Douche chills - Oscars and beyond...

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Posted by emc^2 on Feb-23-2009 04:50:

Douche chills - Oscars and beyond...

Flipping through my shitty-ass basic cable, nothing to watch - lo and behold I stumble on Oscars. 5 minutes into it and I begin to experience a strange sensation that cannot be summarize more than simple "douche chills of epic proportions"

Inspired by this feeling, I examine it further and try to find out who exactly gives me these chills at the moment.

The biggest douche chills I got so far:

Brangelina duo
Mickey Rourke
Sean Penn...

ENTIRE FUCKING AUDIENCE of that bloated cesspool of "personalities" that actually are convinced in their own self-importance. Hence the douche chills.

Who evokes this deeply personal feeling in you?

Posted by Silky Johnson on Feb-23-2009 04:55:

I'm elated that neither Brad nor Angelina won anything.

Posted by Lebezniatnikov on Feb-23-2009 04:56:

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Originally posted by emc^2

Who evokes this deeply personal feeling in you?

Why that would be you.

Posted by st3nc on Feb-23-2009 04:56:

are the oscars actually happening right now?

Posted by Renzo on Feb-23-2009 04:57:

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Originally posted by st3nc
are the oscars actually happening right now?

No. It's not 'til next week.

Posted by emc^2 on Feb-23-2009 05:02:

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Originally posted by Lebezniatnikov
Why that would be you.

Aw, did you feel ignored? Sorry, I forgot about you for a second but I allow me to explain why. Please forgive this gross oversight but rest assured that feeling is more than mutual. I'd post some offensive pictures or yell some obscenities your way if I actually gave a fuck about you but the sheer irrelevance of your mere presence among the living does not warrant such effort on my part.

Perhaps this is why I did not "get that feeling" until you reminded me of yourself - not very much unlike that turd that simply won't flush and pops back up. Hang on, let me reach for that flush handle again - this time I think I'll fix it...

Posted by Lebezniatnikov on Feb-23-2009 05:03:

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Originally posted by emc^2
Aw, did you feel ignored? Sorry, I forgot about you for a second but I allow me to explain why. Please forgive this gross oversight but rest assured that feeling is more than mutual. I'd post some offensive pictures or yell some obscenities your way if I actually gave a fuck about you but the sheer irrelevance of your mere presence among the living does not warrant such effort on my part.

Perhaps this is why I did not "get that feeling" until you reminded me of yourself - not very much unlike that turd that simply won't flush and pops back up. Hang on, let me reach for that flush handle again - this time I think I'll fix it...

winston, you forgot to log out emc^2

Posted by emc^2 on Feb-23-2009 05:05:

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Originally posted by Renzo
No. It's not 'til next week.

wut? http://www.oscar.com/oscarnight/

Posted by emc^2 on Feb-23-2009 05:06:

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Originally posted by Lebezniatnikov
winston, you forgot to log out emc^2

Nope... damn, there you float again. Heh. I had some good fiber I guess. Allright, let's try it again - *flushhhhhhhhhh*

Posted by Frenchie on Feb-23-2009 05:06:

and the award for biggest woosh goes to...

Hey look! You!

Posted by emc^2 on Feb-23-2009 05:10:

I think I'm beginning to develop what is called a "fan base". Hey wanna follow me on Twitter or subscribe to my YouTube channel? No? Hm. How be one of the hoes on my bootycall list?

p.s. This "Jew on Jew" violence has got to stop. Jew feel me?

Posted by Lebezniatnikov on Feb-23-2009 05:10:

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Originally posted by emc^2
Nope... damn, there you float again. Heh. I had some good fiber I guess. Allright, let's try it again - *flushhhhhhhhhh*

Wait, are you the guy that got mad when I said Michael Bloomberg might not be that bad?

Damn, people hold internet grudges about the dumbest shit.

Posted by emc^2 on Feb-23-2009 05:21:

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Originally posted by Lebezniatnikov
Wait, are you the guy that got mad when I said Michael Bloomberg might not be that bad?

Damn, people hold internet grudges about the dumbest shit.

Fuck, Mr. Hankey, damn if I remember... As I said before - I got on by simply by pretending you don't exist or ignoring your wack comments. Well, I'm going back to status quo. I'd hate to spoil what worked so well thus far by my own curiosity in what piqued this interest in the origins of my indifference towards you in the first place.

And since you won't simply flush away, I'll just leave you soaking for a bit. Maybe that'll help... Flush at ya later.

Posted by Krypton on Feb-23-2009 05:23:

Anything having to do with celebrities, I tune out.

Posted by Lebezniatnikov on Feb-23-2009 05:23:

Haha, then if that wasn't you, I have no idea who you are. But it's cool you don't like me.

Posted by pkcRAISTLIN on Feb-23-2009 05:27:

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Originally posted by Krypton
Anything having to do with celebrities, I tune out.

lol, you thought ron paul was quite the celebrity there for a while.

Posted by Krypton on Feb-23-2009 05:36:

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
lol, you thought ron paul was quite the celebrity there for a while.

I was an idealist..

Posted by pkcRAISTLIN on Feb-23-2009 06:03:

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Originally posted by Krypton
I was an idealist..

there is absolutely nothing ideal about paul's platform.

Posted by Krypton on Feb-23-2009 06:36:

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
there is absolutely nothing ideal about paul's platform.

I thought at the time, otherwise. I'v gone through my phases...