The Most Offensive World Records!!

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Posted by Gucio on Jun-07-2002 04:34:

The Most Offensive World Records!!

MOST SEMEN SWALLOWED
Michelle Monahan had 1.7 pints of semen pumped out
of her stomach in Los Angeles in July 1991.

LONGEST PUBES
Maoni Vi of Cape Town has hair measuring 32 inches
from the armpits and 28 inches from her vagina.

MOST CAVERNOUS CROTCH
Linda Manning of Los Angeles could, without
preparation, completely insert a lubricated American football
into her vagina.

ZITS
In July 1987, Carl Chadwick of Rugby, England,
squeezed a zit and projected a detectable
amount of yellow pus distance of 7ft 1 inch.

WORST DRINK
The most horrible drink to be considered a beverage
and safely drunk is Khoona. It is drunk by Afghani tribesmen
on their wedding night and consists of a small amount of still-warm
very recently attained bull semen. It is believed to be a potent
aphrodisiac.

MOST OFFENSIVE COCKTAIL
This is available from a few select bars in New York.
It contains tomato juice, a double shot of vodka, a spoonful
of French mustard and a dash of lime. It is not mixed,
but served with a tampon(unused)instead of a cocktail
umbrella and is known as a '**** Pump'.

GREATEST DISTANCE ATTAINED FOR A JET OF SEMEN
Horst Schultz achieved 18 ft 9 in with a 'substantial'
amount of seminal fluid. He also holds the records for the
greatest height (12 ft 4in) and the greatest speed of
ejaculation, or muzzle velocity, with 42.7mph.

LONGEST TURD
The longest dump ever verified was produced by an American
who,produced a 'staggering turd' over a period of 2 hr 12
mins which was officially measured at 12 ft 2in. The offender is
banned from 134 washrooms in his state.

MOST PROLONGED FART
Bernard Clemmens of London managed to sustain a fart
for an officially recorded time of 2 mins 42 seconds

Posted by Drifter on Jun-07-2002 05:50:

longest turd wtf

Posted by inatrance on Jun-07-2002 13:20:

wow these are fucking gross!

Posted by Nightmonger on Jun-07-2002 17:35:

Hey, those are some REALLY interesting infos!

Posted by Stanza on Jun-07-2002 17:38:

I'm surprised they didn't mention Johnny Holmes
hahaha

Posted by BTG on Jun-07-2002 17:48:

quote:
Originally posted by Stanza
I'm surprised they didn't mention Johnny Holmes
hahaha

who?

Posted by dj ZevZ on Jun-07-2002 22:37:

Dude with all those facts you must be tha bomb with tha ladies....

Damn funny indeed

Posted by SgtFoo on Jun-07-2002 22:46:

Funny enough.... it's a question of wether or not they'll get good famous or bad famous, gain or lose freinds, etc.
I also want to mention the following:
EEP!
EEWW!
GAG!
WTF?!

Posted by Trancer85 on Jun-07-2002 23:25:

Nasty shit but interesting in some ways.
is there a site for where u get these? i want 2 check it out

Posted by bluE_Neon on Jun-08-2002 01:18:

weird shit lol

Posted by KilldaDJ on Jun-09-2002 00:23:

mingin, a really long shit...

Posted by Stanza on Jun-09-2002 01:58:

quote:
Originally posted by BTG

who?

For those ppl who don't already know, Johnny Holmes is some US porn star who's got the longest 'you know what'.