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Posted by Cloudburst on Feb-11-2009 17:35:

Local hospital

So apparently my left kidney is fucked and they are probably taking it out in a week or so.

I was drinking Friday night and as I sometimes get (for the last 8 years) I got this pain on the left side of my waist. It usually disappears in 4-5 days or so, but 5 am Tuesday morning I woke up with incredible pain. It was among the worst I've ever felt, along with Cluster Headache. It was bad.

Man, the stuff they did to me there. I got a shot for the pain on my ass cheek. The 2nd doctor I see, talks with me for a while and let me explain what's up. Then she proceeds to push and punch my stomach, then puts a finger up my ass, then fondles my balls. I'm not sure why, but it was needed apparently. Got shots all over my body, fucking blood tests, but I'm totally cool with needles so no problem really.

I had gotten an infection in the kidney so that's why it hurt like a sunnovabitch. They said it had been a fail-kidney since birth, not having enough output for the urine. When drinking lots of urine accumulates and when it can't exit the kidney it fucks it up and the kidney eventually "dies". It just took this long for it to completely fail.


Posted by DJ Mikey Mike on Feb-11-2009 17:44:

Re: Local hospital

quote:
Originally posted by Cloudburst
Then she proceeds to push and punch my stomach, then puts a finger up my ass, then fondles my balls.


Sounds pretty similar to my Friday night.


Posted by gehzumteufel on Feb-11-2009 17:45:

Shit that sucks.


Posted by Lira on Feb-11-2009 17:49:

Sucks to hear that, hope you get better soon

By the way, I thought this thread was about English girls that don't look quite as English as one would expect
quote:
Then she proceeds to push and punch my stomach, then puts a finger up my ass, then fondles my balls. I'm not sure why, but it was needed apparently.

Pervy Swedes


Posted by nchs09 on Feb-11-2009 18:01:

I hear that people who have only 1 kidney are not supposed to drink.


So that means good bye to booz for you?


Posted by Cloudburst on Feb-11-2009 18:09:

I don't know, I guess I have to ask that, but I think he said I could drink "normally" whatever that means. If not, then no more getting shit faced I guess...

I had about 7 different doctors and 10 different nurses. Made me feel important. That or they didn't know what the hell was wrong with me.


Posted by nchs09 on Feb-11-2009 18:10:

Never rule out lupus.


Posted by UWM on Feb-11-2009 18:59:

Was Jackson's girlfriend born at said hospital?


Posted by MeLLyMeL on Feb-11-2009 19:06:

quote:
Originally posted by UWM
Was Jackson's girlfriend born at said hospital?
lmfao.
As sooon as I saw this thread title I thought of that story!


Posted by Damerchi on Feb-11-2009 19:08:

be glad ure a scandinavian in times like these rather than an uninsured yank.


Posted by elFreak on Feb-11-2009 19:13:

you goan die sorry


Posted by Cloudburst on Feb-11-2009 19:17:

quote:
Originally posted by MeLLyMeL
lmfao.
As sooon as I saw this thread title I thought of that story!


10 replies was slow for cor.

quote:
Originally posted by DJ Damerchi
be glad ure a scandinavian in times like these rather than an uninsured yank.


is naice!


Posted by Rikard on Feb-11-2009 19:24:

Re: Local hospital

quote:
Originally posted by Cloudburst
When drinking lots of urine


wth dude


Posted by Cloudburst on Feb-11-2009 19:28:

Re: Re: Local hospital

quote:
Originally posted by Rikard
wth dude




I forgive you for making me laugh and therefore making it hurt.


Posted by Cpt.Cocaine on Feb-11-2009 23:23:

At least it's not gremlins.


Posted by Lira on Feb-11-2009 23:38:

quote:
Originally posted by Cloudburst
10 replies was slow for cor.

I mentioned that in the 3rd reply!


Posted by Silky Johnson on Feb-12-2009 00:34:

quote:
Originally posted by nchs09
I hear that people who have only 1 kidney are not supposed to drink.


So that means good bye to booz for you?





No. You can still drink, but in moderation. One kidney WILL do the work of two; however, that doesn't mean it should be bombarded with work.


Posted by nchs09 on Feb-12-2009 00:40:

quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
No. You can still drink, but in moderation. One kidney WILL do the work of two; however, that doesn't mean it should be bombarded with work.
But drinking and moderation dont go well together


Posted by Silky Johnson on Feb-12-2009 00:41:

I know, nachos. I know.

:/


Posted by Slylee on Feb-12-2009 00:43:

Re: Re: Local hospital

quote:
Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike
Sounds pretty similar to my Friday night.





on a more serious note, i'm sorry you had to go through that cloudburst i've had a kidney infection before and it's not fun at all. i've also had a finger up my ass in a medical situation, but let's not go there


Posted by on Feb-12-2009 01:00:

Re: Re: Re: Local hospital

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee

( i've had a kidney infection before and it's not fun at all. i've also had a finger up my ass in a medical situation, but i enjoyed it



I'd cancel that vacation to Mexico. They steal your other kidney and your done for.


Posted by Slylee on Feb-12-2009 01:04:

lol

the anal exam was performed by our neighbor at the time who was a flight surgeon. i was living on a military base in japan so it was a tight community. i'd see him in the elevator from time to time after he had his fingers up my butt. it was great.


Posted by Lira on Feb-12-2009 01:37:

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
the anal exam was performed [...] in japan

It all makes sense now


Posted by tubularbills on Feb-12-2009 01:42:

quote:
Originally posted by Cpt.Cocaine
At least it's not ghonorrea.


fixed.


seriously tho, sucks about your kidney dude. i know you can live with one, but will you eventually be put on a transport/donor list?


Posted by Cloudburst on Feb-12-2009 09:44:

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
lol

the anal exam was performed by our neighbor at the time ... it was tight.




quote:
Originally posted by tubularbills
fixed.


seriously tho, sucks about your kidney dude. i know you can live with one, but will you eventually be put on a transport/donor list?


one kidney works fine, so unless my other one gets damaged somehow I'm fine.

quote:
Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike
Sounds pretty similar to my Friday night.


This was only a Tuesday night. Clearly my Friday nights > your Friday nights.

Friday nights would include fisting, walking on my stomach in heels and stomping my balls.


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