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Posted by on Feb-18-2009 18:07:

When Chimpanzee Attack!

This was on the local news last night. Its horrible but I couldn't help but laugh when I heard the audio. The owner was really at fault calls over a friend (55 yr women) to help her with her out of control 200 lbs chimp. She also self medicated him with Xanax no less. http://www.courant.com/news/local/h...,0,999235.story

Posted by MeLLyMeL on Feb-18-2009 18:17:

lmfao!

*he's eating herrrr*

*i tried stabbing him but it only made him crazy*

Is this fuking real?

Posted by ownymcown on Feb-18-2009 18:24:

ya its real, the thing ripped off her face, and bit off her hands.

supposedly it ran away when the cops came (after being stabbed by the woman), and then came back later. it ripped off the side mirror from the car with one arm then ran around to the passenger side of the cop car, OPENED THE FUCKING DOOR, and tried to attack the cop inside. the cop shot it a couple times point blank, and it ran away (after being shot). they found it dead in the owner's house.

Posted by Direct on Feb-18-2009 18:25:

What the fuck I dont see a monkey. You said the video was going to show a monkey attacking a woman.

Posted by Renzo on Feb-18-2009 18:43:

Chimps are evil. Fuck chimps.

Although that lady is an idiot for giving him Xanax. Bitch, he's not going to a rave later.

Posted by ownymcown on Feb-18-2009 18:48:

Yea, trained or pet animals are motivated at least a little by fear and anxiety to behave. Give that chimp some xannies, and he's anxiety free and much less fearful, probably more likely to act on his violent urges.

Chimps are fucking violent, much much moreso than gorillas. They rip off eachothers arms, legs, and genitals regularly.

Posted by XoxidE on Feb-18-2009 19:32:

Get a cat next time, not a chimp.

Posted by tubularbills on Feb-18-2009 19:35:

quote:
Originally posted by XoxidE
Get a cat next time, not a chimp.

chimps don't weigh fucking 200 lbs, that wasn't a chip, that was a damn Ape!

LOL

fucked up man, just plain fuuuuuuuuucked up

Posted by StanVoid on Feb-18-2009 19:39:

she should've supplemented the xanax with x pills, which would've kept the chimp not just mellow, but cool and happy.

rookie mistake.

Posted by KiNeTiC ENeRgY on Feb-18-2009 19:42:

quote:
Originally posted by tubularbills
chimps don't weigh fucking 200 lbs, that wasn't a chip, that was a damn Ape!

LOL

fucked up man, just plain fuuuuuuuuucked up

lol yes they can weigh close to it. Monkeys are heavy as shit cause they are solid muscle.

Posted by Ania_xox on Feb-18-2009 20:25:

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Posted by bas on Feb-18-2009 20:38:

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Even though this is real and I'm sure she's absolutely wrought with guilt...that is fucking hilarious.

Posted by JD8180 on Feb-18-2009 23:11:

read in the paper that this was the same chimp that was in the older old navy commercials. sounds pretty sad, old lady was a widow and all she had left was this chimp, and she was ordering them to shoot him down.

though I'm not going to lie, the beginning of the phone call with the chimp screaming in the background did make me laugh.

Posted by ZeJayMan on Feb-19-2009 13:03:

LOL at 52 seconds "He ripped her face off! (chortle chortle)"

Posted by colonelcrisp on Feb-19-2009 13:21:

thats hillarious...

give that chimp a hand *claps*

in other news, opie and anthony remixed the chimp 911 call with the christian bale rant recording..... it was hillarious.....

911 caller: o my god he's eating her face *sob sob*
christian bale: well isnt that just fucking great!

Posted by colonelcrisp on Feb-19-2009 13:22:

her friend tried to stop the chimp with her gun, but the monkey managed to dis-arm her....

Posted by StanVoid on Feb-19-2009 14:02:

with the chimp and that lady being in the same room, the situation turned into a real face-off.

Posted by colonelcrisp on Feb-19-2009 14:25:

quote:
Originally posted by StanVoid
with the chimp and that lady being in the same room, the situation turned into a real face-off.

its your duty to photoshop the face off movie cover with a chimpanzee now.....

Posted by Sunsnail on Feb-19-2009 14:45:

This is why I'm against gun control.

Posted by StanVoid on Feb-19-2009 14:57:

quote:
Originally posted by colonelcrisp
its your duty to photoshop the face off movie cover with a chimpanzee now.....

dude i'm at work, someone else pls do it

Posted by ZeJayMan on Feb-19-2009 15:05:

lol

first ever chop.

Posted by colonelcrisp on Feb-19-2009 15:07:

quote:
Originally posted by ZeJayMan

lol

first ever chop.

Excellent first effort, the only fail is, you need to have the title "Face Off" on the pic....

Posted by ZeJayMan on Feb-19-2009 15:12:

i've never stuck anything on 4chan either. and i just stuck that on there. Internet is fun.

Posted by colonelcrisp on Feb-19-2009 15:18:

EPIC WIN!

ps here is the link to the christian bale - 911 call mashup from opie and anthony

http://www.923krock.com/pages/1420414.php

its about 1/4 the way down the page... under 8:30 AM Wednesday Feb 18th

Posted by ZeJayMan on Feb-19-2009 15:25:

LOL, absolute banter.

i often think about what a person who was involved in one of these things we regularly take the piss out of was to see some of the shit people come up with on this forum. they'd probably throw themselves off a fuckin bridge.

A chimp mauled her face "LOL"

my sisters head got washed up on a beach "roflmao"

truly disgusting. i love it.

fucking stupid idiot shouldn't have had a fucking chimp kicking about anyway. don't be a prick. buy a cat.

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