so I got this FREAK heart-shaped potato...

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Posted by Abercrombie on Jan-21-2009 19:01:

so I got this FREAK heart-shaped potato...

... and I'm thinking.... should I put this thing on eBay? Sell it to GoldenPalace.com?

It came just in time for Valentine's Day, so I guess the next couple of weeks should be a good time to sell it.

Please help me out with what I should write and where to put it up to help me sell this thing, or at least recover the cost of shipping.

Posted by FunkyCrew on Jan-21-2009 19:02:

put it up on craigslist

Posted by tobywan on Jan-21-2009 19:17:

Re: so I got this FREAK heart-shaped potato...

quote:
Originally posted by Abercrombie

Could just be me...but does anyone else see a sad face in the top right corner of the tater?

Posted by Ania_xox on Jan-21-2009 19:19:

i see tits n ass

Posted by Yohan on Jan-21-2009 19:20:

most romantic gift ever!

well... maybe if you're irish

Posted by Abercrombie on Jan-21-2009 19:21:

If you see a Jesus or virgin mary on it, let me know.

Obama image would be a closer.

Posted by mnemonic. on Jan-21-2009 19:23:

I see Chuck Norris

Posted by Abercrombie on Jan-21-2009 19:26:

... seriously I need everything I need for a good add. Help a brutha out.

Here's 2 more angles;

Posted by mnemonic. on Jan-21-2009 19:28:

Jenna Jameson

Posted by CAKE on Jan-21-2009 19:31:

i've gotten one of those before

Posted by Intangible on Jan-21-2009 19:44:

I vote that you turn it into a love poutine

But it seems like a lot of people have beat you to it

Posted by Abercrombie on Jan-21-2009 19:55:

quote:
Originally posted by Intangible
I vote that you turn it into a love poutine

But it seems like a lot of people have beat you to it

How about "Multiply your love dozen-fold, as you can make heart-shapped scalloped potatoes with win her heart fomr her tummy"?

Posted by English Rachel on Jan-21-2009 19:58:

quote:
Originally posted by Abercrombie
How about "Multiply your love dozen-fold, as you can make heart-shapped scalloped potatoes with win her heart fomr her tummy"?

Love it

I'll buy it for $10

Posted by gummybear on Jan-21-2009 20:59:

it looks like an ass with cellulite..and a heart..

put it on ebay for shits an giggles..make sure you provide the link so i can drive the price up for you..just don't expect payment..

Posted by FunkyCrew on Jan-21-2009 21:04:

quote:
Originally posted by Abercrombie
win her heart fomr her tummy"?

haven't you got the memo? only works for guys

Posted by Intangible on Jan-21-2009 21:07:

quote:
Originally posted by FunkyCrew
haven't you got the memo? only works for guys

nooooo way. A guy who can cook well is so dreamy <3

Posted by FunkyCrew on Jan-21-2009 21:10:

quote:
Originally posted by Intangible
nooooo way. A guy who can cook well is so dreamy <3

hehe i know just kiddin'

just in my culture we have a saying that a way to guy's heart is through his stomach

Posted by Intangible on Jan-21-2009 21:12:

quote:
Originally posted by FunkyCrew
hehe i know just kiddin'

just in my culture we have a saying that a way to guy's heart is through his stomach

Its a very popular saying here too. But I try to ignore it since Im a horrible cook.

Posted by Yohan on Jan-21-2009 21:13:

quote:
Originally posted by FunkyCrew
haven't you got the memo? only works for guys

you mean the road to win a girl's heart is not through her stomach?

dammit!

*buys new road map*

Posted by cammaxwell on Jan-21-2009 21:16:

I'll trade you for a penis shaped potato.....also great for Valetine's Day.....

Posted by mnemonic. on Jan-21-2009 21:30:

quote:
Originally posted by Yohan
you mean the road to win a girl's heart is not through her stomach?

dammit!

*buys new road map*

Dude, you need a GPS.

Posted by Abercrombie on Jan-21-2009 22:05:

quote:
Originally posted by cammaxwell
I'll trade you for a penis shaped potato.....also great for Valetine's Day.....

I'll trade it for you for a sexy sandwich.

Ok, now seriously... I'm thinking...

quote:

If your Valentine loves potatoes, what is more loving than giving him or her a real naturally-shaped potato in the shape of a heart? Especially if Irish!

I discovered this spud in a bag of potatoes bought this week at the supermarket. It's RARE and one-of-a-kind!

It seems as it was naturally created for this very special holiday.

Mother Nature created it with LOVE.

You can multiply your love by using it to make scalloped potatoes by slicing it thinly several times. Win your love through his/her stomach!

Valentine's Day is only a couple weeks away, surprise your love with the most unique Valentine's Day gift anyone could possibly get!

Posted by Abercrombie on Jan-21-2009 22:07:

quote:
Originally posted by MikeyN
Dude, you need a GPS.

Even with that, women have too many dead ends and detours. The shortest way will never get there. You gotta drive a long time around a few blocks before the car warms up and get there.

Posted by Yohan on Jan-21-2009 22:11:

quote:
Originally posted by Abercrombie
Even with that, women have too many dead ends and detours. The shortest way will never get there. You gotta drive a long time around a few blocks before the car warms up and get there.
and more like finding your destination by accident

Posted by DigiNut on Jan-21-2009 23:02:

quote:
Originally posted by FunkyCrew
...a way to guy's heart is through his stomach

Actually, the incision is normally made along the sternum (breast bone). You try to go in through the stomach and you'll probably be sued for some serious malpractice.

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