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Posted by OrZonE on Jun-07-2002 22:09:

Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes

Yes....its another useless post by me , got this from a buddy

> Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes (Must Read Out Loud)
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>1) That's not right.......................Sum Ting Wong
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>2) Are you harboring a fugitive......Hu Yu Hai Ding
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>3) See me ASAP.........................Kum Hia
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>4) Stupid Man............................Dum Gai
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>5) Small Horse...........................Tai Ni Po Ni
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>6) Did you go to the beach.............Wai Yu So Tan
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>7) I bumped the coffee table...........Ai Bang Mai Ni
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>6) I think you need a face lift..........Chin Tu Fat
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>9) It's Very dark in here................Wao So Dim
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>10) I Thought you were on a diet.......Wai Yu Mun Ching
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>11) This is a tow away zone.............No Pah King
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>12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week............Wai Yu Kum Nao
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>13) Staying out of sight...................Lei Ying Lo
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>14) He's cleaning his automobile .......Wa Shing Ka
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>15) Your body odor is offensive.........Yu Stin Ki Pu
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>16) Great....................................Fa Kin Su Pah

Posted by inatrance on Jun-07-2002 22:37:

right on

Posted by KilldaDJ on Jun-08-2002 00:55:

lol, most of that made sense
if u said all that to me, i would have hit u
lemme add one : cream of sung yung gui

Posted by bluE_Neon on Jun-08-2002 01:11:

lmao ya makes sense

Posted by Drifter on Jun-08-2002 04:53:

actually thats pretty good...but don't try using that in chinatown

Posted by KilldaDJ on Jun-08-2002 11:13:

quote:
Originally posted by thewarpbrothers
actually thats pretty good...but don't try using that in chinatown

exactly, people will literally beat the shit outta u

Posted by WaxDog on Jun-08-2002 23:34:

Kum tio

ti lu yom ia toi kum

Posted by Orbax on Jun-09-2002 20:13:

lol nice!

Posted by Scorchio on Jun-10-2002 10:12:

Rofl!

Posted by Narcotic Mind on Jun-10-2002 10:39:

quote:
Originally posted by Scorchio
Rofl!

Ish-im-oto

Posted by eXos on Jun-10-2002 10:50:

You missed 1:

Grazy..................Sing Tjing Ping

And I'm not kiddin'

Posted by nils on Jun-10-2002 12:24:

haha! nice thread! me like, yes...

Posted by P4z! on Jun-11-2002 00:10:

hehe nice

Posted by elena on Jun-14-2002 04:24:

OH MY .....
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHAAAAA
i just fell off the chairrrrrr
hilarious!!!!

Posted by Wiley on Jun-14-2002 16:13:

Whos been eating all the pies?.................Yo Fat Wan Ka
Give it to me baby.............................Suk Mai Dong
USA will win the World Cup.....................No Fu Kin Wai

Posted by Great Outdoors on Jun-14-2002 18:31:

quote:
Originally posted by thewarpbrothers
actually thats pretty good...but don't try using that in chinatown

I'm Chinese, and I'm laughing my farking ass off!

Posted by elena on Jun-15-2002 06:56:

quote:
Originally posted by Wiley
Whos been eating all the pies?.................Yo Fat Wan Ka
Give it to me baby.............................Suk Mai Dong
USA will win the World Cup.....................No Fu Kin Wai

fucking a this is toooooooo hilariosu!!!
haha great one wiley...loved the last one =)

Posted by KilldaDJ on Jun-15-2002 11:13:

quote:
Originally posted by Wiley
Whos been eating all the pies?.................Yo Fat Wan Ka

LMAO!

Posted by OrZonE on Jun-16-2002 21:54:

quote:
Originally posted by Great Outdoors

I'm Chinese, and I'm laughing my farking ass off!

Good, I was afraid some people might get offended, but that doesn't seem to be the case here

Posted by whiskers on Jun-22-2002 14:38:

fa kin su pah!

Posted by quddha on Jun-22-2002 18:40:

Genius!

Posted by Dmatrox on Jun-22-2002 20:25:

Im chinese too, it was hilarious! I wish there were more

Posted by Gourhellyea on Jun-23-2002 22:58: