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Posted by elFreak on Feb-19-2009 16:47:

Obama is left handed?

Just saw him sign some stuff during his visit to Canada and he is left handed!!!!!!!!

This changes everything, i hate him now and he is the antichrist.

discuss.

Posted by bas on Feb-19-2009 16:49:

Posted by elFreak on Feb-19-2009 16:51:

no srsly bas...when i was a kid the priests used to warn me about the lefties and satan before they raped me. This negro lied to me!!!!!

Posted by bas on Feb-19-2009 16:52:

I'm serious too, that guy doesn't want to be Obama's elf.

Posted by Frenchie on Feb-19-2009 16:52:

I JUST saw this video too

Posted by UmmiE on Feb-19-2009 17:14:

quote:
Originally posted by elFreak
no srsly bas...when i was a kid the priests used to warn me about the lefties and satan before they raped me. This negro lied to me!!!!!

Posted by ZeJayMan on Feb-19-2009 17:22:

Barack Obama is a left-handed president, following in the wake of four of the last six presidents of the United States.

Mccain is left handed too.

Posted by Lira on Feb-19-2009 17:27:

Re: Obama is left handed?

Lefties rock! We rule the world and nobody knows, because we slyly blame the Jews whenever something goes wrong

Posted by bas on Feb-19-2009 17:28:

Re: Re: Obama is left handed?

quote:
Originally posted by Lira
Lefties rock! We rule the world and nobody knows, because we slyly blame the Jews whenever something goes wrong

We've been doing that far longer than left handed people.

Posted by KiNeTiC ENeRgY on Feb-19-2009 17:39:

...but he jerks it with his right. Is that ok?

Posted by glass on Feb-19-2009 17:44:

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quote:
Originally posted by bas
We've been doing that far longer than left handed people.

Mexicans blame the jews???

Posted by SYSTEM-J on Feb-19-2009 18:00:

I've noticed a lot of famous people seem to be left handed, although perhaps they stand out because I, as a southpaw, remember them. The 4 in 6 US Presidents statistic is notable.

I've often wondered if there's correlation between personality and hand. Someone online once said to me "I knew you'd be left handed. And you are."

Posted by nefardec on Feb-19-2009 18:07:

italian for left: (from latin)

sinistra

politicians:

sinister

Posted by elFreak on Feb-19-2009 18:08:

i'm right handed but jerk off with my left hand.

Posted by nefardec on Feb-19-2009 18:08:

quote:
Originally posted by elFreak
i'm right handed but jerk off with my left hand.

thats because you need the right hand to click the mouse

Posted by elFreak on Feb-19-2009 18:11:

no mouse, usually my right hand is used to hold the kid's face still because it is stronger than my left.

Posted by Akridrot on Feb-19-2009 18:33:

quote:
Originally posted by elFreak
no mouse, usually my right hand is used to hold the kid's face still because it is stronger than my left.

Sometimes I think "What if this person wasn't joking and was actually masturbating until ejaculation into a child's face?"

Usually, I just chuckle and click away. This time I thought I'd reply. So here's a reply. It's not much. But it's something.

I hope you liked it.

Posted by LinX on Feb-19-2009 18:58:

Lefty's rock! we're more creative, however we tend not to live as long as rightys. by like 7 yars (i think, i dunno google it.)

Posted by Cloudburst on Feb-19-2009 18:59:

On the inauguration:

"I'm a lefty, get used to it."

Posted by PressPLay on Feb-19-2009 20:47:

Re: Obama is left handed?

quote:
Originally posted by elFreak
Just saw him sign some stuff during his visit to Canada and he is left handed!!!!!!!!

This changes everything, i hate him now and he is the antichrist.

discuss.

You're probably on to something. Can't be coincidence that his private limo he rides in is referred to by the media as "The Beast". Who else thinks he's got the same birthmark of "666" on his forehead or somewhere else on his body like Pope John Paul II did? Bah, we once thought Reagan was the anti-Christ as well since they both couldn't be assassinated successfully. We'll know Obama is the devil if he too survives an assassination.

Posted by colonelcrisp on Feb-19-2009 21:00:

quote:
Originally posted by KiNeTiC ENeRgY
...but he jerks it with his right. Is that ok?

Just don't shake his hand.......

Posted by nefardec on Feb-19-2009 23:53:

quote:
Originally posted by LinX
Lefty's rock! we're more creative, however we tend not to live as long as rightys. by like 7 yars (i think, i dunno google it.)

maybe as a whole, looking at statistics, but clearly you as an individual are not, since this is maybe the 1500th time I've heard a lefty say this.

Posted by wotyzoid on Feb-20-2009 00:13:

quote:
Originally posted by Akridrot
Sometimes I think "What if this person wasn't joking and was actually masturbating until ejaculation into a child's face?"

Usually, I just chuckle and click away. This time I thought I'd reply. So here's a reply. It's not much. But it's something.

I hope you liked it.

Posted by r5a on Feb-20-2009 01:27:

shit thread.

who fucking cares, it makes no difference.
also. had you watched the inauguration you would have heard him when he signed
"mother ******s, im left handed, get used to it!"

Posted by Lira on Feb-20-2009 01:31:

quote:
Originally posted by nefardec
maybe as a whole, looking at statistics, but clearly you as an individual are not, since this is maybe the 1500th time I've heard a lefty say this.

Lefties rock! We think of stuff no righty ever dared to. Namely, writing with the left hand

(Hah, now that's a first, I bet! )

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