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I ate all of my chocolate almonds

I wish I had bought more. Now I'm sad. I heard people in the UK don't have beef jerky. I feel sorry for them. It makes me want to be an importer/exporter. I'm sure the children will embrace me as a king once they try it. I could mail you some if you ask me nicely. Honestly though, smoking meat (tee he he) is not rocket science. Jeez, I can't believe you created us.

Side note: I keep rubbing my cheesy popcorn hands on my pants. Is it wrong that it turns me on when my dog keeps licking it off?

Ouch, Mr. Meow, I expected more from you. I thought you would understand. Why are you angry with me for such trivialities? You only fuel my despair. Perhaps, I will take my inane discussions elsewhere to a place where empathetic sociopaths are welcome

Who the hell signs up to forums just to make threads like this?

Anyway, we do have jerky in Australia and the UK. It just tastes like dried leather. I had some good stuff once and loved it, but since then all I've been able to find is shit. The jerky over here seems to be made of scrotums or something. If I could get decent stuff I'd be eating it day and night.

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Originally posted by Domesticated Who the hell signs up to forums just to make threads like this?

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Originally posted by babypuncher It makes me want to be an importer/exporter.

Art Vandelay?

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Originally posted by bas Art Vandelay?

Ah, their fine latex products have kept me satisfied for over a decade. No homo.

stop posting, akridrot.

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Originally posted by fayraree stop posting, akridrot.

This thread has your greasy handwriting all over it, not Akridot's. It's more than likely it's your alias. Criminals always return to the scene of the crime to inspect their handiwork.

Re: I ate all of my chocolate almonds

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Originally posted by babypuncher I heard people in the UK don't have beef jerky.

We do have one brand which is imported in from America, pretty good as well.

What the fuck is wrong with people, can't you just post stupid shit like this from a single username? The mods should really get cracking on the alts.

Re: I ate all of my chocolate almonds

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Originally posted by babypuncher Side note: I keep rubbing my cheesy popcorn hands on my pants. Is it wrong that it turns me on when my dog keeps licking it off?

yes

Re: I ate all of my chocolate almonds

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Originally posted by babypuncher I wish I had bought more. Now I'm sad. I heard people in the UK don't have beef jerky. I feel sorry for them. It makes me want to be an importer/exporter. I'm sure the children will embrace me as a king once they try it. I could mail you some if you ask me nicely. Honestly though, smoking meat (tee he he) is not rocket science. Jeez, I can't believe you created us. Side note: I keep rubbing my cheesy popcorn hands on my pants. Is it wrong that it turns me on when my dog keeps licking it off?

You're, like, extreme. And believeable. Yeah. Definitely. This should get a rise out of people. Why not throw in a bit about baby molestation as well? That'll be funny.



Fuck off, you worthless piece of human excrement. People like you are the reason the world is in the state it's in.

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Originally posted by Domesticated This thread has your greasy handwriting all over it, not Akridot's. It's more than likely it's your alias. Criminals always return to the scene of the crime to inspect their handiwork.

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