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Jean Claude Van Damme: The Movie

I've just seen JCVD: The Movie. Fucking funny. I haven't been a fan of his for a long time, but this movie is wicket. Even the chick friend I had with me thought it was great. It was soo good that I had to come on this site an promote it...sorry. Unbelievably, it's only playing at a few theatres, but is well worth the trouble to see. It has this really trippy monologue right in the middle. Go see this movie...now. If you don't like this movie, it's cause you're a dick.

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gay (bro)?

N for your life!!

Cricket is a strange game.

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Originally posted by RJT Cricket is a strange game.

He said the movie was wicket I assumed he was talking about cricket?

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Originally posted by Sushipunk He said the movie was wicket I assumed he was talking about cricket?

I assumed he was talking about Ewoks.

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Originally posted by RJT I assumed he was talking about Ewoks.

he looks so tasty

oh wait. ewoks aren't dogs

I hear Ewok is very gamy.

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Originally posted by RJT I hear Ewok is very gamy.

Not necessarily. The quality of the Ewok dining experience hangs greatly on the preparation.

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Originally posted by Sushipunk Not necessarily. The quality of the Ewok dining experience hangs greatly on the preparation.

I at least imagine it's the kind of meat that lends itself to a slow cook, or some other method adequate at breaking down all that connective tissue.

Muscly little fellas, those Ewoks.

They look like butt-sniffers.

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Originally posted by jennypie They look like butt-sniffers.

Takes one to know one.

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Originally posted by RJT I at least imagine it's the kind of meat that lends itself to a slow cook, or some other method adequate at breaking down all that connective tissue. Muscly little fellas, those Ewoks.

Quite right sir, quite right. You'd be wanting at least a 6 hour slow cook, preferably 8-9 hours, if time permits it.

I think I prefer mine Tandoori style slow cooked by the heat from Jenny's flaming asshole.

It gives it a rich, smoky, mesquite flavor with an Eastern flair.

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Originally posted by RJT I think I prefer mine Tandoori style slow cooked by the heat from Jenny's flaming asshole. It gives it a rich, smoky, mesquite flavor with an Eastern flair.

Sounds quite amazing. Have you ever considered becoming a chef, Rob?

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Originally posted by Sushipunk Sounds quite amazing. Have you ever considered becoming a chef, Rob?

Only every single night in my dreams since I was five!

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Seriously though, I cook a lot. I made a baller dinner for the family this evening.

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Originally posted by RJT Only every single night in my dreams since I was five! ... Seriously though, I cook a lot. I made a baller dinner for the family this evening.

Also cooked from the heat from Jenny's flaming asshole?

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Originally posted by Sushipunk Also cooked from the heat from Jenny's flaming asshole?

Nah, but I do buy her canned farts and use them to fuel my stove and furnace.

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Originally posted by RJT Nah, but I do buy her canned farts and use them to fuel my stove and furnace.

Those are so hard to get over here

Tariffs and all, eh?

That's a shame.

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Originally posted by RJT Tariffs and all, eh? That's a shame.

It really is a shame, you know. I think it's ridiculous that the government imposes this kind of nonsense, saying that 'It's just a canned fart' and 'buy Australian' Filthy whores.

Well that's what you get when you have a country that's bred entirely of thieves, rapists, and pirates.

Honestly, I can't believe they gave the Olympics to you people.

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