Behold apple's new piece of $hit iShuffle

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Posted by Jake Benson on Mar-13-2009 04:34:

Behold apple's new piece of $hit iShuffle

To anyone who loves their music on the go, life just got dumber with Apple's new state of the art piece of crap iShuffle.

READ SOURCE: http://www.apple.com/ipodshuffle/

It features volume adjustment, starting, and stopping songs all in the HEADPHONES, which are the typical shitty plastic 70s vintage quality white-devils that Apple has been using the entire time. So if you have half a brain, or are between the ages of 10 and 60, and want to listen to music with any kind of quality headphones that don't sound like a beat-down Mexican radio, you don't have that option with this. You have to accept these shiny mediocre generic yet heavily advertised headphones if you want to listen to music on this concraption.

Anyone else disturbed by this brand new iPoop?

Posted by Domesticated on Mar-13-2009 04:36:

I knew you were back. My gaydar was going crazy.

Posted by woscar on Mar-13-2009 04:38:

Actually I don't really care because I have no reason to buy an iPod shuffle anyway. But that is one of the most massive brain farts I've ever seen

Posted by Jake Benson on Mar-13-2009 04:41:

quote:
Originally posted by Domesticated
I knew you were back. My gaydar was going crazy.

Why would you have gaydar, unless you're....

Posted by wing on Mar-13-2009 04:44:

a mp3 player that talks to you? fucking eh i won't need to see my psychiatrist anymore. i hope we can customize the voice cause i want to change it to tiesto's voice.

real bad choice for a motto

edit: LOL wtf generic robotic voiceover

Posted by Jake Benson on Mar-13-2009 05:34:

quote:
Originally posted by hundred
a mp3 player that talks to you? fucking eh i won't need to see my psychiatrist anymore. i hope we can customize the voice cause i want to change it to tiesto's voice.

It would be amazing if someone could hack into the iShuffles connected to the internet, and make the robot voice say "You are listening to your grandma masturbate" when they click-hold.

Posted by Darkarbiter on Mar-13-2009 05:38:

ha, 4gb of storage

for au $40 you can buy an mp3 player (admitably only 2 gigs, but for another 20 bucks you can get a 4gb one) with, you know... a screen.

If you wanna spend extra money on an mp3 player buy an iRiver (and even they are cheaper then iPods).

Posted by Sushipunk on Mar-13-2009 05:47:

quote:
Originally posted by Darkarbiter
ha, 4gb of storage

for au $40 you can buy an mp3 player (admitably only 2 gigs, but for another 20 bucks you can get a 4gb one) with, you know... a screen.

If you wanna spend extra money on an mp3 player buy an iRiver (and even they are cheaper then iPods).

Hell yes, I love my iRiver.

Posted by boris_the_bear on Mar-13-2009 06:47:

+1 for iRiver. my good old T10 1Gb player is a convenient and awesome-sounding little bastard

Posted by Ygrene on Mar-13-2009 10:09:

I have to say, my iRiver has been fantastic too. Plus it has line-in record which is super handy for recording mixes.

Posted by echosystm on Mar-13-2009 11:45:

i like ipod shuffles just because they have the clip and are small. this is how an mp3 player should be. i have never purchased one though, because you have to use that fag shit they call itunes.

Posted by Cpt.Cocaine on Mar-13-2009 15:42:

You don't have pockets?

Posted by jpisani on Mar-13-2009 15:53:

quote:
Originally posted by Cpt.Cocaine
You don't have pockets?

I don't have pockets on my running shorts, and isn't this made for working out and such?

Posted by dimadelux on Mar-13-2009 16:02:

quote:
Originally posted by jpisani
I don't have pockets on my running shorts, and isn't this made for working out and such?

the size of the new shuffle makes it a perfect fit in the anus

Posted by KiNeTiC ENeRgY on Mar-13-2009 16:11:

quote:
Originally posted by echosystm
i like ipod shuffles just because they have the clip and are small. this is how an mp3 player should be. i have never purchased one though, because you have to use that fag shit they call itunes.

Not true at all. There is a free app called Poddox that allows music transfers back and fourth. iTunes doesn't allow u to transfer music off of your player, but this one will do it. It currently only supports audio, but they will have video transfer soon.

quote:
Originally posted by dimadelux
the size of the new shuffle makes it a perfect fit in the anus

Now if it would only pulse to the beat

Posted by UmmiE on Mar-13-2009 16:17:

Fuck the shuffle get an iPhone noob, next wednesday were getting Metal Gear Solid Touch on iPhone I cant fucking wait,plus 2 months later we will be getting terminator salvation game too.

here is some eye candy:-

Posted by KiNeTiC ENeRgY on Mar-13-2009 16:20:

quote:
Originally posted by UmmiE
Fuck the shuffle get an iPhone noob, next wednesday were getting Metal Gear Solid Touch on iPhone I cant fucking wait,plus 2 months later we will be getting terminator salvation game too.

here is some eye candy:-

As an iPhone user myself, Using it as an ipod is shit. Battery lasts 10 minutes, and it's too fucking big to use it working out. Get another player or nano for that. If you want to game buy a console

Posted by gehzumteufel on Mar-13-2009 16:23:

quote:
Originally posted by KiNeTiC ENeRgY
Not true at all. There is a free app called Poddox that allows music transfers back and fourth. iTunes doesn't allow u to transfer music off of your player, but this one will do it. It currently only supports audio, but they will have video transfer soon.

Winamp does it too. As does pretty much every media app out there now.

Posted by UmmiE on Mar-13-2009 16:24:

quote:
Originally posted by KiNeTiC ENeRgY
As an iPhone user myself, Using it as an ipod is shit. Battery lasts 10 minutes, and it's too fucking big to use it working out. Get another player or nano for that. If you want to game buy a console

buy a console:- keep buying games,more money spent periodically(hello recession nigga)

or

buy an iphone (jailbreak it) money saved on games and apps = profit

I play sets on it when in the subway travelling just turn off the display it keep on in the background.....it never died on me and doesnt drain the battery.....I dont play games for hours and hours I play it for i'd be lucky if I sit down and even spend 45 min in row.

Posted by Meat187 on Mar-13-2009 16:28:

Posted by KiNeTiC ENeRgY on Mar-13-2009 16:50:

quote:
Originally posted by UmmiE
buy a console:- keep buying games,more money spent periodically(hello recession nigga)

or

buy an iphone (jailbreak it) money saved on games and apps = profit

I play sets on it when in the subway travelling just turn off the display it keep on in the background.....it never died on me and doesnt drain the battery.....I dont play games for hours and hours I play it for i'd be lucky if I sit down and even spend 45 min in row.

Mine is jailbroke and it's loaded with 8 pages worth of games and gimicky, useless hey look at my cool phone apps.

Posted by gehzumteufel on Mar-13-2009 16:53:

quote:
Originally posted by KiNeTiC ENeRgY
Mine is jailbroke and it's loaded with 8 pages worth of games and gimicky, useless hey look at my cool phone apps.

My buddy has like that many and the shit crashes all the time.

Posted by KiNeTiC ENeRgY on Mar-13-2009 16:55:

quote:
Originally posted by gehzumteufel
My buddy has like that many and the shit crashes all the time.

haha, so true. Majority of them crash.

Posted by gehzumteufel on Mar-13-2009 17:02:

quote:
Originally posted by KiNeTiC ENeRgY
haha, so true. Majority of them crash.

Yeah they really fucked that part up with 2.x updates. 1.x was quite stable. Then 2.x and 3g came out, and it just went to shit.

Posted by KiNeTiC ENeRgY on Mar-13-2009 17:10:

quote:
Originally posted by gehzumteufel
Yeah they really fucked that part up with 2.x updates. 1.x was quite stable. Then 2.x and 3g came out, and it just went to shit.

Even Safari crashes and locks up on me, lol. Seems to do it most when looking up directions/maps, which is the time I really need it most. Bastards

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