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Posted by bas on Feb-14-2009 07:14:

**** My Life

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Today, I went to dinner with my friend and his family. I went to the men's room at the same time as his father, and as we peed next to each other in adjacent urinals the father looked over at me and said "Don't worry, I've seen smaller." FML

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Today, I told my mom I was going through a growth spurt. She said "Yeah, horizontally." FML

http://www.fmylife.com/

Sucks to be people.

Posted by Renzo on Feb-14-2009 07:17:

I'm pretty sure those are all fake. What, everyone is a comedian now?

I still loller, though.

Posted by Reza on Feb-14-2009 07:19:

i just played dota and went 1-9 fml

and earlier my gf told me shes going to be on her period on valentine .. double fml

Posted by enydo on Feb-14-2009 07:42:

bas your sig makes me hungry every time I see it.

Posted by gehzumteufel on Feb-14-2009 08:46:

Bas, I wish you'd get more popular and be able to play more gigs. <3

Posted by TranceOwnsLol on Feb-14-2009 09:21:

How old is this website? Yesterday, it seemed like all my friends were talking about it.

Posted by barbina on Feb-14-2009 09:30:

FML Bas stole my website

this is one of the best sites I've come across in months. Sooo funny

Posted by Domesticated on Feb-14-2009 14:33:

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Today, I realized that I know more about the Transformers history than I do about talking to women. FML

edit: they all seem to written by the same person, but funny nonetheless.

Posted by chach on Feb-14-2009 15:19:

I read a website called fmylife.com..... f my life

Posted by Direct on Feb-14-2009 15:59:

FML?

The fucks that fucking computer nerd gay shit suppose to mean?

Posted by CONNERMAN2000 on Feb-14-2009 16:02:

Posted by Lira on Feb-14-2009 16:29:

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Today, I was talking to my parents about feeling insecure with my "beach body" as Spring Break keeps getting closer and closer. My dad proceeded to warn me by saying, "Don't wear a gray swimsuit. People will try to roll you back into the ocean".

Posted by nchs09 on Feb-14-2009 16:31:

I thought this was a thred about bas breaking up with bunny...... so when i clicked it i had a giant boner thinking bunny was single.

Then i remembered bas is gay, and while the page loaded, i thought this thread was about bas breaking up with clovis, so i got a huge boner.

Now i know this thread is about neither, but my boner remains.

Posted by itsamemario on Feb-14-2009 16:59:

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Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML

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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

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Today, I was teaching swim lessons. I got felt up by a 6 year old boy. 3 times. FML

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Today, my friend's son asked me how much coke costs in this place. I told him "about a dollar?" He said "wow, that's really cheap for blow." He's 10. FML

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Today, I had a sexy dream, woke up and started to masturbate quite vigorously. When I finished, I hopped off the top bunk naked to see my brother and his girlfriend laying in the bottom bunk. FML

Posted by bas on Feb-14-2009 18:21:

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Originally posted by gehzumteufel
Bas, I wish you'd get more popular and be able to play more gigs. <3

Me too, but people don't like me. FML

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Originally posted by TranceOwnsLol
How old is this website? Yesterday, it seemed like all my friends were talking about it.

Dunno, I just heard about it yesterday.

Posted by Azz3D on Feb-14-2009 18:56:

this seems like a less depressing version of grouphug.us

Posted by winston on Feb-14-2009 19:11:

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Originally posted by gehzumteufel
Bas, I wish you'd get more popular and be able to play more gigs. <3

siiiick buuuurrnnnnn

Posted by Lomeli on Feb-14-2009 19:49:

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Originally posted by gehzumteufel
Bas, I wish you'd get more popular and be able to play more gigs. <3

+1!! Let us be your marketing team!

We'll call ourselves TROOG! :P

Posted by gehzumteufel on Feb-14-2009 20:07:

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Originally posted by winston
siiiick buuuurrnnnnn

I was serious. I fucking love his mixes.

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Originally posted by Lomeli
+1!! Let us be your marketing team!

We'll call ourselves TROOG! :P

LOL

Posted by winston on Feb-14-2009 20:14:

oh ok, serious then...boring. i was kidding

Posted by bas on Feb-14-2009 23:33:

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Originally posted by Lomeli
+1!! Let us be your marketing team!

We'll call ourselves TROOG! :P

lolol

Posted by Allied Nations on Feb-15-2009 00:00:

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Today, I texted this girl I really like and she didn't answer. She did about two hours later and it said "sorry I was having sex at the time you texted me. So how are you?" FML

Posted by saluyamo on Feb-15-2009 11:04:

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Today, I texted this girl I really like and she didn't answer. She did about two hours later and it said "sorry I was having sex at the time you texted me. So how are you?" FML

Wow, that sounds like what happened to me today FML

Posted by Chris Crossland on Feb-15-2009 11:09:

My father once told me when they found out they're pregnant with me they flipped a coin on whether to keep me or not. Apparently i was lucky. I asked my mom about it and she denies it, naturally.

I believe my dad.

Posted by Lomeli on Feb-23-2009 04:58:

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Today, my mom walked in on me looking at a 1978 playboy. She asked if I found it in the basement. I said yes. Then I realized she was the centerfold. FML

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