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Posted by Renzo on Jan-22-2009 19:26:

I hate when my cat is in heat

The little bitch rubs up on me nonstop, rolls around like she's on ecstasy and makes weird noises. Kinda like my ex. Gotta get her spayed soon. The cat, not my ex.

And no, Yohan, you can't have her for lunch.

Anyone spayed/neutered their cat recently?

Posted by Yohan on Jan-22-2009 19:33:

i only hunger for dogs, not feline fascists

Posted by chach on Jan-22-2009 19:33:

she's cute and wahtever dont spay her bob barker doesnt know shit

Posted by boris_the_bear on Jan-22-2009 19:35:

why don't you have him/her meet another cat?

Posted by Lira on Jan-22-2009 19:40:

Heat is on!

Heat is o-on!

Heat is on!

Is on the street!

The heat is on!

Posted by itsamemario on Jan-22-2009 19:50:

quote:
Originally posted by Lira
Heat is on!

Heat is o-on!

Heat is on!

Is on the street!

The heat is on!

*insertobligatoryyoutubevideotoshowigotit*

Posted by Cloudburst on Jan-22-2009 19:51:

Can you feel it?
The energy, the heat
The energy, the heat
The energy, the heat
The energy, the heat
The energy, the heat
The energy, the heat

Posted by nchs09 on Jan-22-2009 20:29:

Plow that shit.. she is begging for it

right?

Posted by Cloudburst on Jan-22-2009 20:32:

Posted by Gen3r4l1ty on Jan-22-2009 21:35:

http://everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=737861

Posted by Slylee on Jan-22-2009 23:31:

there is an overpopulation of cats, no need to breed them you need to get her fixed. you will be doing her a favor trust me. she is uncomfortable when she is going through that and making those weird meows.

Posted by l�cid on Jan-22-2009 23:33:

Re: I hate when my cat is in heat

quote:
Originally posted by Renzo
The little bitch rubs up on me nonstop, rolls around like she's on ecstasy and makes weird noises.

sounds like my cat. but he's a boy... and he's fixed.

Posted by Renzo on Jan-22-2009 23:34:

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
there is an overpopulation of cats, no need to breed them you need to get her fixed. you will be doing her a favor trust me. she is uncomfortable when she is going through that and making those weird meows.

Well, she's uncomfortable cause she's horny. But she's not in pain or anything.

Posted by Renzo on Jan-22-2009 23:34:

quote:
Originally posted by Gen3r4l1ty
http://everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=737861

Posted by Renzo on Jan-22-2009 23:35:

Re: Re: I hate when my cat is in heat

quote:
Originally posted by l�cid
sounds like my cat. but he's a boy... and he's fixed.

Your cat and my cat need to fuck. That way my cat has no babies. Win-win.

Posted by l�cid on Jan-22-2009 23:40:

Re: Re: Re: I hate when my cat is in heat

quote:
Originally posted by Renzo
Your cat and my cat need to fuck. That way my cat has no babies. Win-win.

sorry, he's taken...

Posted by Slylee on Jan-22-2009 23:42:

i know she isn't in pain but she is definitely UNCOMFORTABLE and it's not like, 'oh haha she's just horny'. they are really uncomfortable during that time...ask any vet and they'll encourage spaying. it's pointless to keep an animal in heat if you aren't going to breed it.

Posted by Renzo on Jan-22-2009 23:43:

Aww man, my kitty can't compete with tight manatee pussy.

Posted by Renzo on Jan-22-2009 23:43:

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
i know she isn't in pain but she is definitely UNCOMFORTABLE and it's not like, 'oh haha she's just horny'. they are really uncomfortable during that time...ask any vet and they'll encourage spaying. it's pointless to keep an animal in heat if you aren't going to breed it.

Speak to me in that tone again

Posted by Slylee on Jan-22-2009 23:50:

lol sorry i have a big problem with people who dont do that. especially guys with their big stupid dogs with huge balls. "oh i can't chop his balls off! i couldn't do that to him! bla bla bla" it's like get a fucking clue, you are damaging your dog more than helping him.

but anyway...u should go stick your pinky fingernail in her cooter.

Posted by idoru on Jan-22-2009 23:55:

quote:
Originally posted by Gen3r4l1ty
http://everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=737861

Posted by Renzo on Jan-23-2009 00:00:

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
lol sorry i have a big problem with people who dont do that. especially guys with their big stupid dogs with huge balls. "oh i can't chop his balls off! i couldn't do that to him! bla bla bla" it's like get a fucking clue, you are damaging your dog more than helping him.

but anyway...u should go stick your pinky fingernail in her cooter.

I hear ya. I just got into town, though. The kitty is technically my little sister's.

But yeah, I'm totally fingering the kitty tonight.

Posted by kadomony on Jan-23-2009 00:19:

use a q-tip

Posted by infinity HiGH on Jan-23-2009 00:24:

FUCK!

1 of my cats is in heat too but we can't take her in to get fixed until the cycle stops. STUPID WHORE!!!

Posted by The17sss on Jan-23-2009 02:14:

Re: I hate when my cat is in heat

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Originally posted by Renzo

Anyone spayed/neutered their cat recently?

Had my female spayed about a month ago... I was holding out for a little bit because my male was already fixed, but then one day she started going crazy begging for the dick. She was walking around with her ass arched up in the air and her tail to the side screaming like she was saying "enter me now!" This went on for like 4 days strait. As soon as it subsided, I went to the vet. She's back to normal now. lol

Victory!

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