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The Story of Star Wars, as told by someone who has never "seen" it.

I have no idea how revoltingly old this may be, but it's one of the funniest things I've seen in a long while:


Star Wars: Retold (by someone who hasn't seen it) from Joe Nicolosi on Vimeo.

Hans!

Now I just wish I could find a video of the UCB "I had the titular line in Star Wars" sketch.

quote:

A: It was that scene where that Raiders of the Lost Ark guy was teaching Luke how to drive. B: You mean Han Solo? A: Yeah, Han Solo. He's teaching Luke how to drive the thing. He's like "Let's take this thing out for a drive." B: The Millennium Falcon? A: Yeah, the Falcon. They're on the back of the Falcon, and they're holding onto it's feathers. B: The Millennium Falcon is a space ship... have you even seen Star Wars? A: Yeah, I was in it. I was in that scene where Han Solo was teaching Luke to drive, and I'm on board and I'm a stowaway, and I'm always on the run cuz' I'm always stowin' away. And I walk by and I go "Oh boy, I'm just so tired of all these Star Wars."

HAHAHAHAHA



That is fucking brilliant.

"this is a different movie now"

Awesome

HE HAS WHITE-FACE!

LOL!

esp. @ "crusty white guy" and he's got Lucas under the mask.

ah ha, great find rob.

lol - the only thing.. is that I have seen 2 of the three..... and I only really remember the first one.

So...... It's still pretty damn funny.

the 3 year old does a better job, still

serious funage


edit: oh and cute 3 year old.. i want one

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Originally posted by stren the 3 year old does a better job, still

block the pokeball!
LOL
classic

and yeah, she does a better job than that first chick, who left out an entire movie
hahaha

quote:

Originally posted by beema block the pokeball! LOL classic and yeah, she does a better job than that first chick, who left out an entire movie hahaha

more like getting all three movies mixed up plot wise

and left out Hoth

Re: The Story of Star Wars, as told by someone who has never "seen" it.

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Originally posted by RJT Now I just wish I could find a video of the UCB "I had the titular line in Star Wars" sketch.

That guy also had the titular line in Out Of Africa

Don't talk back to Darth Vader, he'll get ya!

Re: The Story of Star Wars, as told by someone who has never "seen" it.

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Originally posted by RJT Now I just wish I could find a video of the UCB "I had the titular line in Star Wars" sketch.[/i]

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Originally posted by bas That guy also had the titular line in Out Of Africa

lol, UCB was so quality...the video clerk was killer, doesn't he threaten the customer w/ a poo stick at the end to stay he had the SW titular line?

"The scene I was in takes place and Africa. And, and Robert Redford's teaching Meryl Streep how to drive, and and and and there's all this traffic. And and I drive up next to 'em, I say 'Oh boy, I'm just so tired of all this traffic. I just can't wait till I get out of Africa.'"

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Originally posted by farley lol, UCB was so quality...the video clerk was killer, doesn't he threaten the customer w/ a poo stick at the end to stay he had the SW titular line? "The scene I was in takes place and Africa. And, and Robert Redford's teaching Meryl Streep how to drive, and and and and there's all this traffic. And and I drive up next to 'em, I say 'Hooo boy. I'm just so tired of all this traffic, I just can't wait till I get out of Africa.'"

But it's the guy who claims to have the titular lines who threatens the clerk with the poo stick.

quote:

Sen. B.C. Durham: The White House can no longer continue to ignore the poo stick epidemic, which is destroying our great country. Right now on our streets there are kids modifying poo sticks to automatics - and what kind of country do we live in when a man calls a stranger his momma?

onto this planet, with like, brown muppets.

and chewie, he's like a deformed ewok. lol.

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Originally posted by RJT

lol, fuck

I wish i could find the quote of the weapons store owner telling the story of a kid making his own poo stick, with the "branch tension" getting out of whack and the kid dying of exposure because they locked him out of the house so it wouldn't smell

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Originally posted by farley lol, fuck I wish i could find the quote of the weapons store owner telling the story of a kid making his own poo stick, with the "branch tension" getting out of whack and the kid dying of exposure because they locked him out of the house so it wouldn't smell

Well they couldn't have him tracking poo all over the house now, could they?

cylon cameo

Re: The Story of Star Wars, as told by someone who has never "seen" it.

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Originally posted by RJT I have no idea how revoltingly old this may be, but it's one of the funniest things I've seen in a long while: Star Wars: Retold (by someone who hasn't seen it) from Joe Nicolosi on Vimeo. Hans! Now I just wish I could find a video of the UCB "I had the titular line in Star Wars" sketch. [/i]

darth vader isn't a crusty white guy it's rick moranis!

lol. funny animation too.

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