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Posted by whiskers on Feb-04-2009 04:28:

dating crazy chicks

share experiences?

how about early warning signs, such as "If you ever cheat on me, I'll find you and cut your thing off"?

discuss!

Posted by pkcRAISTLIN on Feb-04-2009 04:33:

Re: dating crazy chicks

quote:
Originally posted by whiskers
early warning signs,

their name is jake benson?

Posted by Orbital32 on Feb-04-2009 04:38:

two different girls, same outcome. After two months they wanted to get married. I said, Hell No. So they both pretended to be pregnant. Lies after Lies, both of them refused to take a pregnancy test.

For the girls: Pretending to be pregnant in order to force a guy to get married: NOT COOL!

Posted by whiskers on Feb-04-2009 04:41:

quote:
Originally posted by Orbital32
two different girls, same outcome. After two months they wanted to get married. I said, Hell No. So they both pretended to be pregnant. Lies after Lies, both of them refused to take a pregnancy test.

For the girls: Pretending to be pregnant in order to force a guy to get married: NOT COOL!

mmmmhmm, or after 3 days of knowing each other she calls you a "boyfriend" in a casual convo (tbh, things are going movie-like well) and when you confront her about it - because she didn't talk to you first - she sulks.

Posted by pkcRAISTLIN on Feb-04-2009 04:41:

quote:
Originally posted by Orbital32
For the girls: Pretending to be pregnant in order to force a guy to get married: NOT COOL!

ahhh, ye olde man trap. luckily these days its the accepted norm to bugger off and never see them again, pregnant or not

Posted by simplcake on Feb-04-2009 04:42:

chicks who say oh my gosh with their eyes wide open and start laughing loud as hell for some really stupid reason, i really want to kick them in the crotch

but instead i take them home and give them aids

Posted by Taranis on Feb-04-2009 04:45:

I seem to be a magnet for crazy chicks, it all starts out the same:

Meet a girl, she seems kind of cool, hang out more, hook up, have the 'we're together right?' talk, everythings cruisy for a short period of time except the more time I spend with them the more obvious it becomes that they're maladjusted in some form. At some point while high/drunk they spill their guts about [insert horrible childhood here], then become ultra clingy.

Start throwing around the 'L' word like it's going out of fashion, become crazy jealous, constantly question the relationship 'YOU'RE JUST USING ME FOR SEX ARENT YOU!' and continually offload on me every time we hang out. Eventually I get sick of the relationship being an emotional black hole that sucks me of joy and life every time I think about it and break it off. She cries, I rebound into some chick I meet while fucked off my face (I have a theory that a relationship's health is inversely proportional to how intoxicated you are when it begins) and so the grand cycle of life continues.

Posted by pkcRAISTLIN on Feb-04-2009 04:47:

quote:
Originally posted by Taranis
I seem to be a magnet for crazy chicks, it all starts out the same:

Meet a girl, she seems kind of cool, hang out more, hook up, have the 'we're together right?' talk, everythings cruisy for a short period of time except the more time I spend with them the more obvious it becomes that they're maladjusted in some form. At some point while high/drunk they spill their guts about [insert horrible childhood here], then become ultra clingy.

Start throwing around the 'L' word like it's going out of fashion, become crazy jealous, constantly question the relationship 'YOU'RE JUST USING ME FOR SEX ARENT YOU!' and continually offload on me every time we hang out. Eventually I get sick of the relationship being an emotional black hole that sucks me of joy and life every time I think about it and break it off. She cries, I rebound into some chick I meet while fucked off my face (I have a theory that a relationship's health is inversely proportional to how intoxicated you are when it begins) and so the grand cycle of life continues.

that's because ALL chicks, regardless of race, nationality or culture, are fucking crazy.

Posted by Domesticated on Feb-04-2009 04:52:

The funnier ones are the girls that are normal during the relationship but turn psycho post break-up. I've never had the misfortune of one of these, but a close mate did. Watching the inferno from afar was amusing to say the least. Listening to him whine for the next three months was not.

Posted by Krypton on Feb-04-2009 04:55:

I think I might have found my future wife. Please continue...

Posted by Domesticated on Feb-04-2009 04:58:

quote:
Originally posted by Krypton
I think I might have found my future wife. Please continue...

Right, because your month long relationship with "Yukii" is a dream come true.

Posted by Krypton on Feb-04-2009 04:58:

quote:
Originally posted by Domesticated
Right, because your month long relationship with "Yukii" is a dream come true.

Sure is.

Posted by Lira on Feb-04-2009 05:00:

Come to think of it, I had never realised how lucky I am. I've had to deal with some drama here and there, but nothing like that at all.

Maybe crazy girls don't go after pretentious nerdy guys. Hmm...

Posted by Orbital32 on Feb-04-2009 05:05:

I had this other girl who got drunk and started crying one day because I made fun of Mickey Mouse.

Haha i thought! No haha, she was damn serious.

Posted by Jer on Feb-04-2009 05:10:

There can be no crazy chick thread without Pablo Francisco.

quote:
Originally posted by Taranis
I have a theory that a relationship's health is inversely proportional to how intoxicated you are when it begins

Agreed. I met, took to dinner and first fucked the love of my life whilst completely fucked out of my gourd.

Posted by Banora on Feb-04-2009 05:16:

I seem to attract crazy dudes. Guys who tell me I am their soul mate after a three weeks, guys who are ultra clingy, guys who say 'I love you' after a week, psycho stalker possessive guys who freak out on another guy if he so much as glances in my direction.

...One time, I swear I was dating Napoleon reincarnated.

Posted by Domesticated on Feb-04-2009 05:17:

quote:
Originally posted by Jer
greed. I met, took to dinner and first fucked the love of my life whilst completely fucked out of my gourd.

INVERSELY.

Posted by Lira on Feb-04-2009 05:25:

quote:
Originally posted by Krypton
I think I might have found my future wife. Please continue...

Is Yukii Fayaree's alt?

Posted by Krypton on Feb-04-2009 05:52:

quote:
Originally posted by Lira
Is Yukii Fayaree's alt?

Posted by l�cid on Feb-04-2009 06:07:

i fully admit that most chicks are out of their mind batshit insane crazy, but guys can be just as bad... sometimes worse.

Posted by Jer on Feb-04-2009 06:17:

quote:
Originally posted by Domesticated
INVERSELY.

Half in the bag, didn't read it correctly. Fuck you. No, wait. I'm sorry. That was uncalled for.

Posted by thecreator on Feb-04-2009 06:18:

But I hope we can all see eye to eye about the phenomenal sex that one usually gets from crazy chick's...Be it the sex itself or the ability to know that that you'll never love her so you can bring up and and every sexual desire and her crazy ass'll pretty much be down for it all.

God bless'em that is from 300 ft away,don't want her ass breaking that order of protection

Posted by narcism on Feb-04-2009 06:32:

Re: dating crazy chicks

quote:
Originally posted by whiskers
"If you ever cheat on me, I'll find you and cut your thing off"?

i fail to see whats so crazy about this statement

Posted by Yohan on Feb-04-2009 07:36:

quote:
Originally posted by Banora

...One time, I swear I was dating Napoleon reincarnated.

lol. that's awesome.
small penis, but overinflated ego?

Posted by Spacey Orange on Feb-04-2009 09:00:

chick telling me that her brothers used to fuck her since she was like 8. on the brightside, she had the prettiest vagina i've ever seen.

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