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I've got your business plan right here. *points at crotch*
Re: Business ideas
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| Originally posted by ******** I was also thinking about using it as a place that loud music could be played as it is out in the middle of no where" |
Waynestock
or you could buy a bunch of telephone booths and travel through time with your best friend and Dr. death.
1. Build up enough capital. $2000 would be nice.
2. Incorporate a holding company.
3. Start investing under the name of that holding company.
4. Run a business of some kind under the holding company.
5. Sell the business for profit.
6. Buy ownership in a company, sell for profit.
7. Repeat 4, 5, and 6.
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| Originally posted by jennypie I've got your business plan right here. *points at crotch* |
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| Originally posted by jennypie I've got your business plan right here. *points at crotch* |
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| Originally posted by Mr.Mystery Crabs? |
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| Originally posted by Sushipunk Everyone loves seafood. |
Phase 1: Collect Underpants
Phase 2: ?
Phase 3: Profit!
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| Originally posted by jennypie I've got your business plan right here. *points at crotch* |
RBC's business resource centre is pretty good. here's their business plan section:
http://www.rbcroyalbank.com/RBC:Sb0...ness-plans.html
good luck! 
$2000 to start a business.... unless you are gonna be selling hmm.. figures you made from pipe cleaner... on ebay ... that's not going to be enough. That wouldn't cover the rent of a shop and all the rates for a month.
And don't expect to be making money for easy the first year, who the hell has even heard of you etc?
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| Originally posted by samochod Phase 1: Collect Underpants Phase 2: ? Phase 3: Profit! |
haha that was my first thought too
pretend to be a religious man. give a bunch of seminars on the financial crisis and how the only true salvation is through god. ask for donations so you can spread the world and save everyone.
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| Originally posted by samochod Phase 1: Cut hair Phase 2: ? Phase 3: Profit! |
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| Originally posted by Dervish $2000 to start a business.... unless you are gonna be selling hmm.. figures you made from pipe cleaner... on ebay ... that's not going to be enough. That wouldn't cover the rent of a shop and all the rates for a month. And don't expect to be making money for easy the first year, who the hell has even heard of you etc? |
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| Originally posted by ******** There are already churches in the community.. I'm actually an ordained minister. I could do talks but once again, who would actually show up for them. Anyone know if head shops are legal in Missouri? Likewise I'm not sure if I'd find people interested in a rub and tub or massage parlour. I could put out some adds, but if I could faciliate massages by fems working on commission, handling the linens and all that fun stuff. I'd like to provide things that don't already exist in the community, but not break the law or piss people off. The shell thing.. you'd need financially liable directors too wouldn't you? If you incorporate you'd need atleast 3 people to be liable.. where are you going to find them.. although I always though "making business partners with terminally ill people could be lucarative. |
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| Originally posted by jonze spread the world |
Ergh. You're a fucking retard Krypton. People like you are the reason that world economy is so fucked right now. You can't just pull business out of a hat; they actually have to have substance and a function within society to succeed.
If meaningful businesses could be set up for $2000, everyone would be working for themselves. There's a reason they put that money in the bank instead.
This whole thread is hilarious.
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| Originally posted by idoru This whole thread is hilarious. |
i've got literally a notebook filled with crazy business ideas ranging from awesome to hilarious
i dont want to post the awesome ones here but some of the random ass ones are funny:
"Affairs of State" social networking/dating service for politicians and interns
"Mondays" restaurant, like TGI Fridays, except it's themed like a cubical office. You eat in cubicals and get hassled by the waiters. you have to write memos to get your food. because every day should be a monday
I want to open a gourmet stew restaurant at the top of a hotel in las vegas that charges $500.00 for a designer shoe filled with gourmet stew. You're not just eating, you are eating artwork. Hobo style. only for the elite
FCK TV. A luddite television channel whose programs are basically old men on armchairs reading classic literature and listening to opera
like i said, these a few silly ideas, but I have some serious plans that I am putting in action for other things.
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| Originally posted by Domesticated Ergh. You're a fucking retard Krypton. People like you are the reason that world economy is so fucked right now. You can't just pull business out of a hat; they actually have to have substance and a function within society to succeed. If meaningful businesses could be set up for $2000, everyone would be working for themselves. There's a reason they put that money in the bank instead. |
he has a point, krypton. you don't need $2,000 for a holdco, just the $30 to register it.
ps. registering a company without a business plan or purpose is retarded.
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