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so im most likely going to jail tonight
ill be back in 9-10
no bitch steals my scarf
fuckin hipsters
Nice scarf fag
hipster scarf..... its only hipster if you steal it from someone.
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| Originally posted by nchs09 hipster scarf..... its only hipster if you steal it from someone. |
Indeed.
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
if its got hipster blood on it afterwards will it be a street scarf?
hipsters don't wear scarfs, unless they bat for the other team. Tight pants all the way!
its not your fault, that bitch had to die
You�re always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it�s no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it?
Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies� digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don�t want to go sievin� through pig sh*t, now do you?
They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, �as greedy as a pig�.
can i just say how much i love hipsters?! cos i do. sorry for your jail time.
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| Originally posted by josh rising can i just say how much i love hipsters?! cos i do. |
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| Originally posted by nchs09 200 pounds |
I am hipster.
is he in jail
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| Originally posted by denys envy Vivid Boy killed dallastar? |
anyways im foolin with u guys. i left my scarf at some hipster chicks apatrtment the other week and im just gonna go and get it back after she hasnt been answering my messages abt it or my phone calls.
itll be quite tamed. if i want it to have gotten messy i would bring rod rico to come collect with me.
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| Originally posted by Jake Benson fag |
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| Originally posted by Vivid Boy anyways im foolin with u guys. i left my scarf at some hipster chicks apatrtment the other week and im just gonna go and get it back after she hasnt been answering my messages abt it or my phone calls. itll be quite tamed. if i want it to have gotten messy i would bring rod rico to come collect with me. |
she did steal it. shes trying to anyways. i left it at her house and shes not returning messages abt it, phone calls, not even facebook. I tell her friens to get it back for me and they say she wont. to me thats theft. i dont even know what i did to this tgirl.
Right on, man. Jail is awesome. They give you free soups, let you watch tv and play cards.
you should go to jail and ask what their room rates per night are. and if it comes with cable TV or if you have to pay extra for that.
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| Originally posted by Vivid Boy i dont even know what i did to this tgirl. |
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| Originally posted by Direct Right on, man. Jail is awesome. They give you free soups, let you watch tv and play cards. |
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| Originally posted by whiskers And you get free sex! |
bailout!
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| Originally posted by nchs09 You�re always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it�s no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies� digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don�t want to go sievin� through pig sh*t, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, �as greedy as a pig�. |
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