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Posted by Domesticated on Jan-20-2009 23:54:

A conundrum

A guy in our office was telling everyone this story about his friend Dave (don't actually know the name, but it helps for the purpose of the story).

Apparently, some years after Dave got married, his wife revealed to him that she was very open to the concept of a two female threesome (i.e the only kind), so open, in fact, that she would allow Dave to pick out a girl, would then approach the girl independent of him and take care of the whole thing. He could do this as many times as he liked per week with whichever woman he pleased. It seems the concept of the threesome was a fetish for the wife, in a manner of speaking.

The only catch is that at the end of the threesome, the wife's other fetish (previously unrevealed to Dave) comes into play, whereby Dave must lay down on the bed while she takes a shit on his chest.

Shit on the chest, worth a threesome or not? Discuss.

By the way, I didn't make this story up. Some poor guy actually had to deal with this after he married this woman.

Posted by bas on Jan-20-2009 23:56:

First time for everything.

Posted by amp3 on Jan-20-2009 23:56:

tell him not to knock a cleveland steamer until he tries it

Posted by itsamemario on Jan-20-2009 23:56:

sexy time all around! SCOOOOOORE

Posted by apple country on Jan-21-2009 00:02:

he needs to pick up some nose plugs and replacement sheets.

then all is good.

Posted by pkcRAISTLIN on Jan-21-2009 00:10:

Maybe if we were talking jessica alba or grace park. But otherwise, fvck no. I have no desire to watch stool shoot out of my wife's ass.

Posted by Fledz on Jan-21-2009 01:01:

No. Fuck that right off.

Posted by Amduscias on Jan-21-2009 01:05:

it would be like watching 2 bitches 1 cup all over again

Posted by denys envy on Jan-21-2009 01:06:

solution to conundrum:

leave present woman. find another willing of threesome without the shit-taking upon the chest.

Posted by Amduscias on Jan-21-2009 01:12:

solution number 2

dump your wife &

find 2 whores

Posted by nefardec on Jan-21-2009 01:35:

just tell her you'll go along with it and then after the threesome make yourself scarce or tell her to shit on the other girl

Posted by Domesticated on Jan-21-2009 02:31:

quote:
Originally posted by nefardec
just tell her you'll go along with it and then after the threesome make yourself scarce or tell her to shit on the other girl

To clarify, I am not "Dave".

Or am I?

Posted by CONNERMAN2000 on Jan-21-2009 02:37:

Threesomes are good fun and all, but good fucking lord. No way.

Posted by Omega_Blue on Jan-21-2009 02:41:

sounds like a load of crap to me, but hey, plug your nose and close your eyes and pretend it's a big, slightly runny, hot steaming pile of peanut butter or something.

Posted by mezzir on Jan-21-2009 02:49:

solution: have a threesome and have her shit on the other chick's chest. win win!

Posted by Domesticated on Jan-21-2009 02:51:

quote:
Originally posted by mezzir
solution: have a threesome and have her shit on the other chick's chest. win win!

Nefardec already said that. I don't think it would count because the wife most likely derives sexual pleasure from shitting on the husband in particular.

Posted by Krypton on Jan-21-2009 03:05:

2girls1chest

Posted by elFreak on Jan-21-2009 03:06:

i pay the water bill for a reason you know.

Posted by Domesticated on Jan-21-2009 03:18:

quote:
Originally posted by elFreak
i pay the water bill for a reason you know.

To wash the shit off your chest?

Posted by elFreak on Jan-21-2009 03:20:

among other things.

Posted by pkcRAISTLIN on Jan-21-2009 03:22:

quote:
Originally posted by elFreak
among other things.

To wash the stench of paternity responsibilities from you?

Posted by daydreamer on Jan-21-2009 03:23:

take your conundrum
somewhere else.

thread closed.