 and think im ready to have sex. I do have a girlfriend but i don't think shes ready for sex. Any tips or strageries will be appreciated.

Thanks in advance......

Take her to dinner
Get her drunk
See what happens.

Cheers.

(or just tell her you love her ... she might fall for that)

heres waht you do

1.steal 10000 dollars from your parents
2. go to LA
3.get a ho
4.get aids
5.die

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Originally posted by lMIlk heres waht you do 1.steal 10000 dollars from your parents 2. go to LA 3.get a ho 4.get aids 5.die

should change the title on "how to get laid WITHOUT paying"

i'm sorry heres how:

1. steal your parents gun
2. go to your local high school or middle school ( if you like them young )
3. put a gun to a little girls head
4.enjoy

here is a tip. dont force her into sex if she's not ready.

>JM<

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Originally posted by Juricimo here is a tip. dont force her into sex if she's not ready. >JM<

yea isn't that a turn on they think you're sensitive huh

sorry i don't have other experience besides what i posted

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Originally posted by lMIlk yea isn't that a turn on they think you're sensitive huh

it has nothing to do with being sensitive. just respectful.

>JM<

i think its time to finally blow up that doll u've been hiding in the closet

heheh just kidding, getting laid is the goal of millions of ppl. all over the world including myself...if there was a surefire technique to getting laid, the person who'd sell it would be a billionaire

we need sum players in here to teach us

lol, my first time I told my girl she couldnt kiss me until I got a surprise....goodbye virginity, hello condoms and birth control pills.

Advice from a Lovely lady

when its meant to happen, it will. Theres no point in "trying" to get laid, its not like sex will change you or anything. and like Juricimo, be respectful of your girlie, it will pay off in the long run. - Lovely

tip 1: go to a party, (where there is drinking) and don't get drunk, but talk to the drunk chicks
tip 2: drop the love bomb, that usually works
tip 3: find out which girl is obsessed with you, (this is also how I lost my V) be careful though these can turn into the dreaded cling on that will never leave you alone (see this:http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/...&threadid=47789)
tip 4: talk to the shy chick in school. (they are shy for a reason, they have something to hide )

or just get really drunk and hit on everyone possible till you sleep with someone (this seems to be the best method for really ugly people, j/k)

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Originally posted by lMIlk i'm sorry heres how: 1. steal your parents gun 2. go to your local high school or middle school ( if you like them young ) 3. put a gun to a little girls head 4.enjoy

LoL

I am 16 also and just recently "Engaged" (got a gurlfriend)
I'm looking @ a good year b 4 gettin sex.

My advice is to work on her thats all but if u've been with her 4 more that a year and she still isn't ready take |MI|k's advice and

1. steal your parents gun
2. go to your local high school or middle school ( if you like them young )
3. put a gun to a little girls head
4.enjoy

A lot of girls are onto the I love you thing. Drunk is the best. The way to make the girls keep drinking is to look at them with big eyes, tilt your head to the side a little, raise your eyebrows and ask in a little voice "for me? just a little bit?" I got this chick to down a couple too many with this method and we were walkin arm and arm down the hall in no time muah muah muah

*note* we didnt have sex. Although im sure we could have. Im too much of a gentleman to do this kind of thing. I just like getting girls drunk, im sadistic or something /shrug

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Originally posted by lMIlk heres waht you do 1.steal 10000 dollars from your parents 2. go to LA 3.get a ho 4.get aids 5.die

haha...good one....but if you don't wanna die.....bag it with about 5 condoms......

Nah.......invite a girl that you liek over to ur house and do stuff.....then stuff eventally leads to other *cough* stuff.....

Re: Advice from a Lovely lady

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Originally posted by Lovely be respectful of your girlie, it will pay off in the long run. - Lovely

Lovely you are so smart! I try my best...

bend her over and stick it~!
hahaha ya heard...

but on the real tip, u gotta find a way to break the "touching" barrier with her, like how to get your hand up her shirt...start with her lower back holding her then play by tickling her sides...usually she'll pull closer to you and then its all in the kiss!
hope it works

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Originally posted by Orbax I just like getting girls drunk, im sadistic or something /shrug

Sweet.

I'm waiting until, I'm married

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Originally posted by Orbax A lot of girls are onto the I love you thing. Drunk is the best. The way to make the girls keep drinking is to look at them with big eyes, tilt your head to the side a little, raise your eyebrows and ask in a little voice "for me? just a little bit?" I got this chick to down a couple too many with this method and we were walkin arm and arm down the hall in no time muah muah muah *note* we didnt have sex. Although im sure we could have. Im too much of a gentleman to do this kind of thing. I just like getting girls drunk, im sadistic or something /shrug

that's sick.

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but on the real tip, u gotta find a way to break the "touching" barrier with her, like how to get your hand up her shirt...start with her lower back holding her then play by tickling her sides...usually she'll pull closer to you and then its all in the kiss! hope it works

good advice. then you'll know if she wants to or not.

I can't believe how many of you are willing to take advantage of a girl. You think getting us drunk and using our vulnerability to get laid is fun?! What the fuck is wrong with you? Whatever happened to a meaningful relationship and sex that is based on love?

Here's a wake-up call to all you guys out there:
HAVE SOME RESPECT!!
The world isn't full of drunken whores with no dignity.
Why would you want to ruin a girl's life?
To males "getting laid" is some kind of accomplishment, but to females IT MEANS ALOT MORE.

If you want to have sex with your girl, treat her right. Don't tell her you love her unless you mean it.
Once you love and respect each other, talk about going further. If she doesn't want to talk about it, she's not ready. If she's ready, well...you all have imaginations.

Well I hope you guys know its considered rape if the girl is drunk and you are not and you have sex.

I would like to have sex as well but I'm not willing to go to those lengths. Also, don't be out just for sex...thats just stupid. I've seen people do stupid things when they're just out for sex...usually someone gets hurt.

//Milks words

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i'm sorry heres how: 1. steal your parents gun 2. go to your local high school or middle school ( if you like them young ) 3. put a gun to a little girls head 4.enjoy

//Juricimo Responded with

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here is a tip. dont force her into sex if she's not ready. >JM<

//Milks Response to JM

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quote: quote: Originally posted by Juricimo here is a tip. dont force her into sex if she's not ready. >JM< yea isn't that a turn on they think you're sensitive huh sorry i don't have other experience besides what i posted

your one sick sick fuckhead lmilk, I thought you were cool, untill you thought it was cool/funny to rape people

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Originally posted by inatrance //Milks words //Juricimo Responded with //Milks Response to JM yea isn't that a turn on they think you're sensitive huh sorry i don't have other experience besides what i posted

your one sick sick fuckhead lmilk, I thought you were cool, untill you thought it was cool/funny to rape people [/QUOTE]

ha-haa i didn't think he was talking to me the first time but thinking raping is funny, no. I made the thing sound so stupid i don't know how you got the idea it was funny, whatever.

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