Women Drivers Appreciation Thread

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Posted by Scoops on Feb-05-2009 15:41:

Women Drivers Appreciation Thread

Posted by Frenchie on Feb-05-2009 15:43:

This always makes me laugh. She's just chillin' there and the look on her face is just like "hmph"

Posted by MrJiveBoJingles on Feb-05-2009 15:46:

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The difference between men and women behind the wheel was brought into sharp relief this week when new Home Office figures revealed men are guilty of a staggering 97% of dangerous driving offences and 94% of accidents causing death or bodily harm. On average, men committed nine times as many traffic offences as women, the study found.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2...iencequestions1

Generalization: In my experience I've found that guys are dangerous on the road because they drive fast / recklessly, while women are dangerous because they don't pay attention (cell phones etc.). Although certainly it can be the other way around, too.

Posted by nchs09 on Feb-05-2009 15:47:

All these bitches
falling off bridges

get off the street
and get back in the kitchen

lane merging is not your thing
please go ahead, try another thing

ehhhh that was my super duper awesome fantastic supreme rap freestyle!

Posted by Acton on Feb-05-2009 15:58:

Re: Women Drivers Appreciation Thread

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Originally posted by Scoops

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Originally posted by Scoops

How the hell did that happen?

Posted by stren on Feb-05-2009 16:08:

Posted by Meat187 on Feb-05-2009 16:17:

Re: Women Drivers Appreciation Thread

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Originally posted by Scoops

Reminds me of this:

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In the eastern German town of Limbach-Oberfrohna on Sunday night, a 23-year-old driver speeding through the town center lost control of his vehicle, launched off an embankment and ended up smashed into the roof of the village church some seven meters (23 feet) up.

http://www.spiegel.de/international...,603542,00.html

quote:
Specialists, including physicists, are at the scene trying to reconstruct exactly what happened.

Posted by Jake Benson on Feb-05-2009 16:30:

Re: Women Drivers Appreciation Thread

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Originally posted by Scoops

ok how the FUCK did that happen???

Posted by Lira on Feb-05-2009 16:35:

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Originally posted by nchs09
All these bitches
falling off bridges

get off the street
and get back in the kitchen

It was awesome until you rhymed "thing" with "thing"

Here, let me fix it:

All these bitches,
falling off the bridge
Get off the street
And bring me a sandwich!

The truth is, hotty bitch,
I like you better than my cars,
If you're behind the wheels,
Well, I can't see your arse!

Somewhere over the rainbow,
Way up high,
When a woman drives,
they know the end is nigh!

I don't want no armageddon,
Unless it's in my room,
You can hit me hard and head on,
Yeah, bitch, call me Mr. Doom!

And make no more vroom vroom!

Posted by nchs09 on Feb-05-2009 16:36:

quote:
Originally posted by Lira
It was awesome until you rhymed "thing" with "thing"

Here, let me fix it:

All these bitches,
falling off the bridge
Get off the street
And bring me a sandwich!

The truth is, hotty bitch,
I like you better than my cars,
If you're behind the wheels,
Well, I can't see your arse!

Somewhere over the rainbow,
Way up high,
When a woman drives,
they know the end is nigh!

I don't want no armageddon,
Unless it's in my room,
You can hit me hard and head on,
Yeah, bitch, call me Mr. Doom!

And make no more vroom vroom!
Lira, you and i should never rap.

Posted by Lira on Feb-05-2009 16:45:

quote:
Originally posted by nchs09
Lira, you and i should never rap.

Is that an invitation to a freestyle battle?!

I'M IN!

Posted by Acton on Feb-05-2009 16:46:

That video is immense .

Posted by whiskers on Feb-05-2009 17:00:

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Originally posted by stren

Wow, that's a lot of fail in one video.

My mom is really inattentive when I'm in the car, but she says she's not like that when she drives alone.
I dated a girl who used to regularly drive with her knees - to change CDs, get her phone, eat, whatever. She, actually, was one of the best drivers I've ever seen.

Posted by pmoisse on Feb-05-2009 18:13:

LOL

Stren, that video was all kinds of awesome.

Here's a kickass woman driver:

She's such a nutter. I love her crazy laugh while she's passing guys and drifting the damn thing

Posted by whiskers on Feb-05-2009 18:22:

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Originally posted by pmoisse
LOL

Stren, that video was all kinds of awesome.

Here's a kickass woman driver:

She's such a nutter. I love her crazy laugh while she's passing guys and drifting the damn thing

-How many times have you crashed?
-Oh, many times. I can't count, actually.
-Right.... (nervous laughter)

Very scary to do that in a van...

Posted by L.E.N. on Feb-06-2009 05:14:

Sabine is a bad ass

Posted by a spoon on Feb-06-2009 05:33:

I approve of this thread

Hmmm...
But after much thought I have come to the conclusion

As far as lack of driving sense:
Seniors > Women > Asians

Posted by zoogla on Feb-06-2009 05:53:

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Originally posted by stren

1:26 FTMFW!!!! LMAO!!!! Leave it to the man!!!!

Posted by Jake Benson on Feb-06-2009 07:47:

^ 3:06

Posted by kadomony on Feb-06-2009 08:34:

Posted by Gauss on Feb-06-2009 16:58:

quote:
Originally posted by fayraree
1:26 FTMFW!!!! LMAO!!!! Leave it to the man!!!!

+1, I laughed so hard.

Posted by simplcake on Feb-06-2009 17:06:

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Originally posted by kadomony
omg is dat sum underworld dark train

women don't drive trains, thank god

Posted by L.E.N. on Feb-06-2009 22:30:

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Originally posted by Agent0
women don't drive trains, thank god

There is a joke within this post.

Posted by L.E.N. on Feb-06-2009 23:53:

lol

Road to driver's exam not easy street for S.Korean

SEOUL, South Korea (AP) � A woman in South Korea who has taken the written exam required for a driver's license nearly every day since 2005 has failed again � but is hoping attempt No. 772 will be the charm.

The aspiring driver took her first test in April 2005, according to Choi Young-chul, an official at the North Jeolla Province driver's license agency in Jeonju, 150 miles (240 kilometers) south of Seoul.

She has taken the test a record 771 times, most recently on Monday, but has yet to pass. She said she plans to take the test again but did not say when, he said Thursday.

The 68-year-old has spent 4 million won ($3,000) on fees for the test, he said. Applicants must score at least 60 on the written exam before they can get behind the wheel for a driving test. Choi says she's scored as high as 50.

"I feel sorry every time I see Cha fail. When she passes, I'll make a memorial tablet myself and give it to her," Park Jung-seok, a traffic police officer at the agency, told the Korea Times newspaper.

No other details about her identity were released other than her family name, Cha.

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap...EyThMwD965CUIO0

Posted by Jake Benson on Feb-07-2009 01:12:

Do you guys think Barbina is a bad driver. She is a woman, BUT she is also a Lesbian. So she does gain man status no? Wait does this mean I'm a bad driver??????

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