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Posted by DeleteFromUsers on Feb-06-2009 02:43:

On the toilet.

There has been some discussion about people's rituals on the toilet.

Removing one leg of the pants for prison inmates - in case shit goes down and they need to make a run for it.

Stretching to encourage things to move. Get the flow going.

Shirts off, pants down. No clothes at all. Listing to the Ipod, humming along, blackBerry solitair, brickbreaker (if you'll understand my meaning), dump 'n come. Well, the list goes on.

For me it's the crying and the drooling. The endless hours of deep thought and reflection. A zen-like state of fecal transcendence (transmittance? [transsubstantiation?-Ed.]).

What makes you move?

Posted by chinamon on Feb-06-2009 02:46:

i dont need anything to help my movement.
i only need something to kill the time while im sitting on the can.
i used to play brickbreaker but now i play poker that is on my bold.
or i read Popular Photography magazine...

Posted by Silky Johnson on Feb-06-2009 02:48:

You actually have time to read and play games? What are you eating? Lol.

I'm on and off the shitter in under 30 seconds when I take a dump. And man do I love taking shits. So stimulating. Anyone who says otherwise isn't in tune with their anus and I feel sorry for them.

Posted by chinamon on Feb-06-2009 02:50:

quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
You actually have time to read and play games? What are you eating? Lol.

chinese food. lol.
i would hate to imagine the monstrous dumps that EvilTree takes with his korean food.

Posted by ExtremeWays on Feb-06-2009 03:02:

How many Courics?

http://link.brightcove.com/services...bctid1243715048

Posted by Make Me Egg on Feb-06-2009 03:26:

My dumps are usually pretty fast paced like jennypies so I don't have time to read or anything like that. The one thing I love about dropping a terd is the mystery of what type it will be:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristol_Stool_Scale

Posted by cammaxwell on Feb-06-2009 04:04:

quote:
Originally posted by chinamon
i dont need anything to help my movement.
i only need something to kill the time while im sitting on the can.
i used to play brickbreaker but now i play poker that is on my bold.
or i read Popular Photography magazine...

LOL!!!! I used to play Brickbreaker too!!!!

Now, I usually play Sudoku since a puzzle last abouts the right time...

Posted by Jer on Feb-06-2009 04:37:

quote:
Originally posted by cammaxwell
LOL!!!! I used to play Brickbreaker too!!!!

Now, I usually play Sudoku since a puzzle last abouts the right time...

Amen brother.

Posted by Yohan on Feb-06-2009 05:14:

i usually read a chapter or two of my book.

Posted by The Ear on Feb-06-2009 05:56:

Re: On the toilet.

quote:
Originally posted by DeleteFromUsers

You sir are a Thursday phenomenon.

^5

I recommend the lean-back-&-achieve-zen manoeuver.

Posted by Owen M on Feb-06-2009 10:22:

I exercise the "Drop and Flush" technique. Less air time for that bomb and it stinks less.

I also regularly talk on the phone if it's a lengthy process. Usually they're quick.

Posted by Zentac_75 on Feb-06-2009 12:31:

quote:
Originally posted by Owen M
I exercise the "Drop and Flush" technique. Less air time for that bomb and it stinks less.

Drop and flush reminded me of something LOL

(copy and pasted)
imagine the scene in your typical Dutch water closet (European for bathroom). You make a quick bombing run and instead of going immediately sub-aquaeous, your log is deposited on "the shelf" where it remains horrifyingly sub-aerial.

This cross-section of the shelf toilet should give you the idea (from the leenks site):

*edit* you have never truly smelled your shit until you've used one of these toilets.

Posted by Geoffb3 on Feb-06-2009 14:30:

Re: Re: On the toilet.

quote:
Originally posted by The Ear
You sir are a Thursday phenomenon.

^5

I recommend the lean-back-&-achieve-zen manoeuver.

I look forward to it every Thursday

Posted by Batman84 on Feb-06-2009 14:42:

i usually have enough time to play a full game of scrabble on my iphone while on the shitter.

Posted by cammaxwell on Feb-06-2009 15:16:

I also plan world domination, but once I leave the thrown I lose the will.............but as soon as I'm back it's go time again!!!!

Posted by Shaya007 on Feb-06-2009 16:16:

good I was going to make a thread but this is sort of related so here it goes;

Why do girls take pics in the washrooms??

Posted by petro on Feb-06-2009 16:34:

^^^ way to ruin the thread w/ that disturbing pic

Posted by Shaya007 on Feb-06-2009 16:35:

quote:
Originally posted by petro
^^^ way to ruin the thread w/ that disturbing pic

Awwwwww

GET OVER IT!

Posted by chw on Feb-06-2009 16:45:

quote:
Originally posted by Shaya007

Why do girls take pics in the washrooms??

Posted by love_child on Feb-06-2009 16:50:

i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet

Posted by Shaya007 on Feb-06-2009 16:56:

quote:
Originally posted by chw

OH!

so that's why?

Got it!

Posted by chw on Feb-06-2009 17:32:

it could also be a result of their predetermined character as it is scribed in the almighty book of astrology.

e.g.

Aries: today you will take pictures of yourself trying a new hygiene product post them on the internet. enjoy a hug from someone special. your lucky numbers are 4,14 and 44.

Posted by VDub on Feb-06-2009 18:16:

quote:
Originally posted by Yohan
i usually read a chapter or two of my book.

^^^^^

Posted by Abercrombie on Feb-06-2009 18:25:

each time I got for a sitting at the office, I can hear the other guys in the neighbouring stals click away at their blackberrys... EVERY TIME

Posted by ExtremeWays on Feb-06-2009 18:26:

I'm a twitter shitter!

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